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over a year ago
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"On the subject of dildos....
Dont buy them from the pound shop. 
they sound like world war two fokkers when switched on...
The old guy by me kept ducking and throwing himself into the bushes when i tried    did the batteries last for long then lol"
Didnt need to... 
She had the old guy throwin imself on er bush... |
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Poundland?
You can tell peeps are too well off in general, what happened to the good ole carrots, cucumbers and ( rare exception ) marrows?
Joke alert :
Reminds me of going to the butcher's. I minced in and asked for a pound of Salami. He asked did i want it slicing. I said no , i'm not a chuffing money box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bush is perfectly trimmed already...it awaits its treat this comming week "
dammit, i just wasted 20seconds of perv time searching for that trimmed bush pic! |
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