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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?
Well, my profile apparently falls short.
I know this is a looooong shot.
But would anyone like to write my profile for me? 
It needs some ooomph apparently. 
*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?
Well, my profile apparently falls short.
I know this is a looooong shot.
But would anyone like to write my profile for me?
It needs some ooomph apparently.
*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask"
write your own ffs 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA. xxx"
This actually isn't bad. It doesn't put me in the best light, but expectations are managed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on to fuck.do yer own for god sake man.you know what ya want not us "
It took me four weeks to come up with what I have.
Having been in the forums, and reading everything, I'm unsure what I actual want now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA. xxx
This actually isn't bad. It doesn't put me in the best light, but expectations are managed. "
Room for improvement Sir? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MisterBee, he cums before MisterC but after MisterA. xxx
Whereas MisterE... well, noone knows where he cums! "
Apart from.....
https://youtu.be/aR-kFIQh_hU
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2 years and I still keep rewriting mine and it's very confusing now ??"
yours is ok but would benefit from a profile pic plus one other...
it doesn't have to be a face/cock pic either |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. Other than that I have no useful advice to offer; my own profile is just a very long-winded way of saying to people I probably won't ever meet them. So what would I know about writing a good one anyway? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em "
Attentive even  he he he. Bloomin auto correct |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles  "
Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another. |
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles "
However, you have the pics and wit to interest people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles "
Nobody reads the words anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles
Nobody reads the words anyway "
I do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles
Nobody reads the words anyway
I do "
I've got a short attention span |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles
Nobody reads the words anyway
I do
I've got a short attention span "
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"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. Other than that I have no useful advice to offer; my own profile is just a very long-winded way of saying to people I probably won't ever meet them. So what would I know about writing a good one anyway?"
Sorry but is that a steel boned corset u wear in ur pics? If so, where do u get them from plz? They look lovely. Ta
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. Other than that I have no useful advice to offer; my own profile is just a very long-winded way of saying to people I probably won't ever meet them. So what would I know about writing a good one anyway?
Sorry but is that a steel boned corset u wear in ur pics? If so, where do u get them from plz? They look lovely. Ta
(Sorry to hijack this thread)"
Some of them are. The Corset Boulevard ones are my faves and I also think I got a couple from Corset Story when they had a BOGOF deal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em "
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
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Size is not everything Misterbee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee "
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile. "
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end.. "
All the words I can't spell. Brilliant 
I can smile at the end though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..
All the words I can't spell. Brilliant
I can smile at the end though.
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If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..
All the words I can't spell. Brilliant
I can smile at the end though.
If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling "
I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..
All the words I can't spell. Brilliant
I can smile at the end though.
If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling
I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant? "
My mind was elsewhere though I do love a good joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile reads great - personality and humour shines through. Your pics are very tasteful and erotic rather than explicit - so a tick for them too. I would meet you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..
All the words I can't spell. Brilliant
I can smile at the end though.
If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling
I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant?
My mind was elsewhere though I do love a good joke! "
Oh. You mean smiling from great sex?
Now your making things hard for me.
I meant difficult for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perhaps don't open with 'just another guy..'. Surely you're more than that - everyone is unique and has something to offer (well most..) That's important on this site when ladies get lots of messages and read umpteen profiles.
Show some of your personality. I've noticed you in the forum a bit so you must be fairly chatty/sociable..?
Filling in your interests could help too. Tell people what you're looking for or they might think you're lazy and not that affentive. Just my view of course!
Hope that helps!
Em
If I delete my first line, it makes my profile even smaller. And as you know it's all about making it look bigger than it is.
Size is not everything Misterbee
If it's not size, what is it? I could say I've got it in my profile.
Technique, charisma, a smile at the end..
All the words I can't spell. Brilliant
I can smile at the end though.
If you leave the ladies smiling at the end too perhaps they won't care about spelling
I'll have to keep a few jokes for when I say goodbye then. Is that what you meant?
My mind was elsewhere though I do love a good joke!
Oh. You mean smiling from great sex?
Now your making things hard for me.
I meant difficult for me "
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"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?
Well, my profile apparently falls short.
I know this is a looooong shot.
But would anyone like to write my profile for me?
It needs some ooomph apparently.
*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask"
Did your gerbil eat it ?
(No small furry animals were harmed in this post  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Most certainly I will, guaranteed winning profile.
I will just be needing a few details to get me started:
Full name, login, name, dob, mothers maiden name, bank branch and sort code, account number, and your original passport should be enough to start with |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you remember in school when you asked someone to do your homework for you?
Well, my profile apparently falls short.
I know this is a looooong shot.
But would anyone like to write my profile for me?
It needs some ooomph apparently.
*God loves a tryer/don't get if you don't ask
Did your gerbil eat it ?
(No small furry animals were harmed in this post )"
But just look at the mess you made with the big ones  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Most certainly I will, guaranteed winning profile.
I will just be needing a few details to get me started:
Full name, login, name, dob, mothers maiden name, bank branch and sort code, account number, and your original passport should be enough to start with "
Thanks for the help. I'll post them on this thread for you soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles
Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another. "
That's exactly my approach
Distraction by the power of thighs, abs, and pretty pictures |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'. "
That's how I read that part too
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'.
That's how I read that part too
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I know. I've re-read it. . Your right. It makes no sense.
Can you do better? I need this homework doing for Monday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles
Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another.
That's exactly my approach
Distraction by the power of thighs, abs, and pretty pictures "
 sure you're inundated. Enjoy and happy fabbing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I haven't even written mine yet
Yep, pretty brief!
In my previous years I don't think I got a single message on the back ofy well-written profiles
Ash, I see, you're going with the aesthetics approach rather than reeling them in with words. I hope it works - it's horses for courses isn't it. What suits one won't suit another.
That's exactly my approach
Distraction by the power of thighs, abs, and pretty pictures "
Can I borrow some of your pics?
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I've had someone partially copy mine but two whole paragraphs were word for word. Then they had the gall to message me and ask to meet. Twat!
I've also had someone message me for a meet that had taken the complete text from my friends profile and it was word for word the same except he'd changed his age. Needless to say he got a flea in his ear.
Put some effort in guys |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'.
That's how I read that part too
I know. I've re-read it. . Your right. It makes no sense.
Can you do better? I need this homework doing for Monday. "
Sorry these fat fingers aren't great at typing
Jk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Other than the above all I can offer is that 'fat' isn't an acronym so that sentence doesn't make sense. Plus as a podgy girl it immediately makes me think 'well, he wouldn't like me then'.
That's how I read that part too
I know. I've re-read it. . Your right. It makes no sense.
Can you do better? I need this homework doing for Monday.
Sorry these fat fingers aren't great at typing
Jk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've had someone partially copy mine but two whole paragraphs were word for word. Then they had the gall to message me and ask to meet. Twat!
I've also had someone message me for a meet that had taken the complete text from my friends profile and it was word for word the same except he'd changed his age. Needless to say he got a flea in his ear.
Put some effort in guys "
Is there an industry standard That people plagiarise then? Any key words you can slip in for me.
*handing a pen to you as I lick the nib. |
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