"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.
So where are we off to? 
New York 1st then the Caribbean while we think of the next place to go"
Pfft!
Tokyo
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.
So where are we off to? "
That depends what you have in mind to buy. After all just assisting your spending |
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"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.
So where are we off to?
That depends what you have in mind to buy. After all just assisting your spending"
Yes, but I would buy you something as long as it's in Anne summers! |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.
So where are we off to?
That depends what you have in mind to buy. After all just assisting your spending
Yes, but I would buy you something as long as it's in Anne summers! "
Ann summers then i guess lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The galapagos islands
Or
To Oz
Then new Zealand
Not good shopping on the Galapagos. Australia is very dull (same shops, food, architecture, language [ish]).
Never been to NZ"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just won a million pounds and I have just hired you to help me on a shopping trip.
So where are we off to? "
London City airport - private jet to Nice
Helicopter transfer to Grand hotel Ferrat
Limo to dine at Joel Robuchon
Monte Carlo casino to disprove theory "all on black"
Limo back to hotel * dependent on how much you put on black!
Helicopter to nice airport
Private jet to Rome
Limo to Waldorf Astoria
Go shopping down via dei Condotti
Then whilst your arranging for the designer lingerie & heels, we walk to the Spanish Steps
Whilst we're sitting amongst the lovers,
and awaiting a table, in the warm sunshine, you take a phone call from your bank.
Apparently, someone's gone fucking nuts in the casino, the previous evening & authorised it all on red, doubled up on black, then bought a drink for every Russian mobster and his entourage of tarts, in the building.
So, the cards been stopped and we're now contemplating a Big Mac in the most exclusive queue in McDonald's.
It got worse. The limo company, have been contacted by the private jet company, who received a friendly call, from the hotel, after being tipped off by the casino.
We are now currently stuck in Rome, using the public wifi in McDonald's attempting to setup a gofund page for our predicament.
Well, I say "our" the second you saw it had gone tits up, you dumped me, and last I heard you were living with a gelato salesman, named Marco. and his mama. Papa & his former wife, and 5 kids.
All cause you went and put it all on black!
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