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Love profiles with lots of strict rules

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

As people are most loved and highly desired when their profiles lay down the law - the do's and don'ts, list some here that maybe you forgot to include in yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be able to do the Fandango.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As people are most loved and highly desired when their profiles lay down the law - the do's and don'ts, list some here that maybe you forgot to include in yours. "

The only don'ts we have are phone/ cam / cyber sex .

We don't have any others and don't feel the need to add any more .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I'll only reply if you have photographic evidence that you're Danny Dyer/Christian Slater/Antonio Banderas.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reading our profile is not optional if you expect a response.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"Must be bigger than 9 inches"

'Must be taller than 5"10'

White only

Black only

Must have a video of you playing with yourself

Don't message if you don't play with your own ass

Must have a 2:1 degree

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By *ittleAcornMan over a year ago

visiting the beach

I have an unwritten rule. Must eat with mouth closed.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

"I have an unwritten rule. Must eat with mouth closed.

That is fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worse one for intelligence and intolerance I ever read was a couple's stating

"Bi men don't even read our profile we aren't interested in you fagots"

How would they know you're not interested without reading the profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must be able to do the Fandango. "

inspired!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Must be bigger than 9 inches"

'Must be taller than 5"10'

White only

Black only

Must have a video of you playing with yourself

Don't message if you don't play with your own ass

Must have a 2:1 degree "

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

Only message if you. Like lots of rules and are willing to accept a long list of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You MUST have pictures on yoor profile before you message us

(Whilst their profile has no pictures)

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm easy.

Short n' sweet profiles, please

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By *essThePirateWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Oh...the 'ask me anything you want to know'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are a very good looking proffessionall couple looking for the same.

Always makes me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep the word 'professional' always sets me off. It's a sex site - not a job interview.

Some of us like clear profiles. Gives us a reason to block people, and if they can't be asked reading them it's all they deserve. After all are we not here to suit ourselves?