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Dad bods, and mum bods and not so perfect yet very sexy bods
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's time to take a stand, time to recognise that a six pack is of no use in a survival situation, that the only way to run across the supermarket car park is in funny little half run half walk steps, to embrace stretch marks as the signs of a life well lived and that if bits can't point downwards when you're led down..
Power to the mums and dads and and the gorgeous signs of life people.
Of course I've only said this because I'm portly with hairy ears.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got the body of someone who's carrying triplets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side |
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By *accaMan
over a year ago
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Hear hear, Power to the people of normalsville |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Finally, a thread written with us in mind.
Thanks OP.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a bod. It's not perfect.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a dad bod.. I think it's really sexy.
Yummy
A x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread written with us in mind.
Thanks OP. "
Seconded |
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I've got a mummy tummy ....never found anybody who likes it that much to want a reg fwb. ....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it. "
Not at all, poor grammar on my part, the gorgeous signs of life people was meant to be inclusive.
Your own bits are more than welcome amongst us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not perfect...I fit in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it.
Not at all, poor grammar on my part, the gorgeous signs of life people was meant to be inclusive.
Your own bits are more than welcome amongst us. "
I think that the fair lady Ruby was fucking with us with her tongue in cheek reply and faux outrage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it. "
You fit In the 'not so perfect' category then.
it the only one left. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay, finally a post that I fit into. Well some of me will spill over the sides but at least I'm amongst friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a nice thread! I try keep in shape as far as what I like to look like but there's not alot I can do for my stretchmarks that span across my lower tummy, boobs, thighs, calves etc etc.
It is what it is and to hell with it ha ha.
Eve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it.
Not at all, poor grammar on my part, the gorgeous signs of life people was meant to be inclusive.
Your own bits are more than welcome amongst us.
I think that the fair lady Ruby was fucking with us with her tongue in cheek reply and faux outrage "
It wasn't faux...that actually is something that bugs me; but I realise on this occasion I read the OP wrong, sorry! |
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Been losing weight...down by 60kgs so far but still a hot teddy bear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it.
Not at all, poor grammar on my part, the gorgeous signs of life people was meant to be inclusive.
Your own bits are more than welcome amongst us.
I think that the fair lady Ruby was fucking with us with her tongue in cheek reply and faux outrage
It wasn't faux...that actually is something that bugs me; but I realise on this occasion I read the OP wrong, sorry! "
Billiant, let's continue embracing each and everyone of us and enjoy the love in.
I for one think there's some delightfully attractive folk in the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty normal body here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's time to take a stand, time to recognise that a six pack is of no use in a survival situation, that the only way to run across the supermarket car park is in funny little half run half walk steps, to embrace stretch marks as the signs of a life well lived and that if bits can't point downwards when you're led down..
Power to the mums and dads and and the gorgeous signs of life people.
Of course I've only said this because I'm portly with hairy ears.
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I don't run on principle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about a grandad bod?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's taken me a few years to love my body. I love my curves.
Just embrace it and don't give a care what anyone else thinks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a grandad bod?
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Gilfs are quite popular don't you know.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's taken me a few years to love my body. I love my curves.
Just embrace it and don't give a care what anyone else thinks.
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I love a curvy woman,can we meet and have sex right now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a dad bod.. I think it's really sexy.
Yummy
A x"
ooh - hello
Doesn't matter how much I exercise, or how carefully I eat... the curves refuse to straighten out.
Might as well accept that I've reached that unavoidable 'cuddly' time of life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perfectly imperfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well me & my wobbly bits jiggle a hello to you all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side"
Round is a shape..... |
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread written with us in mind.
Thanks OP.
Seconded "
Thirded |
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
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The are some very attractive and sexy ladies on this thread. Xx |
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Well my bods gone past the dad bod and has been a grandad bod for more than 10 years now lol |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away "
id say it has something to do with your user name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well as a father of 39 (years old, I've not fathered 39 kids) my circumstabces are far removed from the 32 year old fresh-faced child-free whippersnapper who joined this site with my old profile...
So I probably fit in this thread now, ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side
Round is a shape....."
Who mentioned round? I dont know anybody who is round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you for this post. I agree. Here is to all the people learning to love their bodies and whom already embrace how they look.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side
Round is a shape.....
Who mentioned round? I dont know anybody who is round"
I thought the same. Perhaps they replied to the wrong thread..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side
Round is a shape.....
Who mentioned round? I dont know anybody who is round"
Someone mention round?
I'll have a double. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name "
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side
Round is a shape.....
Who mentioned round? I dont know anybody who is round
Someone mention round?
I'll have a double. "
Real ale thanks |
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I'm 65yrs old but think I still have a good bod an so do a few of the ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side
Round is a shape.....
Who mentioned round? I dont know anybody who is round
Someone mention round?
I'll have a double.
Real ale thanks "
I thought you were giving it up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum used to say I was built like a Shetland Pony ~ short, strong & deceptively heavy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My breasts are ok in a running situation because i can throw them over each shoulder and they act as buffers, you know, just in case i fall over due to my freakishly large feet |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
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Why call them stretch marks tiger stripes sounds nicer |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"Well as a father of 39 (years old, I've not fathered 39 kids) my circumstabces are far removed from the 32 year old fresh-faced child-free whippersnapper who joined this site with my old profile...
So I probably fit in this thread now, ha!"
You fit anywhere |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
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dad bod here...more lumpy bits than a bag of spuds, but consider me a cushion and you'll be fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try and keep in shape but alas time is not on my side
Round is a shape.....
Who mentioned round? I dont know anybody who is round
Someone mention round?
I'll have a double.
Real ale thanks
I thought you were giving it up? "
I cant but i have just done mile in the pool and burned a shit load of calories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perfect isnt all about a size 0 woman or a david Beckham bloke it's all about personal taste |
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I love a nice bod
My preference in fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being sexy is very loosely related to the type of body you have and there's no such thing as a perfect body.
I'd rather celebrate sexiness than perceived body imperfections. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side. "
I was talking about the use of the word brain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No kids ... but body battered and scarred by injuries whilst serving in forces. Learning to come to terms with scars... as for little pot belly that refuses to leave no.matter how much I tone, trim or starve myself lol... Oh what the hell.. I have nice bum decent legs... and dark chocolate eyes... Not doing too bad.. love this thread OP |
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Oh I'm a dad bod, I love my imperfections and those in others xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being sexy is very loosely related to the type of body you have and there's no such thing as a perfect body.
I'd rather celebrate sexiness than perceived body imperfections. "
I agree. I think sexiness is more a state of mind than body. |
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it. "
Don't you get bored writing this type of comment on so many threads?
We get it - you're not a mum but you still don't have a 'perfect' body - like most women! You are, however, extremely sought after and won 'best body' in the forum awards - so perhaps let it rest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try and work at mine but i fear im losing the battle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Middle age spread |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Being sexy is very loosely related to the type of body you have and there's no such thing as a perfect body.
I'd rather celebrate sexiness than perceived body imperfections.
I agree. I think sexiness is more a state of mind than body. "
Damn straight. That's why I know I'm sexy despite what the mirror or the scales might tell me. My mind is total filth when the occasion warrants. And that's the bit I do my thinking and get turned on with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seem to have a body no one wants to play with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well as a father of 39 (years old, I've not fathered 39 kids) my circumstabces are far removed from the 32 year old fresh-faced child-free whippersnapper who joined this site with my old profile...
So I probably fit in this thread now, ha!
You fit anywhere "
Why thank you Madam! Flattery will get you most places... |
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I got a Cuddly Bod soft and squidgy.. Loves a cuddle and stroke
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it.
Don't you get bored writing this type of comment on so many threads?
We get it - you're not a mum but you still don't have a 'perfect' body - like most women! You are, however, extremely sought after and won 'best body' in the forum awards - so perhaps let it rest? "
If you read a couple down you'll see I apologised after realising I misread the OP. So no need for the snark this time. |
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"It's time to take a stand, time to recognise that a six pack is of no use in a survival situation, that the only way to run across the supermarket car park is in funny little half run half walk steps, to embrace stretch marks as the signs of a life well lived and that if bits can't point downwards when you're led down..
Power to the mums and dads and and the gorgeous signs of life people.
Of course I've only said this because I'm portly with hairy ears.
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I love this post..nice one!
S..xx |
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"No kids ... but body battered and scarred by injuries whilst serving in forces. Learning to come to terms with scars... as for little pot belly that refuses to leave no.matter how much I tone, trim or starve myself lol... Oh what the hell.. I have nice bum decent legs... and dark chocolate eyes... Not doing too bad.. love this thread OP "
Any motorbike themed pictures maybe you in your leathers them slightly open. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had 3 kids and am trying to maintain shape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
I was talking about the use of the word brain "
ah but of course, the mission impossible unless it's brains in trousers |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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Mmm..love dad bods and grandad bods! ...xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't had kids but I have a Buddha belly and my tits are definitely going South. I feel like a big fat mamma today and I have a date tonight which is distressing because I can't squeeze into my lbd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After four children and one who was over 10lbs my body is not perfection.
Sexiness is a state of mind, if you feel sexy within others will find that attractive.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
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"Oh well, I guess me and my eating and growing-induced fatness, stretch marks and saggy bits which have nothing to do with "signs of life" can just fuck off then. Imperfection only allowed if you've got kids. Got it.
Don't you get bored writing this type of comment on so many threads?
We get it - you're not a mum but you still don't have a 'perfect' body - like most women! You are, however, extremely sought after and won 'best body' in the forum awards - so perhaps let it rest?
If you read a couple down you'll see I apologised after realising I misread the OP. So no need for the snark this time."
Ah ok! Then I apologise too! |
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"No kids ... but body battered and scarred by injuries whilst serving in forces. Learning to come to terms with scars... as for little pot belly that refuses to leave no.matter how much I tone, trim or starve myself lol... Oh what the hell.. I have nice bum decent legs... and dark chocolate eyes... Not doing too bad.. love this thread OP
Any motorbike themed pictures maybe you in your leathers them slightly open. "
I have one of those on my profile |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
I was talking about the use of the word brain
ah but of course, the mission impossible unless it's brains in trousers "
us men have two brains a higher and lower one ,i for one pay more attention to what my higher brain than my lower one as by doing so, i avoid on the whole the embarrassment of making a complete fool out of myself by going with the lower ones silly ideas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After 4 kids I've definitely a mums bod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a dad bod.. I think it's really sexy.
Yummy
A x"
My dad is 83, skin like a shrivelled up newspaper stretched over a skeleton, he walks with a zimmer, has false teeth and a rubber leg. Do you still like dads bodies lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
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What could she get from that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After 4 kids I've definitely a mums bod "
A nice bod and such a peachy ass |
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perfect imperfect person here....
dad bod.....and i heartedly rock it whenever i can
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a dad bod.. I think it's really sexy.
Yummy
A x
My dad is 83, skin like a shrivelled up newspaper stretched over a skeleton, he walks with a zimmer, has false teeth and a rubber leg. Do you still like dads bodies lol "
Well that puts him probably into Great Grandad bod, so no. |
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Finally a thread for me. Woohoo. |
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I have the body of an athlete, unfortunately it's wrapped in the human equivalent of bubble wrap...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
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I wrote a post yesterday about this exact thing ... shit head people thinking they can hurl abuse for no reason. try not to let it get to you is all you can do really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mine is what it is. Happy or not thats what i have got. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two mum's bods here, imperfect but perfect through the right person's eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two mum's bods here, imperfect but perfect through the right person's eyes "
2 very nice bodies and also a Bert sexy and seductive smile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two mum's bods here, imperfect but perfect through the right person's eyes "
look very nice to me |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Finally I thread I can relate to haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two mum's bods here, imperfect but perfect through the right person's eyes
2 very nice bodies and also a Bert sexy and seductive smile x Why thank you gorgeous x"
Definitely my pleasure x |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side. "
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though "
Buy a better bike then |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
Buy a better bike then "
Fucker you dick spring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually like a dad bod. Not really into skinny guys. Even better if they have nice broad shoulders...mmmmm.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving all the bodies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
Buy a better bike then
Fucker you dick spring "
True though |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
Buy a better bike then
Fucker you dick spring
True though "
I know that's why I said it |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
Ashford kent |
Ive 3 lovely kids.....and been told I aint bad...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though "
seems to be an all too common factor on here  |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here "
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike "
Until I open the Gates of Hell |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell "
Sits quivering in the corner |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
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"I actually like a dad bod. Not really into skinny guys. Even better if they have nice broad shoulders...mmmmm.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner "
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon... |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon..."
tosser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon...
tosser"
What?
I've been riding her german cousin all winter so she's a little pissed.
She has promised not to kill me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here "
It does indeed.... All to common as you say. |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon...
tosser
What?
I've been riding her german cousin all winter so she's a little pissed.
She has promised not to kill me..."
They do get a little jealous at times. Mines earning it's keep this winter sod being sat in traffic for 2 hours after a night shift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon...
tosser
What?
I've been riding her german cousin all winter so she's a little pissed.
She has promised not to kill me...
They do get a little jealous at times. Mines earning it's keep this winter sod being sat in traffic for 2 hours after a night shift"
Aggressive filtering..... |
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon...
tosser
What?
I've been riding her german cousin all winter so she's a little pissed.
She has promised not to kill me...
They do get a little jealous at times. Mines earning it's keep this winter sod being sat in traffic for 2 hours after a night shift
Aggressive filtering....."
You said it. Always amazes me how jealous car drivers get and try and stop you. But we digress so better stop stealing the threads. Sorry op |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this post .. saggy belly, stretchmarks, but unlike one of previous posters I haven't had anyone put off by it ...shit does that mean it's my personality that drives them away
id say it has something to do with your user name
that's there as a deterrent for some.. but as it says on my profile people I meet will see a different side.
Wouldn't put me off for a second I love a woman with a brain and a bitch can be fun to. Sadly the miles are a fucker though
seems to be an all too common factor on here
But then again as my mate up there hates to admit I do have a fast bike
Until I open the Gates of Hell
Sits quivering in the corner
Actually - Negra needs her wings stretching soon...
tosser
What?
I've been riding her german cousin all winter so she's a little pissed.
She has promised not to kill me...
They do get a little jealous at times. Mines earning it's keep this winter sod being sat in traffic for 2 hours after a night shift
Aggressive filtering.....
You said it. Always amazes me how jealous car drivers get and try and stop you. But we digress so better stop stealing the threads. Sorry op"
There was an OP?
Ooops..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
I wrote a post yesterday about this exact thing ... shit head people thinking they can hurl abuse for no reason. try not to let it get to you is all you can do really. "
I'm of the opinion that if you can't think of anything nice to say, don't say anything.
I can't understand why someone would go to the trouble of messaging a stranger, just to inflict their opinionated vitriol. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
Mines a tumour scarred abdo, but hey ho, I'm still here alive n kicking xxxx Suzi |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
I was imperfect before I had my boys. And now I've really no excuse given my youngest is nearly 9. Its all comfort food and lack of will power! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No kids ... but body battered and scarred by injuries whilst serving in forces. Learning to come to terms with scars... as for little pot belly that refuses to leave no.matter how much I tone, trim or starve myself lol... Oh what the hell.. I have nice bum decent legs... and dark chocolate eyes... Not doing too bad.. love this thread OP
I'm afraid the only motorbike pic is on my profile.. the day I decided to go from 0 to casualty in 6.3 seconds.. but got my knee down first
Any motorbike themed pictures maybe you in your leathers them slightly open. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
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Really shocked that people can be so mean. shame on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
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They're hardly the words I'd have used. Quite the opposite, in fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a Dad and trying to cling onto a youthful looking body.
Failing that I'll cling onto my own haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally, a thread written with us in mind.
Thanks OP. "
Hey, I havent sent a wink, but I looked at pictures and read profile lol
And there is nothing wrong and a hell of a lot right with your bodies x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
Really shocked that people can be so mean. shame on them "
Don't worry about it Cinnamon... I had a reply from a lady (I use the term loosely) I sent a message to saying I was too old fat and ugly to be on here...the irony was that according to her profile she was a bbw and older than me...cant say whether she was physically attractive or not as no face picture... But obviously not attractive as a person. Just ignore the rude nasty people because there are plenty of nice people on here as well. As an aside... I thought you had a very attractive body.. Tony x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do like a dad bod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do like a dad bod "
I'm right here haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do like a dad bod
I'm right here haha"
So you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot! |
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"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot! "
Sold can I have 2 please |
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Dad bid here but dare I say grandad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot!
Sold can I have 2 please "
Luckily for you, I have two bellies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a lot of sexy mums |
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"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot!
Sold can I have 2 please
Luckily for you, I have two bellies "
Ohhh I feel like a dog with 2 dicks |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot!
Sold can I have 2 please
Luckily for you, I have two bellies
Ohhh I feel like a dog with 2 dicks "
Can you lick them |
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"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot!
Sold can I have 2 please
Luckily for you, I have two bellies
Ohhh I feel like a dog with 2 dicks Can you lick them "
Shudders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot!
Sold can I have 2 please
Luckily for you, I have two bellies
Ohhh I feel like a dog with 2 dicks Can you lick them
Shudders "
That sounds so wrong |
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"Mom bod here, flabby tummy to boot!
Sold can I have 2 please
Luckily for you, I have two bellies
Ohhh I feel like a dog with 2 dicks Can you lick them
Shudders
That sounds so wrong "
I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After four children and one who was over 10lbs my body is not perfection.
Sexiness is a state of mind, if you feel sexy within others will find that attractive.. "
I don't often bother to fab pics, but wow... SO many great ones, couldn't help myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*stands on chair and takes t-shirt off*
Dad bod and proud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a delightful pot belly I've grown rather fond of.
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More mum bod than ever now! I've just polished off a wispa bar! |
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"More mum bod than ever now! I've just polished off a wispa bar! "
I miss the caramel wispas |
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I dont think mines bad for a Pops bod |
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"More mum bod than ever now! I've just polished off a wispa bar!
I miss the caramel wispas "
I'd forgotten about those! I'm a purist with Wispas though! Cadbury caramel bars, though, are a different story!
#whyi'llneverbethin! I'm a bit of a Cadbury fan - though proper fallen out with them over the cream eggs! |
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"More mum bod than ever now! I've just polished off a wispa bar!
I miss the caramel wispas
I'd forgotten about those! I'm a purist with Wispas though! Cadbury caramel bars, though, are a different story!
#whyi'llneverbethin! I'm a bit of a Cadbury fan - though proper fallen out with them over the cream eggs! "
They've destroyed creme eggs!
I'm personally more of a galaxy choclate girl myself. And rarely bother with choclate unless it's my ladies time of the month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay, another thread I can include myself on |
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"More mum bod than ever now! I've just polished off a wispa bar!
I miss the caramel wispas
I'd forgotten about those! I'm a purist with Wispas though! Cadbury caramel bars, though, are a different story!
#whyi'llneverbethin! I'm a bit of a Cadbury fan - though proper fallen out with them over the cream eggs!
They've destroyed creme eggs!
I'm personally more of a galaxy choclate girl myself. And rarely bother with choclate unless it's my ladies time of the month "
Must admit I have zero willpower when it comes to chocolate! I have a chocolate fix every day - but the smaller bars - not full size! X |
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So not a "perfect" body here either, stretch marks all over my stomach, hips, back, arse & tits and cellulite but I still love me so it's all good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My stretch marks are down to various food babies, but y'know, the older I get, the less fucks I give... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha baby  |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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Sounds like my kind of thread , no six pack just a keg , and hair everywhere apart from the top of my head , and I'm a short arse , I could go on but I will leave it there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay we'll join in with our quirks and all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hats off to those that can dedicate time to getting fit and keeping toned, just no for me |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Hey baby get ya butt over here I want some head!"
"What colour? I got black, white & green left".
Post sponsored by Rowntree, Cadbury's & Nestle
We'll join you in the "We like food too much" Gang
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stretch marks you say? Loads of em. Where do I sign up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv got mummy tummy but shows Iv had a life he's not perfect either but perfection is in the eye of the viewer ,and what Is perfection anyway lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a lovely message today letting me know what a local lady thinks of my body. The words disgusting and fat were used.
I'm not sure why people feel the need to be unkind to others about their appearance... it annoys me that the world is full of shit head people.
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She should've gone to Specsavers.
Comments like that say far more about the sender than they do the recipient. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We fit in then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a pulse ..a thread I fit in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a dad but still trying to defy the classic dad bod.
It'll get me soon I'm sure |
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Im a mum of two and proud of my tiger stripes |
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Being a dad and not looking 'perfect' I think I fall I to that category |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely baby scars pretty much everywhere but I'd rather have them than not have my little brood.
Be proud of your little 'imperfections '
Someone will love them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got the body of at least two of your average yummy mummies |
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Dad bod owner here. Hopefully not for long though.
Now where did I hide those biscuits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got the body of at least two of your average yummy mummies "
Me too.
But we should celebrate being different.
Life would be less interesting if we all looked the same.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very overweight mum of 3 here. Trying to lose weight but seem to have lost my motivation of late.
And I don't even have big boobs to distract attention away from the belly.
But my saying grace is my legs. Regardless of my size, I've always had good legs lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very overweight mum of 3 here. Trying to lose weight but seem to have lost my motivation of late.
And I don't even have big boobs to distract attention away from the belly.
But my saying grace is my legs. Regardless of my size, I've always had good legs lol x"
Similar here. No mahoosive boobs either so I'm very conscious about my tum.
Guess we've got to love what we've got. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Very overweight mum of 3 here. Trying to lose weight but seem to have lost my motivation of late.
And I don't even have big boobs to distract attention away from the belly.
But my saying grace is my legs. Regardless of my size, I've always had good legs lol x
Similar here. No mahoosive boobs either so I'm very conscious about my tum.
Guess we've got to love what we've got. "
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