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A teacher in class had the idea of testing her young pupils...
She asks for a volunteer to put the word 'contagious' into a sentence...
After a few puzzled looks from the children in class, little Tommy put up his hand excitedly. So he was chosen to speak out his sentence...
Tommy excitedly spoke aloud...
"I was in the car with my daddy on Saturday last weekend and we were following a big red lorry. All of a sudden the back doors on this lorry flew wide open and out poured hundreds and hundreds of ping pong balls...they were everywhere! My daddy turned to me and said "I am glad it's not me who will be picking all those ping pong balls up, because its going to take some contagious!" |
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I took my family to the zoo the other day.
As we were watching the elephants, one of them got a huge hard on.
My lad pointed at it and asked me "what's that dad?"
"That's his willy" I answered.
"Oh?" he said, "when I asked mommy she said it was nothing?"
"I know son, but your mums spoiled" I replied.
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