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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Because I need a holiday and I'll let you sit on my face  | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you "Will you offer me advice and let me know when I pick unsuitable men? | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Because I need a holiday and I'll let you sit on my face "Please wait in the VIP departure lounge | |||
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"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums "Is he chipped? | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Because I need a holiday and I'll let you sit on my face
Please wait in the VIP departure lounge "Waiting patiently as requested | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way | |||
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"Because you stole my crown "F'in hell. Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot) | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way "Honeys plane, Honeys rules | |||
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"Coz I know a super hot pilot who can fly us there "Hope you packed that nip slip bikini | |||
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"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change "You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya? Would you like to be oil applicator? | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Because i like getting d*unk at thirty thousand feet and bring sweets to stop your ears popping. I'm thoughtful like that. | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you
Will you offer me advice and let me know when I pick unsuitable men? "I'll mop your fevered brow, hold your hair back when you have over indulged, make sure you have clean underwear..... | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way "Visa application denied. | |||
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"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums
Is he chipped? "Chipped he has his own radar station | |||
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"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change
You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?
Would you like to be oil applicator? "Is that a nice way of calling me a grease monkey | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way
Honeys plane, Honeys rules"Zackly. On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure. | |||
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"Because you stole my crown
F'in hell.
Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot) "Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain | |||
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"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums
Is he chipped?
Chipped he has his own radar station " | |||
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"you got to let me on - just because "Ok-just because | |||
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"Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock "The best clock blocked pencil dick there ever was. 
You can be the beach bar dj | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Because orgasm denial is a bit mean | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you
Will you offer me advice and let me know when I pick unsuitable men?
I'll mop your fevered brow, hold your hair back when you have over indulged, make sure you have clean underwear....."Thanks ma. Pick a seat | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way
Honeys plane, Honeys rules
Zackly.
On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure."Do I need jabs beforehand? | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Because orgasm denial is a bit mean "I like it though | |||
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"Pooch and I make rather splendid holiday chums
Is he chipped?
Chipped he has his own radar station "Ok. You are on | |||
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I don't like holidays particularly | |||
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"Just because. " As if I would leave you. You'll be my late night partner Think of the chats | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " You shouldn't I wouldn't want to bring you down and I don't have a passport | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Can I come just to see hubby's face when I tell him i'm going and his passport is out of date
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"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change
You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?
Would you like to be oil applicator?
Is that a nice way of calling me a grease monkey "You want to touch all the ladies don't you? | |||
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"Because you stole my crown
F'in hell.
Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)
Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain "Praise the Lord for auto pilot. | |||
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"I know a hot cop at the airport and I'm actually quite funny "I like funny. Climb aboard. | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Because orgasm denial is a bit mean "Not always | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way
Honeys plane, Honeys rules
Zackly.
On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure.
Do I need jabs beforehand? "Nah. We'll play roulette shall we? | |||
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"Just because. As if I would leave you. You'll be my late night partner Think of the chats " | |||
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"I could be a bald Daniel Craig rising out of the surf with the forest all damp and moist "Get on! | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Because we've been good and you been edging him for long enough now... | |||
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"I'll make you look good on the beach, in our bikinis. " You'll look grand. Pack a case. | |||
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"because I really really hate the cold and I make good cups of tea xx"We won't be drinking tea. But you can come too | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way
Honeys plane, Honeys rules
Zackly.
On you get. We shall belly laugh on the beach for sure.
Do I need jabs beforehand?
Nah. We'll play roulette shall we? " | |||
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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start...." Fuck... Ok. | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? You shouldn't I wouldn't want to bring you down and I don't have a passport " I'll smuggle you.  | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Can I come just to see hubby's face when I tell him i'm going and his passport is out of date
Mrs"Yes, yes you can! | |||
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"Because I wona be a stuffy fucker for a change
You know there is only one stuffy fucker don't ya?
Would you like to be oil applicator?
Is that a nice way of calling me a grease monkey
You want to touch all the ladies don't you? "Good point I'm in | |||
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"I need to come and care for your mother" If she lets you you are welcome | |||
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"because I really really hate the cold and I make good cups of tea xx
We won't be drinking tea.
But you can come too "thanks I can make a few cocktails xx | |||
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"Me because I'm an unsuitable man lol" The best kind. | |||
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"Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock
The best clock blocked pencil dick there ever was.
You can be the beach bar dj "Awww fanks, I'll start you off with... Club Tropicana
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8 | |||
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"Because you need someone to help you pick the tunes for the journey, even if I have a pencil dick behind ma clock
The best clock blocked pencil dick there ever was.
You can be the beach bar dj
Awww fanks, I'll start you off with...
Club Tropicana
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8"Oh I do love me a bit of George | |||
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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start.... Fuck... Ok. " It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her | |||
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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start.... Fuck... Ok. It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her "But I'm a good girl  | |||
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"Because you stole my crown
F'in hell.
Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)
Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain "What sort of hot is he? | |||
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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start.... Fuck... Ok. It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her
But I'm a good girl "We know.... | |||
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"Cos you'll need someone to watch your sunbeds whilst you are frolicking in the pool "Ah perfect. You are on | |||
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"Because you stole my crown
F'in hell.
Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)
Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain
What sort of hot is he? "Anything you want Kinky. I got them lined up for you to pick. Captain and co-pilot if you will. | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Shouldn't that read invite you to come someone's getting a big head if it shouldn't read that way
Visa application denied."Thought so oh well at least I had the balls to say it as I saw it unlike a lot in here who are very obviously pussy whipped | |||
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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start.... Fuck... Ok. It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her
But I'm a good girl
We know...."I think you want to corrupt | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you "Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun | |||
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"Because you stole my crown
F'in hell.
Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)
Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain
What sort of hot is he?
Anything you want Kinky.
I got them lined up for you to pick.
Captain and co-pilot if you will.
"You're ace, they are both bi as it happens | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you
Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun "Come on then **family holiday..yay!** | |||
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"Because you stole my crown
F'in hell.
Ok you can come, here have a bottle of gin. You can sit in the cockpit (the captain is hot)
Yeayyyy, I won't drink the gin and I'll play nice with the captain
What sort of hot is he?
Anything you want Kinky.
I got them lined up for you to pick.
Captain and co-pilot if you will.
You're ace, they are both bi as it happens "Didn't that work out well for you. All going on in the cock pit | |||
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"Because I'm the Lord of Hell and you're going to be spending a long time with us - so might as well make a start.... Fuck... Ok. It's ok - Mazakeen wants a new toy - you'll like her
But I'm a good girl
We know....
I think you want to corrupt "Far too easy that. Think much darker....... | |||
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"Me because I'm an unsuitable man lol The best kind. "well I'm glad u think so little lady x | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Well, apart from the obvious sexual bonuses of having a couple along to worship the hostess night and day Sam is an excellent luggage carrier and i am quite the expert sun worshipper / fizz sipper
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Well, apart from the obvious sexual bonuses of having a couple along to worship the hostess night and day Sam is an excellent luggage carrier and i am quite the expert sun worshipper / fizz sipper
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"You're ace, they are both bi as it happens
Didn't that work out well for you.
All going on in the cock pit "It did thank you
It's ok people we're on auto-pilot atm | |||
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"Do I really need to try an sell myself??" You may well be the co-pilot | |||
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"Do I really need to try an sell myself??" No exceptions Tell me what you've got. | |||
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"Cos I'm lily white and need a tan "Come get some D my love. Vit d too. | |||
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"Can you young uns keep the noise down I'm off to bed." Its early. | |||
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"Cos I'm lily white and need a tan "I'd love to tan your pert arse x | |||
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"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles. Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya! Barbados here we come guys!!!" You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you
Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun
Come on then
**family holiday..yay!**" Old people have their uses
Where are we going ?? | |||
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"Me, cos I'm old enough to be your mother, and I could look out for you
Me! because I am old enough to be your Gran and I can look after the bags and drinks whilst you have fun
Come on then
**family holiday..yay!**
Old people have their uses
Where are we going ??"Aruba | |||
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"aw please let me come its the only way i can join the mile high club " Ok. Make sure you clean up. | |||
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"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles. Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya! Barbados here we come guys!!! You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ "No! DJ stinks of cat piss! All the crew were saying it last time they got in a caravan with them from Peterborough to Scotland! Also has pink eye. IM NOT COMING. | |||
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"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles. Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya! Barbados here we come guys!!! You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ
No! DJ stinks of cat piss! All the crew were saying it last time they got in a caravan with them from Peterborough to Scotland! Also has pink eye.
IM NOT COMING."Ok. Feed my fish? | |||
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"Look it's either you let me on this god damn plane or we are all going down in smoke!!!! I will take first class and I will certainly take advantage of the champers and nibbles. Save your on flight entertainment for Richard Branson I don't want none of that rubbish. Just comfy seat free booze and nibbles catch up on my Corrie pop a Valium and fuck the lot of ya! Barbados here we come guys!!! You can come. But I'm sitting you with DJ
No! DJ stinks of cat piss! All the crew were saying it last time they got in a caravan with them from Peterborough to Scotland! Also has pink eye.
IM NOT COMING.
Ok.
Feed my fish?"Yeah I'm partial to a gold fish with ketchup! | |||
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"Because I haven't had a holiday in flipping ages." Come on then Jim | |||
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"Because I haven't had a holiday in flipping ages. Come on then Jim "Holiday, celebrate. | |||
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"I'm pretty good at cooking and a cooked breakfast, however you like it, will help that hangover "Yes. Go to gate 69 and await your hostess | |||
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"you got to let me on - just because
Ok-just because "tvm xxx | |||
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"Because you always need an Irish person, for craic "Yes we do! Come along BG | |||
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"Because you always need an Irish person, for craic
Yes we do! Come along BG"Sweet | |||
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"I'm pretty good at cooking and a cooked breakfast, however you like it, will help that hangover
Yes. Go to gate 69 and await your hostess "I'll get the hostess' seat ready | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator "Can you blow? | |||
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"Sorry about the late song change, now I offer you.... Las Ketchup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMT698ArSfQ"Oh God...what next? | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow? "Might need a foot pump | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow? "I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off
Tune would be....
AC/DC - Go Down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow?
I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off
Tune would be....
AC/DC - Go Down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA"Jet airliner ... Steve miller band | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow?
I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off
Tune would be....
AC/DC - Go Down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA"
Can we have wham back on?
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow?
Might need a foot pump "Has your foot got a puncture? | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow?
I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off
Tune would be....
AC/DC - Go Down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA
Can we have wham back on?
"No, no you bloody well can't! However I will play a tune that I think you all might enjoy, which is..... George Michael & Aretha Franklin www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCWLhlJV0Y | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow?
I think as DJ, you should both prove your skills to me in an official Blow Off
Tune would be....
AC/DC - Go Down
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFOhLuUnkPA
Can we have wham back on?
No, no you bloody well can't!
However I will play a tune that I think you all might enjoy, which is.....
George Michael & Aretha Franklin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCWLhlJV0Y "Yes..I can go for that! | |||
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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear! "I thought you were already on | |||
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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear! "Miss Testarossa, please stop playing with the flight engineer's undercarriage ffs | |||
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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!
I thought you were already on "Late arrival! 
Thanks for holding it for me! | |||
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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!
Miss Testarossa, please stop playing with the flight engineer's undercarriage ffs "No chance! Got to ensure everything is thoroughly lubed and moving free! | |||
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"Almost forgot. I have a huge inflatable alligator
Can you blow?
Might need a foot pump
Has your foot got a puncture? "It's a bit swollen actually | |||
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"Because I say who gets to play with the flight engineer without which you have no landing gear!
Miss Testarossa, please stop playing with the flight engineer's undercarriage ffs
No chance!
Got to ensure everything is thoroughly lubed and moving free!"Ok, I'll let you off then. Fancy joining the mile high club | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " One word pancakes | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? " Because this is a funny thread and I don't want it to stop | |||
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"Because of my bonfire building skills n experience of spit-roasting pigs........plus I can cook! "You know there will be amenities? And many places for food You can come and be beach eye candy though | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Because this is a funny thread and I don't want it to stop "Easily pleased....take a seat | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? One word pancakes "Bring your flippers | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? One word pancakes
Bring your flippers "Will I need my snorkel as well | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? One word pancakes
Bring your flippers
Will I need my snorkel as well "I hear the reef is quite spectacular so I would suggest packing it | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane? "No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way! | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane? "You had one saved of course, next to me | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way! "Get on the bloody plane! | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!
Get on the bloody plane!""the plane,boss,the plane!! "
And wheres my bloody cake!! | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
You had one saved of course, next to me "Why thank you Miss H
You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way! "Aaaargh!! That bloody song is in my head now!!!  | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!
Get on the bloody plane!
"the plane,boss,the plane!! "
And wheres my bloody cake!! "It's here. Sit down, strap in and you can have it. | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
You had one saved of course, next to me
Why thank you Miss H
You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight "You don't usually let me sleep | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!
Get on the bloody plane!"And seeing as i can't pm you ( )
Mmmmmmm lurve your profile and gallery miss hurneey! | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!
Get on the bloody plane!
And seeing as i can't pm you ( )
Mmmmmmm lurve your profile and gallery miss hurneey!"Why Thankyou | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way!
Get on the bloody plane!
And seeing as i can't pm you ( )
Mmmmmmm lurve your profile and gallery miss hurneey!
Why Thankyou "Your welcome, mmm polka dots!!  | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? One word pancakes
Bring your flippers
Will I need my snorkel as well
I hear the reef is quite spectacular so I would suggest packing it "That's ok I like diving | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
No,but I have it on good authority that the vengabus is on its way! "Just make sure you shut the bog door if you go for a piss | |||
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plus I'm desperate for some D I'm happy to sit on someone's lap if there's no seats left | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
You had one saved of course, next to me
Why thank you Miss H
You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight
You don't usually let me sleep "Oh I do apologise M'Lady | |||
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"Because it seems you're taking all of fab with you and I don't want to be left behind with no one to perv on while you're all fabbing it in Aruba plus I'm desperate for some D I'm happy to sit on someone's lap if there's no seats left "Sit where you like lady | |||
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"Are there any seats left on the plane?
You had one saved of course, next to me
Why thank you Miss H
You can cwtch up if you get a lil sleepy on the flight
You don't usually let me sleep
Oh I do apologise M'Lady "I don't need sleep, but you know this. I might need to sit on your lap, I seem to have given away too many seats | |||
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"Because of my bonfire building skills n experience of spit-roasting pigs........plus I can cook!
You know there will be amenities?
And many places for food
You can come and be beach eye candy though "Sound I'll bring a paper bag for my head so I don't scare the sea life | |||
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"Because i can fly! Any pilot problems im your man..." Kinky will be delighted. Head on down to the cock pit | |||
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"On a jet plane. I've got a few spare seats. We are off to the sun. Why should I let you come? Because this is a funny thread and I don't want it to stop
Easily pleased....take a seat "Thank you x | |||
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