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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

yes=no no=yes maybe=no ........... I'm sorry = you ll be sorry.......... we need = i want ................... its your decision = The correct decision should be the obvious by now. Do what u want = you ll pay for this later .............................. . We need to talk = I need to complain.. Sure go ahead = I don't want u to ..... I'm not upset = of course I'm upset u moron ! Your so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Ill be ready in a minute = kick off Ur shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me ...........

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes=no no=yes maybe=no ........... I'm sorry = you ll be sorry.......... we need = i want ................... its your decision = The correct decision should be the obvious by now. Do what u want = you ll pay for this later .............................. . We need to talk = I need to complain.. Sure go ahead = I don't want u to ..... I'm not upset = of course I'm upset u moron ! Your so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Ill be ready in a minute = kick off Ur shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me ...........

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

I say exactly what I mean, and mean what I say.

You sound really bitter.

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

I say exactly what I mean, and mean what I say.

You sound really bitter."

We second that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

are u for real its a bit of fun do u have no humor

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

I say exactly what I mean, and mean what I say.

You sound really bitter."

I assume with all the smilies he was making a joke...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are u for real its a bit of fun do u have no humor

Sheesh, you really didn't take on board anything that was said to you in last night's rant, did you?

Humour is for things that are actually funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Bitter? its a joke!

Im sure most people have read the same in plenty of different places

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

yes it is just a joke a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

I say exactly what I mean, and mean what I say.

You sound really bitter.

I assume with all the smilies he was making a joke..."

He posted a huge rant about how nice guys finish last last night which was a real pity party.

Having been roundly slated in that he's now trying to vent his frustrations with women by trying to make it look like a joke.

And, as someone who says what they mean, I find it offensive.

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By *hiz2112Man over a year ago

south wales and gloucestershire

agree its just a joke ,give the guy a break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After last night's thread, he gets no sympathy from me.

This is just another attack on women because he can't accept that the problems he's having getting meets are down to him. Now it's that women can't communicate honestly.

I assume everyone who actual thinks he meant this as a joke missed last night's thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thank you it is just a joke nothing more

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I assume everyone who actual thinks he meant this as a joke missed last night's thread."

No I saw it. I also saw that he was advised to try and join in on the forums and I assumed thats what he was trying to do.

I didnt see any bitterness in his post but obviously you interpreted it differently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are u for real its a bit of fun do u have no humor

I have plenty of humour. I just don't take it from the 1976 Bumper Book of Lame Male Stereotype Jokes about Women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last night was last night and today is today, he may have cum last night and now is feeling light hearted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

fair point again is nothing more than a bit of fun sorry that offends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After last night's thread, he gets no sympathy from me.

This is just another attack on women because he can't accept that the problems he's having getting meets are down to him. Now it's that women can't communicate honestly.

I assume everyone who actual thinks he meant this as a joke missed last night's thread."

I read last nights thread.... now I'm seeing this guy take some of the advice he got and he is now trying to have a bit of a laugh and get himself known.

I really don't see the point in dragging last night's thread up to be honest

OP... I'm a woman, I don't understand me so I can't help you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

it is just a joke a bit of fun i will be putting up a men's English in a bit to

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"After last night's thread, he gets no sympathy from me.

This is just another attack on women because he can't accept that the problems he's having getting meets are down to him. Now it's that women can't communicate honestly.

I assume everyone who actual thinks he meant this as a joke missed last night's thread.

I read last nights thread.... now I'm seeing this guy take some of the advice he got and he is now trying to have a bit of a laugh and get himself known.

I really don't see the point in dragging last night's thread up to be honest

OP... I'm a woman, I don't understand me so I can't help you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi sumguy, if you ever get married, you'll quickly learn the lingo, it's all part of male self preservation

one of the biggest traits to pick up though, is to learn to "cock a deafun'"

Us blokes are pretty simple animals, but we're not as daft as they think we are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

was a bit of fun and a joke sorry if it offends people but then any joke will offend some one

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By *opeye-OliveCouple over a year ago

worcester

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

You need to read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" Everything will become clear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

will see if i can get a copy sorry if i have offended u tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"was a bit of fun and a joke sorry if it offends people but then any joke will offend some one

there's no need to apologise, you've done nothing wrong, it's a public forum, you wont please everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pssst...

If ya gonna post a list of jokes, please separate them with a line break as I just couldn't be arsed to read through a long passage of text. Even more so given your inimitable style of writing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*shrug*

I think it's amusingly ironic that the "joke" asks women to say what they mean and then the OP gets upset when I was straight about what I thought.

Clearly men's English should include "tell me what you mean" = "tell me only what I want to hear"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" Everything will become clear

I've got that. It's a good read actually. Made me think about a couple of things, and made me show Siren a couple of things with the added comment, "Oi! You really need to read this!!"

She told me to fook off though as it was her book originally and I'd absconded with it to my 'cave' (the khazi, basically)

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd absconded with it to my 'cave' (the khazi, basically)

Now that made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*shrug*

I think it's amusingly ironic that the "joke" asks women to say what they mean and then the OP gets upset when I was straight about what I thought.

Clearly men's English should include "tell me what you mean" = "tell me only what I want to hear""

I think its more than obvious that you've got bit of a downer on the bloke because of last night's postings. Everyone deserves a second chance and it was me who told him to join in on other threads and that's what he's doing. There have been dozens of 'have a dig at women/men' joke threads on here and they've all been taken in the good humour in which they were intended.

Give him a break, or if not, maybe let him be huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i cant win

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

No wonder you don't have any picture on your profile. You must be scared you'd get strung up starting chats like this

Life is too short to be unhappy, I always say what I mean and give people the choice to stay or go.

You should try it instead of wingeing!

Mi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

it was a bit of fun and i don't have pictures up because some people will be nasty and personal yet they are the first to complain if it is done to them but sorey i offend u

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

Don't be sorry, get even!

I've heard that book is good but you can get the men's dictionary guide to understanding women too.

Starts with a basic guide of words and phrases for men like 'sorry' at the beginning right through to the end where it finishes with 'You are always right'

What ever you do don't try multi tasking, wouldn't want you to do yourself an injury! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya need to stop apologising pal. You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you'll never please all of the people all of the time.

Sheesh! not even had a beer yet and it hurt me brain reading that back to myself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm shore you would be more than happy for me to injure myself

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm shore you would be more than happy for me to injure myself

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i cant win

Chin up my man. This site is no different to any other collection of the people out there, you'll get some that will agree, some that will disagree, some that will take comments in the nature in which they're intended and those that will dissect any comment made. It's called "LIFE" mate, we all have the choice to join in or ignore.

Welcome to the forums mate, and hope to see you around more often.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

sumguy,

Look at things this way. You had a moan about something last night (and I read it too!) and you rubbed some people's backs up!

It happens. These are Forum Pages; you say what you want, and it will either be accepted or it won't. There will always be someone who doesn't approve to your way of thinking, but that's life.

Move on from last night; it's done and dusted and if anyone still wants to whinge at it, let them!

Just... stop apologising! It is ok to say it once, maybe twice, but repeating yourself over and over, is a tad OTT.

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

It would take alot to offend me.

Like others have said you won't please everyone all of the time, stop apologising and have a laugh.

Mi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thank you but in the real world i am allowed to fight back here i am not

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

I'm sure you've not been tied up and hands stopped from using your keyboard? Or are your hands now busy doing other things and a bit sticky? Lol

Type back and fight back, it's only a bit of fun

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha"

Ahh!! I see you've fallen for our psychological trap!

We guys actually let you think that you're letting us know that we men can win!

Now, runs for cover, to hide from feminine wrath!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fair point again is nothing more than a bit of fun sorry that offends

what you saying sorry for,its a joke.

if people dont like it and take issue then tuff titty on them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha"

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I am beginning to think the OP has a problem with women and is using this site for snarks and sideswipes, if his past posts are anything to go by.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Refered...... Doh.

Well, we can't all be perfect.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

Bloody Typical!

Only a Woman could think that one up.... and believe it too!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

Bloody Typical!

Only a Woman could think that one up.... and believe it too!

I would practice it if only I could just work out exactly which bit Im supposed to reverse...

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

Bloody Typical!

Only a Woman could think that one up.... and believe it too!

I would practice it if only I could just work out exactly which bit Im supposed to reverse...

Now, would that be the same thought line process that is used when women try to reverse a car?

If so, to quote Private Fraser, "We're Dooooomed!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

Bloody Typical!

Only a Woman could think that one up.... and believe it too!

Who are you calling a woman?

*goes off to check gonads still present and correct*

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

Hey Genguy I bet you wear the skirt.. I mena trousers in your house? Lol

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

Look Genguy a women's english is one thing but leave the driving out of it! Lol

I'm such a bloke when driving and would have to probably agree with you for the most part with some women drivers...especially my sister

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Hey Genguy I bet you wear the skirt.. I mean trousers in your house? Lol"

I may be a Scot, but you do NOT call a Kilt a "skirt".

Ruddy Sassenachs!

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

Bloody Typical!

Only a Woman could think that one up.... and believe it too!

Who are you calling a woman?

*goes off to check gonads still present and correct*

And are they?

Sorry, thought it must be a female comment!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

5.Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

6.Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

8.Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

No, no...

*sighs patiently and explains...*

You practice the reversed art of reversed reversed psychology re-reversed...

**RUNS**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Genguy I bet you wear the skirt.. I mean trousers in your house? Lol

I may be a Scot, but you do NOT call a Kilt a "skirt".

Ruddy Sassenachs!

And just to confirm, nothing is worn under a kilt (as it never gets the opportunity

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"After last night's thread, he gets no sympathy from me.

This is just another attack on women because he can't accept that the problems he's having getting meets are down to him. Now it's that women can't communicate honestly.

I assume everyone who actual thinks he meant this as a joke missed last night's thread."

I didn't miss the thread but can still take this one in the way it was intended i.e. as a joke, just the same as women make jokes about men with "man flu", "men not being able to multi-task", etc, etc

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By *i_sSwingWoman over a year ago

Any place 4 the right Person

If I didn't like your genius so much I would slate you.

Pretty good.. you are obviously an expert on women.... not

Go on guess, what I'm thinking now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the same as women make jokes about men with "man flu", "men not being able to multi-task", etc, etc

Those aren't jokes, they're genuine observations!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

No, no...

*sighs patiently and explains...*

You practice the reversed art of reversed reversed psychology re-reversed...

**RUNS**

My head hurts...

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

5.Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

You forgot 2 more!

"How does this blouse/skirt/dress etc look on me??"

This means I want your honest opinion, but regardless of how positive you sound, it will still be wrong!

Secondly, when she asks, "Does my bum look big in this?"

This means, "Danger!" Don't reply to this in the response I heard one guy give... "Compared to what???" I think he's about a couple of feet shorter now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

No, no...

*sighs patiently and explains...*

You practice the reversed art of reversed reversed psychology re-reversed...

**RUNS**

My head hurts..."

Not as much as my legs...

Can I stop running yet...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

No, no...

*sighs patiently and explains...*

You practice the reversed art of reversed reversed psychology re-reversed...

**RUNS**

Check out post 4 above yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1.Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3.Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4.Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

5.Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

7.Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

I don't which is the more scary: that there is a list, or that the list is very bloody accurate!

And how they all link back to #1 eventually. It's SO true!!

I would add another caveat though:

When a woman gives you a multiple choice answer question, the correct answer is: If one of the choices pisses you off darling, I pick the other one.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Ahhhh, but what we fail to tell you is we practice an art revered to as "reversed reverse psychology"

No, no...

*sighs patiently and explains...*

You practice the reversed art of reversed reversed psychology re-reversed...

**RUNS**

Perfect answer! Just perfection

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"the same as women make jokes about men with "man flu", "men not being able to multi-task", etc, etc

Those aren't jokes, they're genuine observations!

I could be quite offended by you saying that you know - so please stop!

On the other hand I could just be having a joke with you, who knows?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on guess, what I'm thinking now?

You're probably wondering if his testicles would look good as earrings but then decided that you have nothing to wear to match them so you'd best go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After last night's thread, he gets no sympathy from me.

This is just another attack on women because he can't accept that the problems he's having getting meets are down to him. Now it's that women can't communicate honestly.

I assume everyone who actual thinks he meant this as a joke missed last night's thread."

I have to say, when I read the OP I thought exactly as you did, about last night's posts and this one.

I've read this thread to the end and seen comments made by others, and still come to the same conclusion.

This thread reads like his previous thread. The smiley's don't make any difference to me, but hey ho - we all interpret things differently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

was a joke a bit off fun but u think what you like i give up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"will see if i can get a copy sorry if i have offended u tho "

only thing u done wrong is to keep saying sorry !!!!! i thought it was funny made me smile and thats the 1st time today !!! well done lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thank you lmfao as far as saying sorry goes well if i do I'm wrong if don't I'm wrong hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thank you lmfao as far as saying sorry goes well if i do I'm wrong if don't I'm wrong hahahahaha

wouldn't worry about it ya damned if ya do and ya damned if ya dont lol most forums posts we post on seem to die straight after hmmm maybe someone tryign to tell us something or maybe we bore other ppl any ways im happy posting and singing a song to me self in me head... cant please everyone so give up on that one do what makes u happy n b ya self !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thanks will try harder lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you not know ur a single male ur ment to bust a gut and then still get slated for trying lmao so yes try sodding harder lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lmfao bust a gut done try harder done trying harder well im trying hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lmfao bust a gut done try harder done trying harder well im trying hahaha

keep trying, they will warm t'ya in time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thank you

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Lady's u can help us guys out tell us what u mean wear all ears

You need to read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" Everything will become clear

especially chapter 14 lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thanks all ready been told to read it I'm just here for my friends tho and to kill time but thank you any way

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"Men don't ever win where women are concerned...we just let you think that you do! Ha ha Ha"

And we let you think that the outcome is not the one we actually wanted anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"are u for real its a bit of fun do u have no humor

I have plenty of humour. I just don't take it from the 1976 Bumper Book of Lame Male Stereotype Jokes about Women. "

huh there have been plenty of those on the forums that have not been slated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Refered...... Doh.

Well, we can't all be perfect.

nope, but most of us should probs be "referred"

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"thanks all ready been told to read it I'm just here for my friends tho and to kill time but thank you any way

its a good read and you do learn a lot about the opposite sex ..well i did ..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

personally i think that there are a lot of people on here intent on finding the bad in people rather than seeing what is in front of their eyes!!

ok last night he had a rant, i would say the majority of people on here have posted a rant thread before - i know i have, but that doesnt mean that EVERY thread i have posted since has been a rant or a dig or me having an issue with men/couples etc

seems a same that the OP's cards have been marked so early on

i ready it as a joke, i knew it was a joke the second i read the title. There have been loads of joke threads similar to this aimed at the differences between men and women and i dont recall the OP of those threads being accused of being bitter and twisted at the time, but then maybe we all fancied those OP's??!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely. Good post. x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Absolutely. Good post. x"

despite all the typo's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"personally i think that there are a lot of people on here intent on finding the bad in people rather than seeing what is in front of their eyes!!

seems a same that the OP's cards have been marked so early on

we definately need a thumbs up emote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely. Good post. x

despite all the typo's

We all do them. I never point out people typos as I never know if they have dyslexia or something. If I can understand what's been said I'll comment, if not, I'll scratch me head and think about it lol

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"personally i think that there are a lot of people on here intent on finding the bad in people rather than seeing what is in front of their eyes!!

seems a same that the OP's cards have been marked so early on

spot on.

i've been married a long time,

and in that time,i have learned.that it is completely pointless trying to work out what women are thinking.

by the time you've worked it out,

they've changed their minds.

sorry sorry sorry,thanks,sorry again.

no wait a minute.that should read,

stop taking yourselves so seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've only been on the site 5 weeks and I'm brand new to the forums, (literally - last night were my first posts), so I haven't seen any other men vs. women jokes here. If I had, and they came from someone who had so recently expressed a clear problem with women and had such a self-pitying attitude, and I found them offensive, I would have said so, just the same as I did here.

I still don't think the OP meant the post to be an innocent joke about women. But that's just my opinion. I certainly think that following such negativity regarding women, the OP could have made a better choice regarding what he posted next.

We all have things which we grouch about. For some it's cock pics, or men pretending to be couples or whatever else. For me it's people who make no effort and then play the extreme self-pity card about why they don't get the results they want, whilst ignoring the advice they are given. Many people tried to give the OP constructive advice last night and he repeatedly accused the ones telling him what he didn't want to hear of "attacking" him.

We all have our crosses to bear and I'm sure every single person here could find things to complain about if they wanted. Most people seem to manage without whinging continuously though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey im a girl and i dont know what i mean most of the time lol !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

thank you for your reply and i am lazy not thick Lady's and given half the chance you will see i am more intelligent than a wannabee psychologist and she did little more than prove my point and show her self to be bully and control freak who's wish is to control all those before her i am no puppet and she nor any other person will control me but i am glad to see that not all people are the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thank you for your reply and i am lazy not thick Lady's and given half the chance you will see i am more intelligent than a wannabee psychologist and she did little more than prove my point and show her self to be bully and control freak who's wish is to control all those before her i am no puppet and she nor any other person will control me but i am glad to see that not all people are the same

I'm genuinely confused by this. Your point was that nice guys come last and that women consider nice guys not to be "real men".

How has that been proven?

(Btw, nobody called you thick, you were told you were hard to understand and your profile didn't stand out)

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

Is there any point in keep digging up the thread from last night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

really begining to wish this could be one of the magic dissapearing threads now

can it just be dropped n let the fella just try to carry on enjoying the forum huh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I think the 2 people that obviously have a problem with each other should take it off the forums and speak to each other in private,or just ignore each other,its easy to do and makes life a bit more pleasant for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

this comes from some one who made a personal attack on some one other their spelling and ill founded claim that because i have had no meets that it is my fault yet you shown no facts to support Ur claim just the same as your other attacks like the ones today show nothing more than the markings of a bully and some one with a deep resentment for men it is you who has attacked me again and again not the other way yet now you claim to be the victim maybe i should make personal and hurtful remarks about you and lets see if u fight back as wear i did not next u will attack over a persons religion colour or sexual oreintation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you mean me, my reply was to eveshamgal's post. That post referred to last night's thread, so it would have been difficult to reply without mentioning it again.

I've not directed a comment at the OP for quite a while now, and have no interest in doing so, depsite his attacks on people who gave him constrctive advice last night, unless he starts with the self-pity, women-hating again.

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the 2 people that obviously have a problem with each other should take it off the forums and speak to each other in private,or just ignore each other,its easy to do and makes life a bit more pleasant for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this comes from some one who made a personal attack on some one other their spelling and ill founded claim that because i have had no meets that it is my fault yet you shown no facts to support Ur claim just the same as your other attacks like the ones today show nothing more than the markings of a bully and some one with a deep resentment for men it is you who has attacked me again and again not the other way yet now you claim to be the victim maybe i should make personal and hurtful remarks about you and lets see if u fight back as wear i did not next u will attack over a persons religion colour or sexual oreintation

I *love* men.

I hate self-pity and people who get abusive when they get advice they don't want to hear.

Several people said the same thing to you last night. If you aren't getting the results you want, you need to look at why, and change your tactics. It's the same for all of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

this is my thread she is the one who keeps attack me i have not done anything wrong than try to have fun look see who is one of the first to comment on my thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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+2 leave it please

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I do wish I could take my own advice and just not look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not attacking anyone, unlike the OP who has repeatedly had a go at women in general just because they're not falling at his feet.

I'll leave it just as soon as he stops making the sort of unfounded accusations he's accusing others of.

Again with the poor me, lookI'm being picked on routine.

If he shuts up, I'll drop it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do wish I could take my own advice and just not look

was just thinking the same

i vow not to open this tread again

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I do wish I could take my own advice and just not look

was just thinking the same

i vow not to open this tread again"

I wont if you dont...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

seems a shame that the OP's cards have been marked so early on

Good post Shammy... Xxx

However... If I may just clarify, if only on my own behalf ... The "Forums" did not and have not marked the OPs cards....

He made a post

last evening which was not popular.... He was "advised" by the forums to try a different approach which he attempted today...

What followed was toe curling and was not the way this forum... or life in general... should be conducted, albeit by a "perfect" minority who had best remember that what goes around comes around...

This is a site for adults to have fun, responsibly and care for ...or simply walk away from... other members...

If you can not do this minimum... There is to ask Admin about continued membership for the good of the vast majority...

Everyone can voice an opinion... for or against... but there is a responsible limit.

IMHO... No smileys required.

Ive finished Viccy...

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"this is my thread she is the one who keeps attack me i have not done anything wrong than try to have fun look see who is one of the first to comment on my thread

Once you post it on the forums it isn't "your thread" it is a thread for everyone to post on as long as they stick within the rules that is!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"personally i think that there are a lot of people on here intent on finding the bad in people rather than seeing what is in front of their eyes!!

seems a same that the OP's cards have been marked so early on

Brilliant Evesham

The very last bit about the OP being fancied by us all when others have posted similar jokey threads may not be completely true though... maybe they have worked in the past because they have been posted by folks that we are 'used to'... we know their humour and the fact that it's meant to be light-hearted.

To the OP, you are extremely new to a lot of us and some won't get your humour straight away... stick around, keep posting as Wishy has already advised... let us get to know you like I would advise any newbie/lurker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

+2 leave it please"

+3 ....it's an adult site, not a playground

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do wish I could take my own advice and just not look

was just thinking the same

i vow not to open this tread again

I wont if you dont..."

ffs its all your fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Peace prevails

feel the love everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace prevails

feel the love everyone

Feeling it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace prevails

feel the love everyone

Anyone wanna feel my piece?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Frock - the bit about fancying the OP's of previous threads was a bit tongue in cheek

this does seem to have gotten a bit personal between 2 posters and thats a bit uncomfortable to read to be fair

OP - you meant this to be a jokey thread, to keep it that way then i would suggest ignoring those who wish to poke holes in you.

Whilst i didnt comment on it but i did read the thread last night and yes you did come aaccorss as moany and defensive but i dont see any need to keep raking that up

hopefully the more you use the forums the more you will understand how they work

one more thought for those berating the OP for being bitter twards women, if you point your finger at someone there are 3 pointing back at you!!

works more in a visual sense but basically what i am trying to say is, think how it looks on you if EVERY post you write on a thread is digging at the OP!!

make your point and move on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace prevails

feel the love everyone

Can I feel you love...

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

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"Peace prevails

feel the love everyone

Anyone wanna feel my piece?

right darius,don't get carried away.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Ok, do as HPC has said and take it away from the forums please.

Lots of people have an odd whinge/rant, but surely they can have one without getting reminded of it everytime they post, so please keep any issues from other threads away from new ones.

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