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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Tidy away the dinner stuff thanks and change the beds. How kind. "
Five minute job to pass five minutes thank you .
only another 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill up with mental and physical stimulation  |
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over a year ago
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"Tidy away the dinner stuff thanks and change the beds. How kind.
Five minute job to pass five minutes thank you .
only another 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill up with mental and physical stimulation "
ha. ...you reckon it only takes 5 mins. ...then you aren't doing a very thorough job!  |
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"No thanks
I don't get it if you need no help why post .
Oh well shrugs shoulders and remembers the line mine is not to reason why mine is to do and die ."
Same reason anyone posts, because we can  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Plaster my living room ceiling. "
I've done a bit of plastering in my time but I'm in no way a expert but as you have posted on here I predict a mail box influx of offers based around payment in kind |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Tidy away the dinner stuff thanks and change the beds. How kind.
Five minute job to pass five minutes thank you .
only another 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill up with mental and physical stimulation
ha. ...you reckon it only takes 5 mins. ...then you aren't doing a very thorough job! "
I'm a dab hand at such chores thanks to my mothers guiding hand as a youngster |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"No thanks
I don't get it if you need no help why post .
Oh well shrugs shoulders and remembers the line mine is not to reason why mine is to do and die .
Same reason anyone posts, because we can "
And in doing so one is pontificating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tidy away the dinner stuff thanks and change the beds. How kind.
Five minute job to pass five minutes thank you .
only another 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill up with mental and physical stimulation
ha. ...you reckon it only takes 5 mins. ...then you aren't doing a very thorough job!
I'm a dab hand at such chores thanks to my mothers guidinFrom the very first message there was intrigue. From the communications that followed that intrigue grew and the attraction became compelling. When I laid eyes on J for the first time I knew my instincts were right. J is gorgeous from head to toe (oh...definitely the bits in between!!). There is a sexual energy about him, an intensity in those mesmerising eyes, a filthy fuckability, that plays on all your senses and leaves you wanting more.... a second meeting wasn't even questioned. It was mutually assumed. To be continued ....g hand as a youngster "
I don't think you appreciate the magnitude of the task. ..there's washing up following a roast dinner for 4 including pudding and there are 3 beds to be changed. ..one of which is a top bunk (and that is a bugger to put the fitted sheet on! )....and there will be a kitchen inspection after. ...oh and the bin needs emptying and the floor needs sweeping and mopping. 5 mins. ...my arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tidy away the dinner stuff thanks and change the beds. How kind.
Five minute job to pass five minutes thank you .
only another 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill up with mental and physical stimulation
ha. ...you reckon it only takes 5 mins. ...then you aren't doing a very thorough job!
I'm a dab hand at such chores thanks to my mothers guidinFrom the very first message there was intrigue. From the communications that followed that intrigue grew and the attraction became compelling. When I laid eyes on J for the first time I knew my instincts were right. J is gorgeous from head to toe (oh...definitely the bits in between!!). There is a sexual energy about him, an intensity in those mesmerising eyes, a filthy fuckability, that plays on all your senses and leaves you wanting more.... a second meeting wasn't even questioned. It was mutually assumed. To be continued ....g hand as a youngster
I don't think you appreciate the magnitude of the task. ..there's washing up following a roast dinner for 4 including pudding and there are 3 beds to be changed. ..one of which is a top bunk (and that is a bugger to put the fitted sheet on! )....and there will be a kitchen inspection after. ...oh and the bin needs emptying and the floor needs sweeping and mopping. 5 mins. ...my arse! "
I understand your pain regarding the top bunk. I changed the sheets on my kids today, how I hate making the top one!  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Help me with this Stalker problem "
Oh shit fella private message me If you need a friendly ear I've had my fair share of stalkers so I know a thing or two about the pitfalls of dealing with them . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tidy away the dinner stuff thanks and change the beds. How kind.
Five minute job to pass five minutes thank you .
only another 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes to fill up with mental and physical stimulation
ha. ...you reckon it only takes 5 mins. ...then you aren't doing a very thorough job!
I'm a dab hand at such chores thanks to my mothers guidinFrom the very first message there was intrigue. From the communications that followed that intrigue grew and the attraction became compelling. When I laid eyes on J for the first time I knew my instincts were right. J is gorgeous from head to toe (oh...definitely the bits in between!!). There is a sexual energy about him, an intensity in those mesmerising eyes, a filthy fuckability, that plays on all your senses and leaves you wanting more.... a second meeting wasn't even questioned. It was mutually assumed. To be continued ....g hand as a youngster
I don't think you appreciate the magnitude of the task. ..there's washing up following a roast dinner for 4 including pudding and there are 3 beds to be changed. ..one of which is a top bunk (and that is a bugger to put the fitted sheet on! )....and there will be a kitchen inspection after. ...oh and the bin needs emptying and the floor needs sweeping and mopping. 5 mins. ...my arse! "
You and Clem sleep in bunk beds?  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"a man like you?..no can't help me at all im afraid.."
I man like me wow .. please enlighten me don't be shy say what's on your mind loud and clear so we all can here what the problem is .go on put voice to your hatred get it off your chest I'm sure it will help you out which is after the all the point of this post isn't it . |
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"Neck and shoulder massage please
On my way with scented oil bottle in hand 
Bring that belt as well
Just incase 
Bring the belt hay you sure its just a massage your after  "
In the care of the right pair of firm hands who knows what could happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hatred!?? no hatred here!..thats a very extreme reaction..sensitive lil fella arent you!
Good climb down "
not a climb down at all..just a statement in reply to your silly comment..i wouldn't expect you to know the difference so i'll leave it there. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Repaper my dining room? "
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"hatred!?? no hatred here!..thats a very extreme reaction..sensitive lil fella arent you!
Good climb down
not a climb down at all..just a statement in reply to your silly comment..i wouldn't expect you to know the difference so i'll leave it there."
Good idea as your just digging a bigger hole which ever way you look at it in my opinion |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Neck and shoulder massage please
On my way with scented oil bottle in hand
Bring that belt as well
Just incase
Bring the belt hay you sure its just a massage your after
In the care of the right pair of firm hands who knows what could happen "
Love your witt among other things |
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over a year ago
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"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot "
Wallpaper then spank?  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"A all milk coffee and something tasty to eat please not too spicey x"
Why hello there how was the overtime .
One milky coffee coming right up . I can do you a nice pork sandwich if you like as I have some pork left over from the Sunday roast xxxx |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank? "
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank?
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think "
Yep |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank?
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think
Yep "
I'm rapidly becoming a fan of yours my lovely please be warned I'm a very insatiable man when inspired by one such as you xxxxx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"A all milk coffee and something tasty to eat please not too spicey x
Why hello there how was the overtime .
One milky coffee coming right up . I can do you a nice pork sandwich if you like as I have some pork left over from the Sunday roast xxxx"
overtime was great had a good giggle ooooo please to the pork sandwich any apple sauce to go with it xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thanks
I don't get it if you need no help why post .
Oh well shrugs shoulders and remembers the line mine is not to reason why mine is to do and die ."
if you are going to remember it, you should remember it correctly at least
theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die, into the valley of death..
FTFY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Help you ...?"
By not using the word fella so much, by being a little less cringey when you post. Umm can't think of anything else right now that you can do personally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help you ...?
By not using the word fella so much, by being a little less cringey when you post. Umm can't think of anything else right now that you can do personally. "
Word. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"No thanks
I don't get it if you need no help why post .
Oh well shrugs shoulders and remembers the line mine is not to reason why mine is to do and die .
if you are going to remember it, you should remember it correctly at least
theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die, into the valley of death..
FTFY"
Chargr of the light brigade I know the poem very well it happens to be one of my favorites . The line I was quoting is what my dear old mother used to say to me when I would question her about my chores to much . But hay your not to know that when your busy doing what ever it is your trying to do with this post . |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Help you ...?
By not using the word fella so much, by being a little less cringey when you post. Umm can't think of anything else right now that you can do personally. "
Not going to happen I am who I am and have no intention of modifying my writing style for you or anyone .but thanks for the input I'm sure it helped you to get it off your chest so the post served its purpose as far as helping you
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Help?
I definitely need help...
I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory..
I've been writing messages in the stripes in the toothpaste but I don't think people are buying Glum toothpaste any longer... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help you ...?
By not using the word fella so much, by being a little less cringey when you post. Umm can't think of anything else right now that you can do personally.
Not going to happen I am who I am and have no intention of modifying my writing style for you or anyone .but thanks for the input I'm sure it helped you to get it off your chest so the post served its purpose as far as helping you
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Why ask then if you aren't going to do anything to help? |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"You could fuck me fella, that would be help as I am all horny XXX"
I'm blushing  send me your address time and place and you know what I will be there smelling great dressed nice and ready to help you out with that particular problem |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Make a certain someone realise what he's missing out on."
So you want to use me for a bit of hay look what you could have if you pulled your finger put
Ok because you was totally up front about your motives I'm in should I bring a bottle of red or white with me |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Help?
I definitely need help...
I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory..
I've been writing messages in the stripes in the toothpaste but I don't think people are buying Glum toothpaste any longer... "
Take your own destiny in your own hands FELLA ( wrote it in capitals because I know it annoys some people  ) I did at the age of 27 when I left a very good paying job to do what I wanted to.do instead of what I had to do . never looked back since |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Help you ...?
Monday is my butler's day off, Mondays are bothersome. Be a sport, and brush my teeth for me. There's a good chap."
I'll be thee in in a jiffy with the toothbrush a use for cleaning under the rim of the toilet with |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a question, if I may? Xxx
Warning - he may well fall asleep if it's too sensible a question."
Sensible question are subjective if I view it as boring I'm well with in my rights to fall a sleep when doing so . |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a question, if I may? Xxx"
I know I'm going to regret this but ok I will bite but I'm.not promising to answer it on forum but I will privately depending on the question .
Yes that's a get of of jail answer |
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"I have a question, if I may? Xxx
I know I'm going to regret this but ok I will bite but I'm.not promising to answer it on forum but I will privately depending on the question .
Yes that's a get of of jail answer "
Would it be totally inappropriate to masterbate with a funko? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't. I'm beyond help as nothing going right for me!
You're losing weight. "
that's the only thing going right for me but other are not meaning women |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Help you ...?
My libido has been lost for a while and I need help finding it "
Oooooh a treasure hunt can I partner you on that hunt...? I promise to bring a picnic. leave no toy unused no trick not tried no inch of you left untouched and I promise to never ever give up the search for your libido and if we find it together. I promise to do all I can to keep it safe and sound in my back pocket so I can play with it when ever I want to which will be rather alot by the way |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I have a question, if I may? Xxx
I know I'm going to regret this but ok I will bite but I'm.not promising to answer it on forum but I will privately depending on the question .
Yes that's a get of of jail answer
Would it be totally inappropriate to masterbate with a funko? xxx"
Funko ...? You mean the little toys with the big head ...cant help think your having a laugh at my expense but hay as long as your into it I say this . If the head hits the spot I say go for it and don't look back or give it a second thought ever again
Pleasure is pleasure enjoy it while you can and in what ever form works best for you 
Funko |
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"Help you ...?
Monday is my butler's day off, Mondays are bothersome. Be a sport, and brush my teeth for me. There's a good chap.
I'll be thee in in a jiffy with the toothbrush a use for cleaning under the rim of the toilet with "
Meanie. |
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"Help?
I definitely need help...
I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory..
I've been writing messages in the stripes in the toothpaste but I don't think people are buying Glum toothpaste any longer...
Take your own destiny in your own hands FELLA ( wrote it in capitals because I know it annoys some people ) I did at the age of 27 when I left a very good paying job to do what I wanted to.do instead of what I had to do . never looked back since "
Assume I am the only one that read that book as a child.. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Help?
I definitely need help...
I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory..
I've been writing messages in the stripes in the toothpaste but I don't think people are buying Glum toothpaste any longer...
Take your own destiny in your own hands FELLA ( wrote it in capitals because I know it annoys some people ) I did at the age of 27 when I left a very good paying job to do what I wanted to.do instead of what I had to do . never looked back since
Assume I am the only one that read that book as a child.. "
Don't know what your getting at or trying to say but I can assure you. I left my good paying job at 27 one week after my last payment on my mortgage at the time to do something I wanted to do instead of something I had grown to hate by then .
Not bad for a kid born on a caravan site to a single parent . who was told at the age of 15 by his year head he would be in jail before he was 20 if he carried on with the attitude he had . |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Help?
I definitely need help...
I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory..
I've been writing messages in the stripes in the toothpaste but I don't think people are buying Glum toothpaste any longer...
Take your own destiny in your own hands FELLA ( wrote it in capitals because I know it annoys some people ) I did at the age of 27 when I left a very good paying job to do what I wanted to.do instead of what I had to do . never looked back since
Assume I am the only one that read that book as a child..
Don't know what your getting at or trying to say but I can assure you. I left my good paying job at 27 one week after my last payment on my mortgage at the time to do something I wanted to do instead of something I had grown to hate by then .
Not bad for a kid born on a caravan site to a single parent . who was told at the age of 15 by his year head he would be in jail before he was 20 if he carried on with the attitude he had ."
He was pretending to be a character from a book... |
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"Make a certain someone realise what he's missing out on.
So you want to use me for a bit of hay look what you could have if you pulled your finger put
Ok because you was totally up front about your motives I'm in should I bring a bottle of red or white with me "
Both |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank?
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think
Yep
I'm rapidly becoming a fan of yours my lovely please be warned I'm a very insatiable man when inspired by one such as you xxxxx"
I do like to try |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Make a certain someone realise what he's missing out on.
So you want to use me for a bit of hay look what you could have if you pulled your finger put
Ok because you was totally up front about your motives I'm in should I bring a bottle of red or white with me
Both "
Greedy girl I like |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank?
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think
Yep
I'm rapidly becoming a fan of yours my lovely please be warned I'm a very insatiable man when inspired by one such as you xxxxx
I do like to try "
Oh my god is it hot in here or what |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank?
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think
Yep
I'm rapidly becoming a fan of yours my lovely please be warned I'm a very insatiable man when inspired by one such as you xxxxx
I do like to try
Oh my god is it hot in here or what "
It's just you or maybe it's you thinking about the heat radiating off my spanked ass |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Repaper my dining room?
How did I miss this hangs head in shame
Oh I remember I got distracted by a troll
My wall papering skills are so so but if you play nice I will give it my bed oops I mean best shot
Wallpaper then spank?
Oh yes hanging one piece of wall paper equals a minute of spanking don't you think
Yep
I'm rapidly becoming a fan of yours my lovely please be warned I'm a very insatiable man when inspired by one such as you xxxxx
I do like to try
Oh my god is it hot in here or what
It's just you or maybe it's you thinking about the heat radiating off my spanked ass "
Did you say spanked ass that's it missy I'm packing my travel bag as I type this |
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