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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Early doors, what is your poison?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice glass of white wine for Grind and a lovely glass of red for Bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dr Pepper please bar lady

And whatever you fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dr Pepper please bar lady

And whatever you fancy"

I haven't had Dr Pepper for years! Coming up..

But I'll have a Peroni thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Day off tomorrow after four long shifts so a glass of the good red stuff please gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice glass of white wine for Grind and a lovely glass of red for Bump

"
Certainly..I take it the lady will have a large one? What about the gent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Day off tomorrow after four long shifts so a glass of the good red stuff please gorgeous x

A nice smooth Malbec then Taff x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a Moscow mule please?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Vodka please.

Raspberry flavour with a twist of lime over ice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day off tomorrow after four long shifts so a glass of the good red stuff please gorgeous x

A nice smooth Malbec then Taff x"

Diolch , just what the dr ordered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would make a change to be on the other side of the bar. Make mine a double disarano and cranberry. Cheers me dears

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a Moscow mule please?

Of course, gorgeous- enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double vodka, double Tequila and red bull to a pint.. mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka please.

Raspberry flavour with a twist of lime over ice.

Coming up- sounds tasty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would make a change to be on the other side of the bar. Make mine a double disarano and cranberry. Cheers me dears "

Long or short, with ice or straight up?

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By *entish_HeathenMan over a year ago

Chatham

Black Cherry Bourbon please and one for yourself OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double vodka, double Tequila and red bull to a pint.. mmm"

Crikey! Erm bad day, sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shot of jagermeister with cola please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

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By *iss InnocenceWoman over a year ago

Coventry

Gin and lemonade pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Black Cherry Bourbon please and one for yourself OP."

Another one going neat- did you have a bad day as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A shot of jagermeister with cola please. "

Coming up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade pls

Any particular gin- it's suddenly very fashionable!!

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By *entish_HeathenMan over a year ago

Chatham

"Black Cherry Bourbon please and one for yourself OP.

Another one going neat- did you have a bad day as well?"

Just enjoying a day off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea. Strong. No sugar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Strong. No sugar. "

Its the only way!

Been told I make a decent brew- enjoy sweetie x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?"

If you have to ask....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

Because id rather have a good drink and no mix ups but then again if ur d*unk it can be more fun lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

If you have to ask...."

VSOP straight up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea. Strong. No sugar.

Its the only way!

Been told I make a decent brew- enjoy sweetie x"

Thanks doll. I should have said please too!! Forgive me I'm a crotchety bitch today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?"

French white Martini please! Got a sweet tooth tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

Because id rather have a good drink and no mix ups but then again if ur d*unk it can be more fun lol xx"

1) I can handle my drink.

2) I can handle my drink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea. Strong. No sugar.

Its the only way!

Been told I make a decent brew- enjoy sweetie x

Thanks doll. I should have said please too!! Forgive me I'm a crotchety bitch today. "

Have a choccie- bickie as well and take a seat at the bar x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

French white Martini please! Got a sweet tooth tonight

Really- I pegged you more as a straight-up kinda guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please

With cream?

Whipped?

Shot of something extra?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

I am not an air hostess you know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

Because id rather have a good drink and no mix ups but then again if ur d*unk it can be more fun lol xx

1) I can handle my drink.

2) I can handle my drink!

Haha u better get drinking then darling might as well get the bottle of gray goose out then xx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

If you have to ask....

VSOP straight up?"

Is there steak involved?

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

JD straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please

With cream?

Whipped?

Shot of something extra?"

Sprinkles on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

Because id rather have a good drink and no mix ups but then again if ur d*unk it can be more fun lol xx

1) I can handle my drink.

2) I can handle my drink!

Haha u better get drinking then darling might as well get the bottle of gray goose out then xx"

I do like grey goose!

Can drink that til the cows come home...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

If you have to ask....

VSOP straight up?

Is there steak involved?"

Only if it's blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"JD straight

Sir, yes sir!!

A man who knows what he wants!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Vodka please.

Raspberry flavour with a twist of lime over ice.

Coming up- sounds tasty!

It is very good. I need a d*unken haze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

Because id rather have a good drink and no mix ups but then again if ur d*unk it can be more fun lol xx

1) I can handle my drink.

2) I can handle my drink!

Haha u better get drinking then darling might as well get the bottle of gray goose out then xx

I do like grey goose!

Can drink that til the cows come home..."

With lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please

With cream?

Whipped?

Shot of something extra?

Sprinkles on top

Sprinkles can be done.. I was thinking a little ginger syrup too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

If you have to ask....

VSOP straight up?

Is there steak involved?

Only if it's blue"

Then make it their Italian cousin with fresh lime

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'll have a glars with 1 ice cube 2 shots of morgons spice rum a drizall of lime then the rest fild with cola Plees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

French white Martini please! Got a sweet tooth tonight

Really- I pegged you more as a straight-up kinda guy!

Am mostly

but feeling like the black version on 'James Bond' tonight haha & a kiss 4 you my goodlady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka please.

Raspberry flavour with a twist of lime over ice.

Coming up- sounds tasty!

It is very good. I need a d*unken haze

Better take a jug then- pull up a stool next to Bladey..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double black Russian please no ice and whatever you having

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please

With cream?

Whipped?

Shot of something extra?

Sprinkles on top

Sprinkles can be done.. I was thinking a little ginger syrup too?"

Too hardcore for me, I like vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

I am not an air hostess you know!

You are dressed as one in one of my scenarios

Fine... I'll have a .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will have a sex on the beach please madam and give yourself a nice tip

Thanks! I do like a nice tip!

Well cant have you d*unk behind the bar so might aswell give u something what can make u happy

Why can't you have me d*unk behind the bar?

Because id rather have a good drink and no mix ups but then again if ur d*unk it can be more fun lol xx

1) I can handle my drink.

2) I can handle my drink!

Haha u better get drinking then darling might as well get the bottle of gray goose out then xx

I do like grey goose!

Can drink that til the cows come home...

With lemonade

"
And you killed it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no booze fer me cheers. tea though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently in the pub while my children have a trampoline class. Having a cheeky red, happy to have a top up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

I am not an air hostess you know!

You are dressed as one in one of my scenarios

Fine... I'll have a .

Virgin cubrè libre it is then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hot chocolate please

With cream?

Whipped?

Shot of something extra?

Sprinkles on top

Sprinkles can be done.. I was thinking a little ginger syrup too?

Too hardcore for me, I like vanilla

Wrong site!

...I mean bar, wrong bar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a hot chocolate and join Tushy please? My meet has gone unlos...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

If you have to ask....

VSOP straight up?

Is there steak involved?

Only if it's blue

Then make it their Italian cousin with fresh lime"

Enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double black Russian please no ice and whatever you having"

Try an Irish Black Russian?

Then I'll join you!

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

Strawberry woo woo svp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"no booze fer me cheers. tea though

Its Yorkshire and strong sweetie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As its a workday evening would have to be a diet ...with ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Currently in the pub while my children have a trampoline class. Having a cheeky red, happy to have a top up

Oh I Do like a cheeky red!

Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate and join Tushy please? My meet has gone unlos..."

Oh no!!

Quick- put a meet today up!

Hot choc it is xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberry woo woo svp "

You big girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As its a workday evening would have to be a diet ...with ice cubes

You can have them but I'm afraid they melted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Phew- busy run there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As its a workday evening would have to be a diet ...with ice cubes

You can have them but I'm afraid they melted!

No problemo...thats why i make the cubes out of cola...doesnt water it down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

I am not an air hostess you know!

You are dressed as one in one of my scenarios

Fine... I'll have a .

Virgin cubrè libre it is then!

Don't forget to inappropriately bend over as you hand it to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

I am not an air hostess you know!

You are dressed as one in one of my scenarios

Fine... I'll have a .

Virgin cubrè libre it is then!

Don't forget to inappropriately bend over as you hand it to me

Its ok- it's a topless bar!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Double black Russian please no ice and whatever you having

Try an Irish Black Russian?

Then I'll join you!"

Sure I'll try one it always good to try new things what's in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I asked in a previous post for a Bombardino. Anyone remember the recipe?

Are you being flash, young man?

Flash?

I am not an air hostess you know!

You are dressed as one in one of my scenarios

Fine... I'll have a .

Virgin cubrè libre it is then!

Don't forget to inappropriately bend over as you hand it to me

Its ok- it's a topless bar!

*Grabs stool by the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy one for me, a Lime & Soda with lots of ice please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate and join Tushy please? My meet has gone unlos...

Oh no!!

Quick- put a meet today up!

Hot choc it is xx"

Seems like I have a drinking buddy, will I get my sprinkles now

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By *angerman85Man over a year ago

preston

Pint of Guinness and a Bacardi n please !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double black Russian please no ice and whatever you having

Try an Irish Black Russian?

Then I'll join you!

Sure I'll try one it always good to try new things what's in it"

Guinness vodka and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no booze fer me cheers. tea though

Its Yorkshire and strong sweetie?

strong sweet and black please

(yes i meant my brew)

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Easy one for me, a Lime & Soda with lots of ice please."

Very refreshing x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Double black Russian please no ice and whatever you having

Try an Irish Black Russian?

Then I'll join you!

Sure I'll try one it always good to try new things what's in it

Guinness vodka and "

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate and join Tushy please? My meet has gone unlos...

Oh no!!

Quick- put a meet today up!

Hot choc it is xx

Seems like I have a drinking buddy, will I get my sprinkles now

See - it's just like in the first dates bar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness and a Bacardi n please ! "

Greedy!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Becks Blue. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"no booze fer me cheers. tea though

Its Yorkshire and strong sweetie?

strong sweet and black please

(yes i meant my brew)

I believe you!

So hot nectar then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

Nope- but can you collect a few glasses please- it's busy and I'm running low!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Becks Blue. Cheers "

Isn't that the non alcoholic bottle?

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By *ellblessMan over a year ago

Berkshire

I'll have a double Courvourseir with tonic water. Keep the change op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no booze fer me cheers. tea though

Its Yorkshire and strong sweetie?

strong sweet and black please

(yes i meant my brew)

I believe you!

So hot nectar then!

you believe me?...millions wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a double Courvourseir with tonic water. Keep the change op

Only if you can spell it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"no booze fer me cheers. tea though

Its Yorkshire and strong sweetie?

strong sweet and black please

(yes i meant my brew)

I believe you!

So hot nectar then!

you believe me?...millions wouldn't

Now That, I believe!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

Nope- but can you collect a few glasses please- it's busy and I'm running low!"

As it you no problem. I'll even drink from the bottle just to help you out because I'm nice like that.... hick

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Becks Blue. Cheers

Isn't that the non alcoholic bottle?"

Yes it is. Very refreshing

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By *ellblessMan over a year ago

Berkshire

"I'll have a double Courvourseir with tonic water. Keep the change op

Only if you can spell it!

courvoisier...now we need to do a tequila shot...I have had a looooong monday and its still dragging...god help me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Becks Blue. Cheers

Isn't that the non alcoholic bottle?

Yes it is. Very refreshing

Its the best non alcoholic lager imo!

Enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

Nope- but can you collect a few glasses please- it's busy and I'm running low!

As it you no problem. I'll even drink from the bottle just to help you out because I'm nice like that.... hick

You Sir are a gent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a double Courvourseir with tonic water. Keep the change op

Only if you can spell it!

courvoisier...now we need to do a tequila shot...I have had a looooong monday and its still dragging...god help me lol"

You can keep your tequila!

I will match you with vodka though?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

Nope- but can you collect a few glasses please- it's busy and I'm running low!

As it you no problem. I'll even drink from the bottle just to help you out because I'm nice like that.... hick

You Sir are a gent!

I know but it's a curse really

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By *_and_J99Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Tequila...it makes me happy

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

Nope- but can you collect a few glasses please- it's busy and I'm running low!

As it you no problem. I'll even drink from the bottle just to help you out because I'm nice like that.... hick

You Sir are a gent!

I know but it's a curse really

Is that right? Explain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tequila...it makes me happy

J x"

You can keep it- it makes me barf!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Jd please red and leave the bottle I'll make sure no cheeky sod trys knicking it. You know what they're like round here

Aw sweetie- you Are the cheeky Sod!

Would you want me any other way

Nope- but can you collect a few glasses please- it's busy and I'm running low!

As it you no problem. I'll even drink from the bottle just to help you out because I'm nice like that.... hick

You Sir are a gent!

I know but it's a curse really

Is that right? Explain?"

It would need a thread all of its own. Ether that or 2 bottles and a free evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything that comes in an IV drip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything that comes in an IV drip

Saline it is then!

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By *ellblessMan over a year ago

Berkshire

"I'll have a double Courvourseir with tonic water. Keep the change op

Only if you can spell it!

courvoisier...now we need to do a tequila shot...I have had a looooong monday and its still dragging...god help me lol

You can keep your tequila!

I will match you with vodka though?"

I will pass on the vodka...getting blurry eyed already ha

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By *ellblessMan over a year ago

Berkshire

"Tequila...it makes me happy

J x"

Me 3

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple over a year ago

West midlands

Large slippery nipple please ahhhhhhh!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Vodka please.

Raspberry flavour with a twist of lime over ice.

Coming up- sounds tasty!

It is very good. I need a d*unken haze

Better take a jug then- pull up a stool next to Bladey.."

I might flirt with him

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

A pint of gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice bottle of Kopparberg please

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Orange juice please, way to much alcohol at the weekend

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"A pint of gin

I'll have what she's having!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large slippery nipple please ahhhhhhh!

Haha!

Coming up lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pint of gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pint of gin

Denied..

You can join me with a cold glass of Prosecco with a little Chambourd in it, and a chat to set the world to rights xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice bottle of Kopparberg please

Decanted with ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orange juice please, way to much alcohol at the weekend

Oh dear!

Not tempted by a hairy dog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pint of gin

I'll have what she's having!

Nope- you can join in with the Prosecco x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Anything as long as it's rum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"A pint of gin

Denied..

You can join me with a cold glass of Prosecco with a little Chambourd in it, and a chat to set the world to rights xx"

I don't drink alcohol, it's the pint or nothing today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pint of gin

Denied..

You can join me with a cold glass of Prosecco with a little Chambourd in it, and a chat to set the world to rights xx

I don't drink alcohol, it's the pint or nothing today

A brew and a natter it is then xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool prosecco with a dash of chambourd would be heavenly right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything as long as it's rum

Cracken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cool prosecco with a dash of chambourd would be heavenly right now

Apparently there's some going spare- so enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x "

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"Anything as long as it's rum

Cracken?"

Oh yes please

Really should batten down on my rum consumption but it's Monday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!"

Its been one of them months just wanna crawl in to bed and hope it all goes away

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!"

Wassail....

I think I need a gin and slimline please..

Make it a large one..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spiced rum with please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!

Its been one of them months just wanna crawl in to bed and hope it all goes away "

Have a bath, unplug, have an early night. Tackle it all again tmrw sweetie, big hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?"

A nice big brandy and Canada Dry please ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!

Wassail....

I think I need a gin and slimline please..

Make it a large one.. "

Is there any other size!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spiced rum with please

There's a run on the rum tonight- it's gonna be the next big thing I tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

A nice big brandy and Canada Dry please ??"

That I can do x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a water with a slice of lemon for me. I'm on a fitness kick

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!

Wassail....

I think I need a gin and slimline please..

Make it a large one..

Is there any other size!

The bottle perhaps?

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"Early doors, what is your poison?"

A very large juniper green with slimline tonic please!!

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lemsip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything that comes in an IV drip

Saline it is then!

Probably best the mood I'm in lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spiced rum and for us please.

Adam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lemsip

Hot toddy?

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Coke and vanilla vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!

Wassail....

I think I need a gin and slimline please..

Make it a large one..

Is there any other size!

The bottle perhaps?

Boobie hug too? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early doors, what is your poison?

A very large juniper green with slimline tonic please!!

JG x"

Quelle surprise!

You are the one who has stockpiled it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lemsip

Oh no

Not on your birthday...

Shit..

Did anyone know?

Did I let the cat out of the bag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spiced rum and for us please.

Adam.

Coming up- I assume you both want one- two straws feels a bit mean!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day off tomorrow after four long shifts so a glass of the good red stuff please gorgeous x

Tizer for Taff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coke and vanilla vodka"

How about vodka and a vanilla ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a water with a slice of lemon for me. I'm on a fitness kick

Boo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lemsip

Oh no

Not on your birthday...

Shit..

Did anyone know?

Did I let the cat out of the bag?

Still waiting for this cake you promised

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"Early doors, what is your poison?

A very large juniper green with slimline tonic please!!

JG x

Quelle surprise!

You are the one who has stockpiled it!

Stocks are depleting........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hot chocolate and join Tushy please? My meet has gone unlos..."

Hot chocolate, you sexy thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of tea, decaff. Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck all I'm pissed as it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lemsip

Oh no

Not on your birthday...

Shit..

Did anyone know?

Did I let the cat out of the bag?

Still waiting for this cake you promised

You told me you were sorted for cake. I could have had it in the post to you today you daft bugger!

Just ask JG how good my cake is!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Coke and vanilla vodka

How about vodka and a vanilla ?

Oooo never had that....adds it to must try list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lemsip

Oh no

Not on your birthday...

Shit..

Did anyone know?

Did I let the cat out of the bag?

Still waiting for this cake you promised

You told me you were sorted for cake. I could have had it in the post to you today you daft bugger!

Just ask JG how good my cake is!

That was before I saw you wanted to make me a special one

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"Lemsip

Oh no

Not on your birthday...

Shit..

Did anyone know?

Did I let the cat out of the bag?

Still waiting for this cake you promised

You told me you were sorted for cake. I could have had it in the post to you today you daft bugger!

Just ask JG how good my cake is!

That was before I saw you wanted to make me a special one

I've not long had the last piece!!! It froze perfectly. Mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a water with a slice of lemon for me. I'm on a fitness kick

Boo!"

I know it my dad bod is doing no one any favours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's been a long, hard day ..... id love a White Russian please

thankies Cheers Risqué

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jam woman - go get more jam!

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

"Strawberry woo woo svp

You big girl!

It takes a real man to drink one of those

Btw I've never had one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Half n half for me please.

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Taboo and lemonade for me and a pint of strongbow for my lover x

Coming up!

Had some spiced hot cider recently, it was delicious!

Wassail....

I think I need a gin and slimline please..

Make it a large one..

Is there any other size!

The bottle perhaps?

Boobie hug too? x"

I'm not familiar with that particular brand.

Think I'll stick with a Portobello road if it's all the same..

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