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The Heady Scent of Revolution Is Upon Us
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All the recent argy-bargy threads on here of late got me wondering why we're all being so aggressive at the moment. And I reckon I sussed it!
It's coz the Tories won the Norwich by-election! The scent of revolution is in the air and we're all getting d*unk on it's perfume!
Brown is the last man batting, he's the hapless goalkeeper trying to keep two attackers from dribbling past him to score, he's the little kid holding the rubgy ball and 8 opposing 17-stone forwards are about to mash him into the ground!
The blkues are getting ready to sweep into power and we all want a piece of the action! We're sizing each other up and taking aim. We're gonna shoot down anyone who stands in our way.
* Anyone fancy a shag?
How did that slip in, ffs - I'm trying to be Che Geuvara here - fookin labido, shut up will ya!
Aaaaaanyway, you're not allowed to post on MY thread unless you're a Tory supporter. hehehe... the touch paper is Blue and it has been lit, stand back.
* Anyone fancy a shag?
Oi! I just bloody told you to button it pal!!!
Cameron for President!!!
Er.. sorry, this isn't America is it?
* Anyone fancy a shag?
You say that one more time and we're gonna fall out mate!!
Down with Blair.
* He's gone already ya twat!
Oh yeah, so he has. Down with Mandelson then!!!
* He ain't PM ya muppet!
You sure?
* Yup, he's Minister for Corrupt Labour Fatcats or sommat. Fancy a shag?
Oh ok, come on then, you n me, upstairs in the toilet, now!
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"Well i dont know whats happening but i wish it would bloody stop. Starting to wear a bit thin now
Are you a Tory supporter?  "
He he he i hate to think what political parties come out on here now. I figure a large no of the late Lord Such supporters though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""do wa diddy diddy dum didi dooooo"
i liked that one too "
Ahem!!.. Steward! Eject the young lady with the red bra on please. Blue bras only allowed on MY thread. Go on, out you go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i aint got a blue one, the colour clashes with me nipples "
Peek-a-boo bras are most DEF not allowed!!! It winds people up and makes them aggressive and we can't have that. It's blue bra or no bra. Come on, off with it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oy Wishy, fancy a shag?"
I'll just input your details into ym labido.... tap tap tap tap tap,
Enter
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waits
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waits
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waits
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Labido says Yes. Geremoff then, but you gotta dye your pubes Blue! hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oy Wishy, fancy a shag?
I'll just input your details into ym labido.... tap tap tap tap tap,
Enter
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waits
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waits
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waits
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Labido says Yes. Geremoff then, but you gotta dye your pubes Blue! hehe "
erm pubes?....shit Huston we have a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well i dont know whats happening but i wish it would bloody stop. Starting to wear a bit thin now"
you have insulted me with that comment on wearing a bit "thin".....lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there she was just walking down the street, singing
doo wa diddi diddy dum diddi doo...
great blue scourer just dripping on her feet....
singing do wa diddi didi dum didi doooo" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""there she was just walking down the street, singing
doo wa diddi diddy dum diddi doo...
great blue scourer just dripping on her feet....
singing do wa diddi didi dum didi doooo""
LMFAO |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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""there she was just walking down the street, singing
doo wa diddi diddy dum diddi doo...
great blue scourer just dripping on her feet....
singing do wa diddi didi dum didi doooo"
LMFAO"
but did she look good, look fine as she was singing.........?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If we're starting a new political party here I wanna be the spin doctor!  "
It's called The Standing at the back looking like I've got a bigun Party!
Our manifesto is a simple one.
Each new member has to expose his or her genitals to the first person of the opposite sex they see after joining and say, "I've got a bigun! Let's cop a gander at yours!"
Then you have to run away yelling 'Vote for me, Vote for me, I've got huge bazoomas/balls!*'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not a Tory, But I tryed to join the BNP, but they didn't seem to aprove of my polish wife ....
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How you rub your missus up is your business.... oh, I see, you mean Polish, as in from Poland.. rightie ho hehehe |
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