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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't know if there's any interest for it this year and it's very last minute but if people want to participate I'd be a willing organiser (unless that job has already been taken and I missed the thread).
If you wish to send a romantic/naughty poem to anybody in the forum send them to me and then I will post them anonymously in the final thread. Did I explain that right? 
Remember to say who it is for  . Send them to me by 8pm Monday night and I shall post the thread at some point on Tuesday. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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nobody is doing one so far as i know, i hinted a couple of times.
will send you something when i think of a poem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good plan RS xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good to see theres a bit of interest  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good to see theres a bit of interest x"
hope you liked my lil one I sent...hopefully it caused some wettage  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Good plan RS xxx"
not been anywhere, just had loads of bullshit to sort out and now becoming the most discreet person on fab, which -for anyone who knows me- must know it's hard.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good plan RS xxx
not been anywhere, just had loads of bullshit to sort out and now becoming the most discreet person on fab, which -for anyone who knows me- must know it's hard. "
Where would I be without you. Your perfectly indiscreet. xxx |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Good plan RS xxx
not been anywhere, just had loads of bullshit to sort out and now becoming the most discreet person on fab, which -for anyone who knows me- must know it's hard.
Where would I be without you. Your perfectly indiscreet. xxx"
lol, yes. and i really don't mind having herpes. sharing is caring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good plan RS xxx
not been anywhere, just had loads of bullshit to sort out and now becoming the most discreet person on fab, which -for anyone who knows me- must know it's hard.
Where would I be without you. Your perfectly indiscreet. xxx
lol, yes. and i really don't mind having herpes. sharing is caring. "
Bad girl. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Also, it goes without saying really, but its all confidential. No one will hear from me who sent the poems.
Will take filters down later on tonight |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Good plan RS xxx
not been anywhere, just had loads of bullshit to sort out and now becoming the most discreet person on fab, which -for anyone who knows me- must know it's hard.
Where would I be without you. Your perfectly indiscreet. xxx
lol, yes. and i really don't mind having herpes. sharing is caring.
Bad girl. Xxx"
haha, i'll stop joking about that right now. can imagine everyone is taking that seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It was fun last year so I'll join in again... |
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I couldn't do it this year cause I'm away on my holidays... Voddy said she might do it but I've not seen a thread yet either. There were billions last year though so prepare yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't do it this year cause I'm away on my holidays... Voddy said she might do it but I've not seen a thread yet either. There were billions last year though so prepare yourself! "
Id seen somewhere that you'd be away and were unable to do it ah I hope im not treading on her toes! I did think I may regret it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't do it this year cause I'm away on my holidays... Voddy said she might do it but I've not seen a thread yet either. There were billions last year though so prepare yourself!
Id seen somewhere that you'd be away and were unable to do it ah I hope im not treading on her toes! I did think I may regret it "
You've had yours already  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I sent a few last year. If my grumpiness subsides and I get bitten by inspiration I might have a few. They might not be sexy but they shall rhyme if I do. Unless I write a haiku or two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may be tempted if inspiration strikes |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
This is the only thread I have ever been mentioned on |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
I didn't have a specific recipient in mind but I wrote one over here https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/601922#message_12542081
A poem for everyone!  |
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"I couldn't do it this year cause I'm away on my holidays... Voddy said she might do it but I've not seen a thread yet either. There were billions last year though so prepare yourself!
Id seen somewhere that you'd be away and were unable to do it ah I hope im not treading on her toes! I did think I may regret it "
Nah I'm pretty sure she'll not give a hoot! Careful what you wish for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then I'll have a thunk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some one would have to go a long way to beat the last poem I got.
I'll play though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some one would have to go a long way to beat the last poem I got.
I'll play though "
Damn I won't bother then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will get my thinking cap on...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some one would have to go a long way to beat the last poem I got.
I'll play though "
haha careful...that might put you out of the game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some one would have to go a long way to beat the last poem I got.
I'll play though
Damn I won't bother then "
Fancy seeing you here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some one would have to go a long way to beat the last poem I got.
I'll play though
haha careful...that might put you out of the game "
Hahaha I'll take my chances |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And if anyone specifically wants one let me know.
And a poem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some People on here take things way too seriously they don't even have a clue |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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i want one, don't care who it's off. i never did find out who did mine last year. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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i've done one but can't send it you coz of filters, i am too old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP you have an amazing figure!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i've done one but can't send it you coz of filters, i am too old."
Sorry will adjust filters now x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Message filters lifted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP you have an amazing figure!!! "
Oh  thank you sweet x |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Message filters lifted "
thanks. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrr "
you hinting for one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If anyone would like to send a message but would like the recipient to remain anonymous, that's fine too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yayyy I loved last year's. I will think up some x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work in progress need to out do mrsmac |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh, I'm going to think of one. Or two. Undecided. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Work in progress need to out do mrsmac"
Errr. Maybe I haven't wrote one yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PB puts his thinking cap on... |
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"PB puts his thinking cap on..."
Flicks off cap, pinches arse and skedaddles |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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This was fun last year. I'm in |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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thanks for the one to my inbox. he knows who he is. |
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one? "
Never say never |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never "
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love poems if they're funny... Haha. Will send you one now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was fun last year so I'll join in again... "
This has been done before? Valentine's poems has completely passed me by. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thanks for the one to my inbox. he knows who he is. "
If he doesn't know who he is, he requires medical assistance. |
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now that would be fun. but I am cheap at writing poems  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"thanks for the one to my inbox. he knows who he is.
If he doesn't know who he is, he requires medical assistance."
i just enjoy using the fab cliches. but yeah he knows who he is. |
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now. "
Sweet talker you x |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now.
Sweet talker you x"
gotta say i am proud of what i've written.  |
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now.
Sweet talker you x
gotta say i am proud of what i've written. "
I get as far as roses are red |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now.
Sweet talker you x
gotta say i am proud of what i've written.
I get as far as roses are red "
i used that too, and they are yellow. might as well say coz you will guess it was me who wrote it anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh i have a poem in mind....who should I send it too tho?! |
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"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now.
Sweet talker you x
gotta say i am proud of what i've written.
I get as far as roses are red
i used that too, and they are yellow. might as well say coz you will guess it was me who wrote it anyway. "
That and it being the only 1 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
The forumers are horny
Who fancies an orgy? |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
The forumers are horny
Who fancies an orgy?"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take your clothes off
And let me lick you |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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I'm sure I can manage a 'roses are red' poem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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https://youtu.be/PRKGdM4atf8 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get on the bed
I want to tease you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, rubbish at writing poems though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Valentines day - no thanks
Poems - no thanks
I'm out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Valentines day - no thanks
Poems - no thanks
I'm out "
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration??"
Yes that would be good I've tried looking but cant find it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in........... sarcastically of course |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration??
Yes that would be good I've tried looking but cant find it "
Me too.. maybe DG can help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Bacon taste nice
Bacon
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bump bump bump |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration??
Yes that would be good I've tried looking but cant find it
Me too.. maybe DG can help?"
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474304 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration??
Yes that would be good I've tried looking but cant find it
Me too.. maybe DG can help?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474304"
Thank you |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration??
Yes that would be good I've tried looking but cant find it
Me too.. maybe DG can help?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474304"
Brilliant thanks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww I loved the one someone did for me last year. I shall have to get thinking!
Should we share last year's for inspiration??
Yes that would be good I've tried looking but cant find it
Me too.. maybe DG can help?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474247
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/474304
Brilliant thanks xx"
I was lucky enough to have a couple of lovely ones last year |
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Hmm will have to see if I can get my creative juices flowing..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are ok
Violets are fine
You be the 6
I'll be the 9 |
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I've got the first line....
I'd savour you like a single malt whisky there
.... Can't think of the next few lines yet.... Or who to send it to
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got the first line....
I'd savour you like a single malt whisky there
.... Can't think of the next few lines yet.... Or who to send it to
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Its a good start to be fair. I've also got my thinking cap on |
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Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If you take it up the shitter
You're definitely a keeper.
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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted "
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Open your legs
So I can spread maple syrup on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, I've just thought of a cute tongue in cheek verse... I'll refine it & see if I'm brave enough. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted "
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"I've got the first line....
I'd savour you like a single malt whisky there
.... Can't think of the next few lines yet.... Or who to send it to
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I may be slow on the uptake today..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump "
That a subtle hint that you want one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump
That a subtle hint that you want one? "
More a hint about my own awesome poetic prowess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump
That a subtle hint that you want one? "
I'd like one.
*a not so subtle hint |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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if anyone wants me to write one on their behalf i will have a go. gimme an idea what you want to say. you don't have to use what i come up with, i just like writing poems.
"Errrrrrr
you hinting for one?
Never say never
fine. got at least 2 more to write out now.
Sweet talker you x
gotta say i am proud of what i've written.
I get as far as roses are red
i used that too, and they are yellow. might as well say coz you will guess it was me who wrote it anyway. "
you never know, but i am not writing you another lol. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I've come up with a couple but I'm stuck on how to finish the third and which to go for... OP, can we send multiple? They are all in different forms so I'm hoping that's ok. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump
That a subtle hint that you want one?
More a hint about my own awesome poetic prowess "
It's getting competitive now? Good good.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump
That a subtle hint that you want one?
I'd like one.
*a not so subtle hint "
Thinking cap is on. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've come up with a couple but I'm stuck on how to finish the third and which to go for... OP, can we send multiple? They are all in different forms so I'm hoping that's ok."
I hope so. Once I start I tend to get on a roll. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think anyone will write one for me though, but if I have any secret admirers... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've come up with a couple but I'm stuck on how to finish the third and which to go for... OP, can we send multiple? They are all in different forms so I'm hoping that's ok."
Yes that's fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red my name isn't Dave this poem makes no sense.....microwave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine aren't very good! My mind has gone blank  |
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1 I received last year really spooked me!!!
JG x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you to those that have set theirs in so far. Your recipients are very lucky
Remember if anyone wishes to participate, please send your poems to me by 8pm tomorrow. I may stretch the time a bit if that's going to be tricky for anyone. Lets see how it goes |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Thank you to those that have set theirs in so far. Your recipients are very lucky
Remember if anyone wishes to participate, please send your poems to me by 8pm tomorrow. I may stretch the time a bit if that's going to be tricky for anyone. Lets see how it goes "
thanks for doing it for us. hope your inbox isn't too cluttered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you to those that have set theirs in so far. Your recipients are very lucky
Remember if anyone wishes to participate, please send your poems to me by 8pm tomorrow. I may stretch the time a bit if that's going to be tricky for anyone. Lets see how it goes
thanks for doing it for us. hope your inbox isn't too cluttered. "
Im coping at the moment.. I just keep moving them to my saved messages as I receive them so it'll be easy to copy and paste it on valentines day |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Thank you to those that have set theirs in so far. Your recipients are very lucky
Remember if anyone wishes to participate, please send your poems to me by 8pm tomorrow. I may stretch the time a bit if that's going to be tricky for anyone. Lets see how it goes
thanks for doing it for us. hope your inbox isn't too cluttered.
Im coping at the moment.. I just keep moving them to my saved messages as I receive them so it'll be easy to copy and paste it on valentines day "
yeah that's a good idea. i'm looking forward to seeing the thread already. |
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over a year ago
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I'm on a roll at the moment. Any other requests and I'll see how long it keeps working. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm on a roll at the moment. Any other requests and I'll see how long it keeps working."
Send as many as you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm on a roll at the moment. Any other requests and I'll see how long it keeps working.
Send as many as you like "
2 work in progress at the mo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm rubbish at poems...can I just send Valentines kisses & licks instead?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bump |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I can't finish one still! Woe is me. |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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Do they have to be in the "roses are red, violets are rhyming-word" format? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I may have been inspired. Hopefully not too effusive though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do they have to be in the "roses are red, violets are rhyming-word" format?"
They can be any format you like. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Do they have to be in the "roses are red, violets are rhyming-word" format?"
Nah, I've gone limerick, haiku and sonnet currently. |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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"Do they have to be in the "roses are red, violets are rhyming-word" format?
Nah, I've gone limerick, haiku and sonnet currently. "
A haiku Meli?
I always struggle with those.
I am most impressed.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Do they have to be in the "roses are red, violets are rhyming-word" format?
Nah, I've gone limerick, haiku and sonnet currently.
A haiku Meli?
I always struggle with those.
I am most impressed.
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You really should just fuck me already |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do they have to be in the "roses are red, violets are rhyming-word" format?
Nah, I've gone limerick, haiku and sonnet currently. "
I don't even know what style mine is... but it rhymes and I rarely write a rhyme  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh! I forgot about this whole thing. I'll have to give it some thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm still struggling to write me own |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still struggling to write me own "
My own* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might do this. I'm in.
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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"You really should just fuck me already "
I attemped a sonnet but couldn't.
Fourteen lines and I failed to write any.
Maybe fall back on a limerick? I shouldn't...
Of those I just write too many.
The minutes tick by and I'm sat at a loss.
Leaving the last message there unreplied.
If I tarry much longer I'll start growing moss.
Maybe she'll just think I died.
It's almost two hours, still nothing. Man...
Whatever I do must be quick.
Inspiration strikes and I have a plan
A two-sentence rhyme; that's the trick!
This may seem rude but I'll push my luck.
If you're ever in Wrexham, would you fancy a fuck?
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You really should just fuck me already
If you're ever in Wrexham, would you fancy a fuck?
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Fancy a fuck? Well I've never
received such an invite so clever,
I'll say yes please
And refrain from tease
And to Wrexham I shall endeavour.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've decided to move the "deadline" to 11pm tonight as I'll have free time in the morning to sort the poems.
Excellent efforts so far I must say
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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Roses are red, violets are blue, bend over dear I’ve some love juice for you. |
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Roses are red Violets are blue
I knew that, did you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just one more bump |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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I think I spent all my creative juices too early.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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bum p. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for sending your poems everyone, I shall now begin ordering them ready for the thread tomorrow.
If there are any that wanted to write one, I could probably include them too as long as I have them fairly early tomorrow. |
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There's 1 or 2 I'd send 1 to but I'm crap at it and well they know anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for sending your poems everyone, I shall now begin ordering them ready for the thread tomorrow.
If there are any that wanted to write one, I could probably include them too as long as I have them fairly early tomorrow."
Fantastic effort lovely - thank you for organising this |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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think i'm done anyway, was gonna write a few more but someone distracted my creativity with the promise of sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"think i'm done anyway, was gonna write a few more but someone distracted my creativity with the promise of sex."
Its not too late if youd still like to write a few more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's 1 or 2 I'd send 1 to but I'm crap at it and well they know anyway "
I think you should |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm trying to right one for a guy but am getting tounge tied |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks for sending your poems everyone, I shall now begin ordering them ready for the thread tomorrow.
If there are any that wanted to write one, I could probably include them too as long as I have them fairly early tomorrow.
Fantastic effort lovely - thank you for organising this "
Not at all its been a pleasure reading them |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"think i'm done anyway, was gonna write a few more but someone distracted my creativity with the promise of sex.
Its not too late if youd still like to write a few more "
do want to, but my flow has upped and left. curse my sex drive and it's fixation on willies and cum... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good morning, Happy Valentine's Day you beautiful people
Currently putting all the poems into one documemt. I will post them as soon as I've finished |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Thanks for the hard work OP. I like formatting documents but it must have been a right pain having all that in your inbox the last few days. Kudos. |
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By *idan31Man
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love tits
Tits tits tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks for the hard work OP. I like formatting documents but it must have been a right pain having all that in your inbox the last few days. Kudos."
Its been a little crazy but its been good to have an excuse to ignore the fancy a fuck messages |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Thank you OP for everything you've done - it's genuinely appreciated. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok all done, I don't think there's as many as last year here, but thank you all for sending them in.
Please double check that any poems you sent are there (just in case I've missed one somewhere). If I have I'll sort it ASAP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are lame,
Violets are fickle,
Bend over the table,
And I'll give you a tickle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is your daddy
And what does he do |
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