"Shoulda seen me last night 
Wiggling your wang in Sainsburys again ?
No no, faaaar worse than that 
God knows what I was thinking
If you've shit in the ganache again I swear I'll ......... "
I went to a strange place with questionable people who were indulging in strange practices that I may have involved myself in. I mislaid some clothes and a little dignity |
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"Shoulda seen me last night
Wiggling your wang in Sainsburys again ?
No no, faaaar worse than that
God knows what I was thinking
If you've shit in the ganache again I swear I'll .........
I went to a strange place with questionable people who were indulging in strange practices that I may have involved myself in. I mislaid some clothes and a little dignity "
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"Shoulda seen me last night
Wiggling your wang in Sainsburys again ?
No no, faaaar worse than that
God knows what I was thinking
If you've shit in the ganache again I swear I'll .........
I went to a strange place with questionable people who were indulging in strange practices that I may have involved myself in. I mislaid some clothes and a little dignity "
You should avoid police cells until you see your lawyer. |
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"Could you rub some of that off on me, OP? I'm feeling a bit 'mehhh' "
I never feel meh! I wake up in a goooooooooood mood every day. I put it down to being pure of mind, dirty sex and loving myself ....... chortle. |
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