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New competition.. The Fantasy Swinging League
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by Kevs new mankini (to be fair, I needed a vehicle so that I can transfer list him for wearing such a daft outfit), I've come up with The Fantasy Swinging League. It's similar to those fantasy football things you see but the teams are already defined - Dorises -v- Pussy Posse.
Pussy Posse members award points for:
* best male avatar (3 categories: ass, cock, bod)
* best male post
and deduct points for:
* worst male avatar (just 1 general category cos if you girls don't like some guy's cock I ain't fookin looking at it either!)
* worst male post
(we pretty much know who is posting when it comes to couples so treat them accordingly, but beware.. some may post in their partner's style to catch you out!;-))
Similarly, Doris members award points for:
* best tits, ass, bod
* best post
Deduct points for:
* worst post
(prob best not deduct points for worst bod cos I like my nuts hanging exactly where they are tyvm) 
In extreme cases, and this is where Kev comes into play, members can be transfer listed for a period of one week if they bring shame on their own team BY WEARING A FOOKIN MANKINI for example! 
Having said that, I hereby award the Dorises 10 points purely on the basis that Kev put the frickin thing on and stood still long enough for a photo to be taken. 
I also award 10 points to Kev for getting a fuck load of women panting all at the same time. What a guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having said that, I hereby award the Dorises 10 points purely on the basis that Kev put the frickin thing on and stood still long enough for a photo to be taken. "
Seriously, if you were wearing what Kev was wearing, would you want to be moving about much?! I expect the arrangement of parts was precarious enough without him trying to leap about! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"could I take a degree in nuclear physics instead?"
That's beyond the scope of this competition plus I'd hate you to feel isolated. 5 points for originality though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having said that, I hereby award the Dorises 10 points purely on the basis that Kev put the frickin thing on and stood still long enough for a photo to be taken.
Seriously, if you were wearing what Kev was wearing, would you want to be moving about much?! I expect the arrangement of parts was precarious enough without him trying to leap about!"
I suspect he looked like someone in suspenders animation, too afraid to move for fear of cutting off his .. um... circulation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"does this mean i have to change avatar again  "
nahhh dont change the avatars...just send me filthy pics....pussyposse please...I dont need more cock pics!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"does this mean i have to change avatar again
nahhh dont change the avatars...just send me filthy pics....pussyposse please...I dont need more cock pics!!!"
Ooops too late a pic of Robs cock is on the way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im confused lol
Me too, I think we need to know how the fantasy football thing works to know how this works "
It's simple. No rules apart from those listed in the OP regards what you're voting on. No prizes except those you make privately with the people you're pervi.. um.. voting for.
Just award points for what you like and deduct for things you don't like. I'll try my best to tot them up each week.
Should be a giggle if nothing else. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We need to see some decent Pussy Posse avatars for voting purposes
That's just a blatant attempt to get all the women to post tits and ass pics... "
-5 points for seeing through our cunning plan!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"does this mean i have to change avatar again
nahhh dont change the avatars...just send me filthy pics....pussyposse please...I dont need more cock pics!!!
Ooops too late a pic of Robs cock is on the way "
I dont mind if its a pic of robs cock...in ur pussy honeypot lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wishywashy, you know this is so not fair cos I will win the worst of everything, even in the doris section xxxx"
Fear not. I think we can come up with a booby prize for you. hehehe
Plus ya avatar is 'stimulating' so you must be due some points for that. I'll let the soapster decide how many.
{pictures _muma with soapster's arm wrenched behind his back, hissing, "gimme the points ya git or it's pain time!".. and soapster replies with, "Oh goody, no points for you then sweetness!"} |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes off to perv lots of profiles.....
but only for the purpose of this competition of course
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13 minutes later and ur still on mine...are u wanking at my pics!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wishywashy, you know this is so not fair cos I will win the worst of everything, even in the doris section xxxx
Fear not. I think we can come up with a booby prize for you. hehehe
Plus ya avatar is 'stimulating' so you must be due some points for that. I'll let the soapster decide how many.
{pictures _muma with soapster's arm wrenched
behind his back, hissing, "gimme the points ya git or it's pain time!".. and soapster replies with, "Oh goody, no points for you then sweetness!"} "
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm glad it's not just me that doesn't understand this!
Then again, I've never been part of a fantasy football thingy, so maybe that's the problem.
My fantasies involve may things but so far football hasn't featured. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"wishywashy, you know this is so not fair cos I will win the worst of everything, even in the doris section xxxx
Fear not. I think we can come up with a booby prize for you. hehehe
Plus ya avatar is 'stimulating' so you must be due some points for that. I'll let the soapster decide how many.
{pictures _muma with soapster's arm wrenched behind his back, hissing, "gimme the points ya git or it's pain time!".. and soapster replies with, "Oh goody, no points for you then sweetness!"} "
**puts heels back on, kicks bubbles's step ladder away and heads towards wishaywashy to wreak vengeance (and a shag)** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so i get points for perving pics , say for example PPs butt pics.. or he gets the points cos i am perving??????"
Uh huh, you score the ones you like and minus score the ones you dont.
Trying to get some cross gender pervin going on after all the negs we've had these past couple of days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wishywashy, you know this is so not fair cos I will win the worst of everything, even in the doris section xxxx
Fear not. I think we can come up with a booby prize for you. hehehe
Plus ya avatar is 'stimulating' so you must be due some points for that. I'll let the soapster decide how many.
{pictures _muma with soapster's arm wrenched behind his back, hissing, "gimme the points ya git or it's pain time!".. and soapster replies with, "Oh goody, no points for you then sweetness!"}
**puts heels back on, kicks bubbles's step ladder away and heads towards wishaywashy to wreak vengeance (and a shag)** "
{wishy perks up @ shag} |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"wishywashy, you know this is so not fair cos I will win the worst of everything, even in the doris section xxxx
Fear not. I think we can come up with a booby prize for you. hehehe
Plus ya avatar is 'stimulating' so you must be due some points for that. I'll let the soapster decide how many.
{pictures _muma with soapster's arm wrenched behind his back, hissing, "gimme the points ya git or it's pain time!".. and soapster replies with, "Oh goody, no points for you then sweetness!"}
**puts heels back on, kicks bubbles's step ladder away and heads towards wishaywashy to wreak vengeance (and a shag)**
{wishy perks up @ shag} "
about fooking time!!!!  |
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"I'm glad it's not just me that doesn't understand this!
Then again, I've never been part of a fantasy football thingy, so maybe that's the problem.
My fantasies involve may things but so far football hasn't featured."
you have to use your imagination ,there lots of groin strains need rubbing evidently |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I'm glad it's not just me that doesn't understand this!
Then again, I've never been part of a fantasy football thingy, so maybe that's the problem.
My fantasies involve may things but so far football hasn't featured.
you have to use your imagination ,there lots of groin strains need rubbing evidently "
and after the strains there will be stains!! |
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"I'm glad it's not just me that doesn't understand this!
Then again, I've never been part of a fantasy football thingy, so maybe that's the problem.
My fantasies involve may things but so far football hasn't featured.
you have to use your imagination ,there lots of groin strains need rubbing evidently
and after the strains there will be stains!! "
probably you do seem to be getting excited |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I'm glad it's not just me that doesn't understand this!
Then again, I've never been part of a fantasy football thingy, so maybe that's the problem.
My fantasies involve may things but so far football hasn't featured.
you have to use your imagination ,there lots of groin strains need rubbing evidently
and after the strains there will be stains!!
probably you do seem to be getting excited "
home alone PD, so nae excitement here!!! (just laughter at Kev) xx |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Goes off to perv lots of profiles.....
but only for the purpose of this competition of course
13 minutes later and ur still on mine...are u wanking at my pics!!!!!"
lol damn caught again...took me 15 minutes and 18 seconds to be precise |
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