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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you could have sex with a boffin who would it be?
For me it's a toss up (quite literally) between Bettany Hughes (historian) and Dr Alice Roberts (anthropologist, amongst other things). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock"
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock. "
I have a feeling he'd be into directing, you may want a gag |
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard "
Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.
He's a bit like Piers Morgan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard
Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.
He's a bit like Piers Morgan"
I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Right, ladies.
Feast your eyes on this...
I WIN!!!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/jun/11/worlds-hottest-maths-teacher-pietro-boselli-interview"
No thanks. I'll stick with mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard "
His wife is cool. I'd fuck her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, ladies.
Feast your eyes on this...
I WIN!!!
https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/jun/11/worlds-hottest-maths-teacher-pietro-boselli-interview"
He's fit but still prefer Brian Cox. |
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard
Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.
He's a bit like Piers Morgan
I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it. "
He's a right-wing apologist/professional Englishman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard
Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.
He's a bit like Piers Morgan
I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it.
He's a right-wing apologist/professional Englishman"
So am I. Anyway, I don't give a shit, he's hot. |
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"If we're including historians as boffins then I'd ride Niall Ferguson. No dinner though, I think he'd be a bit of a cock.
He's a total cock
Which is why I'd just use him for his, and then go for dinner with Mary Beard
Although he is a big cock, doesn't mean he has a large penis.
He's a bit like Piers Morgan
I wouldn't go that far. I disagree with him on a lot of historical analysis but he's not rendered completely unfuckable by it.
He's a right-wing apologist/professional Englishman
So am I. Anyway, I don't give a shit, he's hot."
Genuinely, there is no accounting for taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout."
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!
* fugly"
You have no taste |
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"If you could have sex with a boffin who would it be?
For me it's a toss up (quite literally) between Bettany Hughes (historian) and Dr Alice Roberts (anthropologist, amongst other things)."
OP that's basically my boffin' the boffin fantasy threesome right there! I could just imagine discussing Socrates with Bettany while Alice noshes on my plums. Nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!
* fugly"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!
* fugly
You have no taste "
Took the words right out of my mouth!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!
* fugly
You have no taste
Took the words right out of my mouth!!"
Fancy a Dan Snow threesome? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!
* fugly
You have no taste
Took the words right out of my mouth!!
Fancy a Dan Snow threesome?"
Sounds fun |
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Does David Olusoga count ? He's really rather good looking and terribly clever.
And agree upthread re: Mary Beard, don't think I'd want to shag her but she's got an amazing smile and is so so good at bringing history to life with her enthusiasm for the topic. I think she'd be fascinating and raucous company. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Does David Olusoga count ? He's really rather good looking and terribly clever.
And agree upthread re: Mary Beard, don't think I'd want to shag her but she's got an amazing smile and is so so good at bringing history to life with her enthusiasm for the topic. I think she'd be fascinating and raucous company."
I like David Olusoga too.
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"Does Dan Snow count as a boffin?
Graduated at Oxford so yes.
Well in that case, that man makes me feel all funny!
Ooh yes, good shout.
And he's super tall, win win, in my book!!
* fugly
You have no taste "
I do. It's merely different if subjectively superior to yours |
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