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over a year ago
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"You could just have 4 crumpets with all jam on one cheese on other etc etc
I can only manage two lol"
Same here actually ...so go for jam ... don't go for marmite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butter. Only butter. And lots of it so it drips through onto your plate. 
Then wipe the crumpet in the butter thats dripped through mmmm!"
And then run your fingers across the plate getting every last drop.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Butter. Only butter. And lots of it so it drips through onto your plate.
Then wipe the crumpet in the butter thats dripped through mmmm!
And then run your fingers across the plate getting every last drop. "
Will you think less of me if I then tongue the plate?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butter. Only butter. And lots of it so it drips through onto your plate.
Then wipe the crumpet in the butter thats dripped through mmmm!
And then run your fingers across the plate getting every last drop.
Will you think less of me if I then tongue the plate? "
I normally use my fingers first I wasn't going to mention what i like to do with my tongue. 
*I know. I need to stop this now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Butter. Only butter. And lots of it so it drips through onto your plate.
Then wipe the crumpet in the butter thats dripped through mmmm!
And then run your fingers across the plate getting every last drop.
Will you think less of me if I then tongue the plate?
I normally use my fingers first I wasn't going to mention what i like to do with my tongue.
*I know. I need to stop this now. "
It works for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had two giant crumpets with butter and homemade cherry jam I'm now rather sticky and unable to lever myself off the sofa
Damn you mr warburton  "
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