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Stupid questions and smart arse answers.

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By *rman82 OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

The joy of Forums...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got hauled in front of the company CEO once. An important visitor arrived on site and asked me where the reception was. I pointed to the big sign 20 feet behind me. " By that big word there spelt R-E-C-E-P-T-I-O-N".

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Stupid questions deserve to be mocked..

I wouldn't expect any less of someone else either and probably they would go down in my estimation if they didn't mock me for my stupidity...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupid questions deserve to be mocked..

I wouldn't expect any less of someone else either and probably they would go down in my estimation if they didn't mock me for my stupidity..."

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Stupid questions deserve to be mocked..

I wouldn't expect any less of someone else either and probably they would go down in my estimation if they didn't mock me for my stupidity..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forums would be boring if everything was serious though. Variety is the spice of life.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Stupid questions deserve to be mocked..

I wouldn't expect any less of someone else either and probably they would go down in my estimation if they didn't mock me for my stupidity..."

well that's just plain stupid talk about taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No such thing as a stupid question in my opinion.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer is my motto

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"The forums would be boring if everything was serious though. Variety is the spice of life."

I'll show you some bloody variety bring that pert bottom over here

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No such thing as a stupid question in my opinion. "

Crikey, what bolt hole have you been hiding in all of your life?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forums would be boring if everything was serious though. Variety is the spice of life.

I'll show you some bloody variety bring that pert bottom over here

On my way sir

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"The forums would be boring if everything was serious though. Variety is the spice of life.

I'll show you some bloody variety bring that pert bottom over here

On my way sir

really bring the rest of you to I'm very hungry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is to say what overall constitutes a stupid question?

I've seen questions posted that I've thought were ludicrous, apparently others didn't think so as they were merrily contributing away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I guess that old adage which says the only stupid question is the question that is never asked,,,, doesn't apply on fab...

Oh.... or that other one that that says only a fool can ask a question a wise person cant answer......

Ok that's all I've got ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny horny are you horny horny!!! please stop asking that question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horny horny are you horny horny!!! please stop asking that question

Well, are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horny horny are you horny horny!!! please stop asking that question

Well, are you?

Well I am now

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By *ragon-tattMan over a year ago

runcorn

Does size matter count as a stupid question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does size matter count as a stupid question?"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

'They are no stupid question, just stupid people"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once asked if I wanted cheese on my ¼ pounder with cheese burger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The joy of Forums..."

so nothing whatsoever has changed...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I was once asked if I wanted cheese on my ¼ pounder with cheese burger. "

I get asked if I want milk in my black coffee

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By *ragon-tattMan over a year ago

runcorn

"I was once asked if I wanted cheese on my ¼ pounder with cheese burger. "

That's fast food...has to be the biggest misnomer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My two favorite one's are

Do you want milk with that when order a black coffee

Are you home when you answer the land line

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't believe there are any stupid questions.

Ocassionally I will ask the obvious if I think it will give a FUCKING IDIOT something to think about when they post ludicrous statements.

Most of the time they think it's the questioner that can't see the wood for the trees.

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By *rman82 OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

The possibility of finding the answers to all the questions asked on fab can be found by searching the topics. As can many a curt response.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stupid question: Does my bum look big in this?

Smart arse answer: Yes dear, your bum looks big in everything.

Result: Smack round the back of the head

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

I always ask if people would like milk with coffee even if ordered black, its like an automatic response, the mouth speaks before the brain has time to think

When people send messages saying "can i ask you a question?" Automatic response "you just did"

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