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Observations on dwindling standards.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke |
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
Oh.
It's you again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to me....you sound like a bit of a snob, you're more concerned with your comfort and biased standards than the person, maybe its because you see them as "targets"  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
poor duke reposting as he's to lazy to come up with a new pulling technic to lazy to clean up after himself hence having a cleaner .
duke does the cleaner do the fucking for you bet she or he does you lazy sod   |
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
The *sight* of a half nibbled bagel 
I applaud your high standards Duke. Would that I could do more than merely aspire to them.
Still smiling here |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
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Not all fiats are below standard and they own Ferrari, Dodge srt. Arbath and Maserati! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
Not all fiats are below standard and they own Ferrari, Dodge srt. Arbath and Maserati!"
fiat. Fix It Again Tomorrow  |
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
Ahhhh you crapauds kill me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
Not all fiats are below standard and they own Ferrari, Dodge srt. Arbath and Maserati!
fiat. Fix It Again Tomorrow "
I much prefer my Fix Or Repair Daily |
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke
The *sight* of a half nibbled bagel
I applaud your high standards Duke. Would that I could do more than merely aspire to them.
Still smiling here "
Maybe a quarter nibbled one would be acceptable.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
Please post this again tomorrow
and the day after
and again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. "
Aw really??? Erm, wanna meet? I mean, I defo gonna cancel like 5 mins beforehand, but that's 55mins free cleaning.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival.
Aw really??? Erm, wanna meet? I mean, I defo gonna cancel like 5 mins beforehand, but that's 55mins free cleaning...."
Oi! I claimed the cleaner first.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normally I accommodate in my penthouse which meets my hygienic standards. However, it is not always possible for my targets to leave their home/flat/caravan. Reluctantly I visit their dwellings and I can only shake my head in disappointment.
It is well known The Duke is a Lamborghini among Fiats on this site, and like all super cars conditions must be perfect for maximum performance.
The site of a half nibbled bagel on a bedside table is enough to send my mighty serpent into slumber. An unmade bed has me excusing myself with great haste to bathe in a bath of Dettol. Clothes scattered on the floor are a sure way to keep mine firmly on.
I despair at this slovenly swing scene behavior. I have resorted to sending over my cleaner one hour before my arrival. This allows me to drill them a new baby box safe in the knowledge everything is in order.
Duke has spoken #Duke"
I'd rather have a fiat any day x |
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