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red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me "
OK. I have red lipstick but only wear it with outfits that go with red lipstick. Black eyeliner is a given. My current haircut has half my right eye obscured. I'm really short so chin down and looking up means I might just about see their chests.
I can work on the rest... but it does sound like work.
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me "
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
sounds like heaven to me.. "
I've got a really fat arse. The sway may be more shifting loads.
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
OK. I have red lipstick but only wear it with outfits that go with red lipstick. Black eyeliner is a given. My current haircut has half my right eye obscured. I'm really short so chin down and looking up means I might just about see their chests.
I can work on the rest... but it does sound like work.
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You don't have to have your chin on your chest lol, just lower it slightly and look up at the guy from under your lashes with a certain sparkle in your eye and a smile. If you're sitting opposite him cross your legs and lean forward touching him on the knee lightly when you talk. Always, always wear perfume that can only be smelled when you lean in to whisper in his ear before you walk away. |
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First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps |
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
sounds like heaven to me.. "
things like that are a lot of fun in certain situation |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
OK. I have red lipstick but only wear it with outfits that go with red lipstick. Black eyeliner is a given. My current haircut has half my right eye obscured. I'm really short so chin down and looking up means I might just about see their chests.
I can work on the rest... but it does sound like work.
You don't have to have your chin on your chest lol, just lower it slightly and look up at the guy from under your lashes with a certain sparkle in your eye and a smile. If you're sitting opposite him cross your legs and lean forward touching him on the knee lightly when you talk. Always, always wear perfume that can only be smelled when you lean in to whisper in his ear before you walk away."
Do you run a school of Vampology?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps"
I've got little feet and small toes. I'll start with getting the curling right and then move on to crossing my arms before attempting the rest.
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
OK. I have red lipstick but only wear it with outfits that go with red lipstick. Black eyeliner is a given. My current haircut has half my right eye obscured. I'm really short so chin down and looking up means I might just about see their chests.
I can work on the rest... but it does sound like work.
You don't have to have your chin on your chest lol, just lower it slightly and look up at the guy from under your lashes with a certain sparkle in your eye and a smile. If you're sitting opposite him cross your legs and lean forward touching him on the knee lightly when you talk. Always, always wear perfume that can only be smelled when you lean in to whisper in his ear before you walk away.
Do you run a school of Vampology?
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"First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps
I've got little feet and small toes. I'll start with getting the curling right and then move on to crossing my arms before attempting the rest.
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also avoid anything on the menu with garlic in it...fatal |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps
I've got little feet and small toes. I'll start with getting the curling right and then move on to crossing my arms before attempting the rest.
also avoid anything on the menu with garlic in it...fatal "
Eek! There was garlic in the dinner tonight. It's been nice chatting to you all.
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"First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps
I've got little feet and small toes. I'll start with getting the curling right and then move on to crossing my arms before attempting the rest.
also avoid anything on the menu with garlic in it...fatal
Eek! There was garlic in the dinner tonight. It's been nice chatting to you all.
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oh no, you'll be fine as long as the sun doesn't shine on you  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps
I've got little feet and small toes. I'll start with getting the curling right and then move on to crossing my arms before attempting the rest.
 you could always try a bit of rope and a nice skinpy black suit, or is that my fantasy coming out "
Rope?  Skimpy... that would be something two sizes too small for me? |
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I have no idea on vampology, but I know the smile bit, you already have sorted.
I think looking up will always be a requirement for you. As I remember it I was looking straight ahead, and never saw you until you spoke
The only Vamp info. I may be able to share is its all about confidence.
To this day I find myself wondering if the woman I am with may possibly fancy me even half way through a blowjob. In my tart years I was quite sucessful as I held fast to the attitude that everyone wanted to have sex with me, if given the opportunity... was completely false bravado, but it worked. |
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
sounds like heaven to me..
I've got a really fat arse. The sway may be more shifting loads.
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Perhaps..
but that's ok.. |
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"First off, practice curling your toes, then when you are really good climb a tree and hang upside down gripping with your toes cross your arms across your chest and go to sleep, but only in the daytime and then at night come out to play hope this helps
I've got little feet and small toes. I'll start with getting the curling right and then move on to crossing my arms before attempting the rest.
you could always try a bit of rope and a nice skinpy black suit, or is that my fantasy coming out
Rope? Skimpy... that would be something two sizes too small for me?"
Two sizes too small wow, im rubbing my eyes now at the thought  |
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"red lipstick, black eyeliner, hair over one eye, chin down and look up with your eyes only. Touch men on the arm and smile enigmatically before walking away swaying your hips in a form hugging dress.
Sounds like a lot of hard work to me
sounds like heaven to me..
things like that are a lot of fun in certain situation "
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"Please post your vamp tips (not the upper part of a shoe or the musical kind).
I need to be move from loveable/friendly/kind/aunt to something sexier.
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Not something I've ever managed sadly! I'm only good at being me! I guess I look 'lady next door' if anything! X |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have no idea on vampology, but I know the smile bit, you already have sorted.
I think looking up will always be a requirement for you. As I remember it I was looking straight ahead, and never saw you until you spoke
The only Vamp info. I may be able to share is its all about confidence.
To this day I find myself wondering if the woman I am with may possibly fancy me even half way through a blowjob. In my tart years I was quite sucessful as I held fast to the attitude that everyone wanted to have sex with me, if given the opportunity... was completely false bravado, but it worked."
I'll try and convince myself everyone wants to have sex with me.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Please post your vamp tips (not the upper part of a shoe or the musical kind).
I need to be move from loveable/friendly/kind/aunt to something sexier.
Not something I've ever managed sadly! I'm only good at being me! I guess I look 'lady next door' if anything! X"
Darling, I know you manage vamp well enough. Every eye was on you at my birthday party.
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For me, there are broadly two "styles" of vampishness.
The first is the very obvious kind, verging on slutty, possibly some latex, rubber or leather, ultra short skirt, teamed with ridiculous heels, visible stocking tops and very slutty make-up.
The second is more subtle, and is based on the sort of "sexy secretary" meets "lady about town" look, no kinky materials, but something tight to emphasise the curves, perhaps a LBD or skirt and blouse combo, maybe with stockings and a suspender belt so that the clip bumps show, glasses and hair up, in a quick-release clip of some kind for that "swoosh" moment when you know he's looking at you, and of course heels, and hot make-up that's a couple of shades under slutty. |
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over a year ago
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I like the way you come across in the forums lickety. I think you may already be more vampy than you realise. I agree with the confidence comment. You've just to own it girl!!!
(Ps my predictive text wanted to put campy) |
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"Please post your vamp tips (not the upper part of a shoe or the musical kind).
I need to be move from loveable/friendly/kind/aunt to something sexier.
Not something I've ever managed sadly! I'm only good at being me! I guess I look 'lady next door' if anything! X
Darling, I know you manage vamp well enough. Every eye was on you at my birthday party.
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I think that was the dress! It made me look really tall! I did feel nice in it though! I think at least half the battle is wearing something that you feel good in! |
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One extra added "thing".
Attitude.
Sway through the room giving off the vibe that says "Yes, I'm hot, and you all want to fuck me, but I'm only available to one"... but make every guy, (or girl if you are that way inclinded)in the place think that they are "the one". |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"For me, there are broadly two "styles" of vampishness.
The first is the very obvious kind, verging on slutty, possibly some latex, rubber or leather, ultra short skirt, teamed with ridiculous heels, visible stocking tops and very slutty make-up.
The second is more subtle, and is based on the sort of "sexy secretary" meets "lady about town" look, no kinky materials, but something tight to emphasise the curves, perhaps a LBD or skirt and blouse combo, maybe with stockings and a suspender belt so that the clip bumps show, glasses and hair up, in a quick-release clip of some kind for that "swoosh" moment when you know he's looking at you, and of course heels, and hot make-up that's a couple of shades under slutty. "
Hmmm... I'm not sure I could pull off the first and the second seems a little cliched even if I sometimes where similar to work.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I like the way you come across in the forums lickety. I think you may already be more vampy than you realise. I agree with the confidence comment. You've just to own it girl!!!
(Ps my predictive text wanted to put campy) "
Thank you, that's very kind. When people meet me I become their aunt.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One extra added "thing".
Attitude.
Sway through the room giving off the vibe that says "Yes, I'm hot, and you all want to fuck me, but I'm only available to one"... but make every guy, (or girl if you are that way inclinded)in the place think that they are "the one". "
Actually, I think this one is why I get more interest in clubs and at parties if I go with a man.
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"I like the way you come across in the forums lickety. I think you may already be more vampy than you realise. I agree with the confidence comment. You've just to own it girl!!!
(Ps my predictive text wanted to put campy)
Thank you, that's very kind. When people meet me I become their aunt.
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I think its just about being very slightly more flirty than you would be with a nephew or niece . All that vampy business is all very well if you know that the person likes it but it can be intimidating or backfire if they really do see you as aunt material. How are you at giving off subtle signals, the eye contact, a touch on the arm...that sort of thing? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like the way you come across in the forums lickety. I think you may already be more vampy than you realise. I agree with the confidence comment. You've just to own it girl!!!
(Ps my predictive text wanted to put campy)
Thank you, that's very kind. When people meet me I become their aunt.
I think its just about being very slightly more flirty than you would be with a nephew or niece . All that vampy business is all very well if you know that the person likes it but it can be intimidating or backfire if they really do see you as aunt material. How are you at giving off subtle signals, the eye contact, a touch on the arm...that sort of thing?"
Probably terrible. I don't get much chance to practice that sort of thing, outside of the Fab context (where I'm a loveable aunt). Although, a friend confessed that he's fancied me for years (nothing can come of it) based on me being cheeky at a party.
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"I like the way you come across in the forums lickety. I think you may already be more vampy than you realise. I agree with the confidence comment. You've just to own it girl!!!
(Ps my predictive text wanted to put campy)
Thank you, that's very kind. When people meet me I become their aunt.
I think its just about being very slightly more flirty than you would be with a nephew or niece . All that vampy business is all very well if you know that the person likes it but it can be intimidating or backfire if they really do see you as aunt material. How are you at giving off subtle signals, the eye contact, a touch on the arm...that sort of thing?
Probably terrible. I don't get much chance to practice that sort of thing, outside of the Fab context (where I'm a loveable aunt). Although, a friend confessed that he's fancied me for years (nothing can come of it) based on me being cheeky at a party.
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its a conundrum to be sure. What about getting some "I fancy you" or "I am not your aunt" cards printed up? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I like the way you come across in the forums lickety. I think you may already be more vampy than you realise. I agree with the confidence comment. You've just to own it girl!!!
(Ps my predictive text wanted to put campy)
Thank you, that's very kind. When people meet me I become their aunt.
I think its just about being very slightly more flirty than you would be with a nephew or niece . All that vampy business is all very well if you know that the person likes it but it can be intimidating or backfire if they really do see you as aunt material. How are you at giving off subtle signals, the eye contact, a touch on the arm...that sort of thing?
Probably terrible. I don't get much chance to practice that sort of thing, outside of the Fab context (where I'm a loveable aunt). Although, a friend confessed that he's fancied me for years (nothing can come of it) based on me being cheeky at a party.
its a conundrum to be sure. What about getting some "I fancy you" or "I am not your aunt" cards printed up?"
Victorian Flirt Cards? |
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