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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As a teenager, I used to fill my mum's marigolds with warm water and use them to wank with, between the fingers. Even now, the sight of pink marigolds on the drainer trigger a stirring...and several obliging women have brought the fantasy to life in recent years.
Am I alone in this? Should I seek help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They use rubber gloves filled with water to stimulate the sound of a cow being milked in The Archers. For some reason that fact just popped into my head."
I love R4 but every bit of voice acting I've ever heard on there has made me cringe. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"They use rubber gloves filled with water to stimulate the sound of a cow being milked in The Archers. For some reason that fact just popped into my head.
I love R4 but every bit of voice acting I've ever heard on there has made me cringe."
I'm a Radio 6 girl. Apart from the News quiz and suchlike. But I do like foley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 tin of hotdogs with the brine drained. Remove the center dog....almost the same feeling as a real snatch........so I have been told.
Or a rubber glove full of swarfega. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"They use rubber gloves filled with water to stimulate the sound of a cow being milked in The Archers. For some reason that fact just popped into my head.
I love R4 but every bit of voice acting I've ever heard on there has made me cringe.
I'm a Radio 6 girl. Apart from the News quiz and suchlike. But I do like foley."
There's a 1 day foley course at the BFI. Unfortunately, I think it's just for children.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"1 tin of hotdogs with the brine drained. Remove the center dog....almost the same feeling as a real snatch........so I have been told.
Or a rubber glove full of swarfega."
What about the sharp edges?  |
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"1 tin of hotdogs with the brine drained. Remove the center dog....almost the same feeling as a real snatch........so I have been told.
Or a rubber glove full of swarfega.
What about the sharp edges? "
He must be hardcore |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 tin of hotdogs with the brine drained. Remove the center dog....almost the same feeling as a real snatch........so I have been told.
Or a rubber glove full of swarfega.
What about the sharp edges? "
frankfurters or chipolatas  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"1 tin of hotdogs with the brine drained. Remove the center dog...
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I've been thinking about this one... Even with the brine drained would you need a condom or is the brine similar to squirty juices?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only this morning I was talking about the time I had on my boat with my ex wife wearing marigolds.
But filled with water... Ingenious
Your not warped.  "
Validation at last! And if you squeezed the hand part rhythmically it created a delicious throbbing pressure... 
Note past tense. No need of such things now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns?
Peace
Love
Rubber Gloves  "
Mmm. We love rubber gloves too you look yummy x |
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