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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second..."
I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.
"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me!  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second..."
At least they've looked at your profile to realise your straight. I just get messages saying they will suck my cock!
Hold on a minute mate..... I beg to fucking differ!!!  |
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second...
I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.
"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! . "
I can't help but wonder how many times he's been successful with that question. |
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second...
I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.
"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! . "
Ah, see, I get this in reverse.
So some guy random PMs me about fuck knows what... the last one said I had a successful profile and could I give him some ideas as he was struggling...
4 messages in and he's like, "Can I suck your cock?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second...
I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.
"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .
I can't help but wonder how many times he's been successful with that question."
'They'. It's not singular.
They seem to imply that by keeping it a secret, your no longer tied to your sexuality.  .
I know your gay, But fancy being straight for a couple of hours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second...
I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.
"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .
Ah, see, I get this in reverse.
So some guy random PMs me about fuck knows what... the last one said I had a successful profile and could I give him some ideas as he was struggling...
4 messages in and he's like, "Can I suck your cock?"
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Joe, now you've brought it up. ever thought about writing a guys profile. I asked weeks ago. |
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second...
I get this. I laughed my my ass off, I couldn't reply with a sensible answer.
"No one will know' he says, yes...you and effing me! .
Ah, see, I get this in reverse.
So some guy random PMs me about fuck knows what... the last one said I had a successful profile and could I give him some ideas as he was struggling...
4 messages in and he's like, "Can I suck your cock?"
Joe, now you've brought it up. ever thought about writing a guys profile. I asked weeks ago. "
It's initially always something *other* than sex... but you can tell it's gonna happen.
Don;t always tell them to fuck off.
Straight men don't verify tho'
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The weirdest PM I received was one from a couple, late at night and she contacted me to ask if I could come to theirs, off junction wherever on the M5, as hubby was strapped to a horse and was ready to be fucked for the first time.
She wanted to watch.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not on this site, but my biggest WTF reaction happened when I was asked "would you like to watch me cut off a piece of my foreskin on cam?"
I declined....via the block button! |
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"Are you sure your straight ! Pisses me off . "
Was he resorting to begging or was he under the impression no human could resist him?
Are you sure there's not a slim chance you're gay?
Look and this body. Look at it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or the classic I know your straight. I just want to suck you off and nothing in return. "
I had. I nice 'Hi'. Followed with. 'How are you?' type of thing.
I replied with something like 'I'm fine, how are you?'
We've not spoke since.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mind if I ask you a question? ...that is a fecking question!!!...always irks me that one  ."
I love that one. I tend to reply, "yes you can but only the one and you've now exhausted your quota." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I know you're straight but can I suck your cock."
Think about that for a second...
Can't say as I blame em for trying!  "
Thanks very much haha I also enjoyed his offer to pay me for it |
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"The weirdest PM I received was one from a couple, late at night and she contacted me to ask if I could come to theirs, off junction wherever on the M5, as hubby was strapped to a horse and was ready to be fucked for the first time.
She wanted to watch.
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Saddle sore comes to mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How's your belly for a lodger ???
I ignored and within 10 minutes he sent another message saying seriously I have good sperm. Wasn't long about hitting the block button |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation. "
I've had exactly the same question |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.
I've had exactly the same question "
Thank fuck I didn't imagine it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.
I've had exactly the same question
Thank fuck I didn't imagine it! "
I can't remember what my reply was  |
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"Are you sure your straight ! Pisses me off .
Was he resorting to begging or was he under the impression no human could resist him?
Are you sure there's not a slim chance you're gay?
Look and this body. Look at it!! "
lol there is no chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.
I've had exactly the same question
Thank fuck I didn't imagine it!
I can't remember what my reply was "
There is actually a fetish called Giantess. Me and my mates were d*unk and pressed the random button on porn hub and it came up with giantess porn . Funniest thing I had ever seen |
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Oddest question by far was a lady messaged me asking if I'd like to be her toilet slave..
The slave duty was not to live in her bathroom and hand out warmed moistened wipes but to be her toilet...
I declined... |
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"Oddest question by far was a lady messaged me asking if I'd like to be her toilet slave..
The slave duty was not to live in her bathroom and hand out warmed moistened wipes but to be her toilet...
I declined..."
You just reminded me of something awful.
*shudders* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It never fails to amaze us, some of the odd questions, requests and posts on this forum.
What's the weirdest you've seen or been asked? "
Weirdest question this month...
Does anything happen in a swingers club??  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"How's your belly for a lodger ???
I ignored and within 10 minutes he sent another message saying seriously I have good sperm. Wasn't long about hitting the block button "
I have visions of sperm swimming in university gowns carrying their diplomas now.
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"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.
I've had exactly the same question "
Sounds like a classic question that anyone would have in their arsenal. Not random at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a different site a woman asked if she could poke me with knives, needles and branding irons.
She was a lovely woman to be fair and a really interesting chat. |
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"The weirdest question I have ever got on here I actually screenshotted so I didn't lose it. It involved a hypothetical scenario in which a tiny, tiny man was waving his arms to be rescued from where he'd fallen in my drink and what I would do in said situation.
I've had exactly the same question
Thank fuck I didn't imagine it!
I can't remember what my reply was
There is actually a fetish called Giantess. Me and my mates were d*unk and pressed the random button on porn hub and it came up with giantess porn . Funniest thing I had ever seen"
Yep. Totally by accident  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did have someone ask once if they could suck my used tampon
I think I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.
Hahahaha fookin hell I've just nearly spat me tampon out.... oh eer hang on.. "
I thought I recognised you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.
What's the colour of awesome?"
We disagreed on the answer, so I wasn't much help. |
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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
"It never fails to amaze us, some of the odd questions, requests and posts on this forum.
What's the weirdest you've seen or been asked?
Weirdest question this month...
Does anything happen in a swingers club?? "
I just actually lol'd at my s desk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The biggest thing I've put up my shitter. 
I've just spat my tea out bloody hilarious what a question to ask "
I laughed as I hit the block button!! That's the oddest thing I've been asked on here! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.
What's the colour of awesome?"
That one they used to paint TVR's you know purple one minute, green/yellow/blue the next.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone from here once asked me what color awesome would be if it were a color.
What's the colour of awesome?"
It's a shade of teal with the slight lavender hue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you suck cock untill you puke"
"Do I Dominate"
"What size are your tits"
Are frequently recurring questions
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You might as well take the opportunity to answer them here then
I'll go first:
No
Yes
Small |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.
Yeah. That was weird.
Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair "
I have some experience in Hair work I could do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.
Yeah. That was weird.
Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair "
Me too, two hours a week I spend just tidying it up!
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.
Yeah. That was weird.
Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair "
I'll send him your way but you might need to get a bit of a tan on first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do you suck cock untill you puke"
"Do I Dominate"
"What size are your tits"
Are frequently recurring questions
You might as well take the opportunity to answer them here then
I'll go first:
No
Yes
Small"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in Wales today" (they mean Cardiff, in the South) - "can I pop in and see you?"
I'm in Caernarfon, in the North - at least 4 hour's drive away.... So I say "Yes, if you can be here in 10 minutes!"
... and then they ask "Where are you?"
Doah...!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me if he could colonize me and straighten my hair for me.
Yeah. That was weird.
Ah I wish someone would offer to do my hair
I'll send him your way but you might need to get a bit of a tan on first "
Haha.if my life depended on it I wouldnt tan.lily white  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked if I fancied a 50 man gang bang on my first day on here
I'm impressed with his presumably excellent organisational skills."
I know right...had it all thought out too...smallest to biggest...10 minutes each...last one gets to take as long as he needs...I told him I would quite like to try mmf before I take on anything that ambitious |
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Oh gawwwd. Not on here but on another site I was approached by a young lad who wanted to do the 'dad/son' thing, which is strange enough but the twist was HE wanted to be the dad.
I was like, Dude, I'm actually old enough to be your father. That's patently absurd.
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"Oh gawwwd. Not on here but on another site I was approached by a young lad who wanted to do the 'dad/son' thing, which is strange enough but the twist was HE wanted to be the dad.
I was like, Dude, I'm actually old enough to be your father. That's patently absurd.
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That's a thing? |
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"Oh gawwwd. Not on here but on another site I was approached by a young lad who wanted to do the 'dad/son' thing, which is strange enough but the twist was HE wanted to be the dad.
I was like, Dude, I'm actually old enough to be your father. That's patently absurd.
That's a thing? "
Yep.
It generally refers to an older dominant, 'daddy' type and a younger submissive, 'son' type. It's not necessarily incest-based role play.
But still. It's a bit ewww.
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"The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"
Mmmm no... "
Is that do you want a fuck pig? If so, what is a fuck pig?
Or is it does you want to fuck a pig? Which hopefully means he or she is really ugly. Any other meaning just doesn't bear thinking about. |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
Had a guy messaging me to say he wanted to massage me and milk me until I can't cum anymore.
After 2 days of him asking if I'd like one, I eventually gave in and blocked him and guys in general from messaging me.
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Had a guy messaging me to say he wanted to massage me and milk me until I can't cum anymore.
After 2 days of him asking if I'd like one, I eventually gave in and blocked him and guys in general from messaging me.
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In hind sight I should have replied with simply
"Mooooo" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"
Mmmm no...
Is that do you want a fuck pig? If so, what is a fuck pig?
Or is it does you want to fuck a pig? Which hopefully means he or she is really ugly. Any other meaning just doesn't bear thinking about. "
Fuck pig is a financial slave I think.
Doll x |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
Totally non sex related but even to this day it makes me shake my head in bewilderment, this was from a work colleague many years ago:
If you are pregnant with twins, and one is born just before midnight and the other is born just after midnight, are they still twins?
And yes this was a genuine question |
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"The strangest question we've had was "Wanna fuck pig?"
Mmmm no...
Is that do you want a fuck pig? If so, what is a fuck pig?
Or is it does you want to fuck a pig? Which hopefully means he or she is really ugly. Any other meaning just doesn't bear thinking about.
Fuck pig is a financial slave I think.
Doll x "
And you said no?
Give us this pigs details immediately.
You can have 10% finders fee |
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""Will you shit on my husbands chest and make him eat it?"
I can't shit anywhere other than my home bowl. I'm glad of that...until your body knows it's almost home and the urge kicks big time!"
That is probably the most disgusting apparently sexual act i can imagine. |
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From someone in my local whom I now assume is even weirder than I am:
"If you had a 'trunk job' off an elephant (a girl one 'cos im not gay or owt), would you prefer it to be an indian or an african elephant?"
It still puzzles me to this day. |
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""Can I fuck her in a school uniform?" blocked ya sick cunt. Perhaps in 10 years
Says the 43 year old shagging a 20 year old... "
Suppose 24 to 39 is ok though. Not exactly a huge difference is it though? Someone upset that all the 20 year olds are getting hoovered up by the old perverts?
Additionally, a person meeting TVs is not straight x |
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""Can I fuck her in a school uniform?" blocked ya sick cunt. Perhaps in 10 years
Says the 43 year old shagging a 20 year old...
Suppose 24 to 39 is ok though. Not exactly a huge difference is it though? Someone upset that all the 20 year olds are getting hoovered up by the old perverts?
Additionally, a person meeting TVs is not straight x "
Oh dear she's not into bi guys. |
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Then he wondered why I blocked him .
