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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yes I know it's not Thursday but tough shit.

Apparently I'm demeaning myself but wearing common hooped earrings. Oh if only she knew.

Anyone else have relatives that can't think before they type? xxx

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Yes I know it's not Thursday but tough shit.

Apparently I'm demeaning myself but wearing common hooped earrings. Oh if only she knew.

Anyone else have relatives that can't think before they type? xxx"

totally my parents take great delight in disapproving of everything about me..it gives them something to live for, to spite them i keep my hair long (suits me better short apparently) don't have a proper job(i'm not a doctor or a lawyer) and my whole life has been quote a waste of time...something they tell my kids behind my back... although i have got over the stage of doing stuff to spite them, i realise that its just their way of 'caring' about me, to teach me, never ever, to be that way with anyone else, in my lifespan..great teachers, they did a great job

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By *ohohoWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Mothers are a pain but it's the person I turn to when I feel unwell and need a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum always engaged her mouth before her brain.

But I wouldn't have it any other way.

She moved in a care home yesterday and the first thing she moaned about was the size of the tv

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a listen to "dear mama" by Tupac you will appreciate xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum is a feisty old bird and i wouldn't have her any old way.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I,m hiding my big tattoo from my mum when I go to see her, she will think I have joined the Hells Angels if she sees it. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum is a feisty old bird and i wouldn't have her any old way.

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Any other way that should read

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS  over a year ago

Larne


"Yes I know it's not Thursday but tough shit.

Apparently I'm demeaning myself but wearing common hooped earrings. Oh if only she knew.

Anyone else have relatives that can't think before they type? xxx"

To them you will always be there child ,I have no parents left and would love my mum to be able to moan at me just one more time

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By *itsmcgee4Couple  over a year ago

Central

My mother gives me the diet pullouts from the magazines she buys, even though I've never mentioned being on a diet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes I know it's not Thursday but tough shit.

Apparently I'm demeaning myself but wearing common hooped earrings. Oh if only she knew.

Anyone else have relatives that can't think before they type? xxxtotally my parents take great delight in disapproving of everything about me..it gives them something to live for, to spite them i keep my hair long (suits me better short apparently) don't have a proper job(i'm not a doctor or a lawyer) and my whole life has been quote a waste of time...something they tell my kids behind my back... although i have got over the stage of doing stuff to spite them, i realise that its just their way of 'caring' about me, to teach me, never ever, to be that way with anyone else, in my lifespan..great teachers, they did a great job "

yup that's my mum, are you adopted? I am but my oldest bro isn't he's their only natural child and the perfect one. Big house with swimming pool, barrister, written 3 books, top slot on Google. Oh but his wife (an aniesetist) is useless too. xxx

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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my kids meet/have met some of the guys i'm fucking, they don't even care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mothers are a pain but it's the person I turn to when I feel unwell and need a cuddle. "

I can't remember the last time my mother hugged me. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my god. I'm currently 2 weeks into living at my mothers house. Me and my daughter are here till my new house is ready end of March. Now I know she's being kind by letting us stay but I haven't lived with my mother since I went to live with my Grandparents at age 15. That's 18 whole years where she hasn't had to have me around.

Now I'm a mother myself I simply can not understand her at all. I would do anything for my daughter, anything. My mother is getting on my nerves as I am getting on hers but her tutts and her fucking eyes, I feel like I wanna gauge them out of her skull, rolls her bastrad eyes ALL the time and it's doing my head in. Neither her or my sister have offered any space in their wardrobes for my stuff. My mothers spare bedroom is her dressing room and ironing room and all mine and my daughters clothes are in black bags apart from this plastic set of storage drawers I brought round that has all my daughters kit for different classes and our pants and socks and my work uniform.

I'm cooking for every cunt every night, I'm cleaning, I'm doing a roast dinner and the dishes behind me every Sunday. I've sorted out my mothers cupboard under the stairs and taken loads of shit to the tip.

I'm sleeping on the sofa and my daughter is in with my mum or my sister in the nights. I'm doing the food shopping and I'm trying to keep my stuff and my daughters stuff tidy. It's gonna be 8 weeks in total yet I feel like the most unwanted annoying thing in the world. I wouldn't be here if I could stay somewhere else. My friend said I could stay with her but my daughter and her daughter would think it's a party every night and they'd not sleep for school and would just be a nightmare.

Doing my head in this is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum always engaged her mouth before her brain.

But I wouldn't have it any other way.

She moved in a care home yesterday and the first thing she moaned about was the size of the tv "

I don't think my mum has that problem as this was a text so she new exactly what she was saying and ment it.

Hope your mum settles in well, and that you are doing OK to. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Have a listen to "dear mama" by Tupac you will appreciate xx"
I will thank you. H and I are playing the you tube game as we speak. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I,m hiding my big tattoo from my mum when I go to see her, she will think I have joined the Hells Angels if she sees it. XXX"

Hahaha I have to be "posh cath" with my mum, that means different clothes and personality. I swear she regrets adopting me! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum is a feisty old bird and i wouldn't have her any old way.

Any other way that should read "

LOL wanna swap? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mother gives me the diet pullouts from the magazines she buys, even though I've never mentioned being on a diet "

Hahaha yup! Does she point out slimming world and weight watchers groups too? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"my kids meet/have met some of the guys i'm fucking, they don't even care.

"

my girls know I'm on here n they are happy about it. I'm always telling h about the threads on here. I aim to be totally different to my mum. Xxx

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

My Mother was negative about so many things.

The man I chose 44 years later we still married.

The way we brought up the children. Too many activities Gym skating skiing etc. Too many holidays.(ones fitted in around my husbands work ) so we could all go by car instead of fly.Instead of not affording to go at all

She hated gay people and then complained when he took 8 years to tell her. Gawd she was a nightmare. Of course, she would have been 100 this year I suppose it was a different time lol.

I, of course, am the world's most Perfect Mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh my god. I'm currently 2 weeks into living at my mothers house. Me and my daughter are here till my new house is ready end of March. Now I know she's being kind by letting us stay but I haven't lived with my mother since I went to live with my Grandparents at age 15. That's 18 whole years where she hasn't had to have me around.

Now I'm a mother myself I simply can not understand her at all. I would do anything for my daughter, anything. My mother is getting on my nerves as I am getting on hers but her tutts and her fucking eyes, I feel like I wanna gauge them out of her skull, rolls her bastrad eyes ALL the time and it's doing my head in. Neither her or my sister have offered any space in their wardrobes for my stuff. My mothers spare bedroom is her dressing room and ironing room and all mine and my daughters clothes are in black bags apart from this plastic set of storage drawers I brought round that has all my daughters kit for different classes and our pants and socks and my work uniform.

I'm cooking for every cunt every night, I'm cleaning, I'm doing a roast dinner and the dishes behind me every Sunday. I've sorted out my mothers cupboard under the stairs and taken loads of shit to the tip.

I'm sleeping on the sofa and my daughter is in with my mum or my sister in the nights. I'm doing the food shopping and I'm trying to keep my stuff and my daughters stuff tidy. It's gonna be 8 weeks in total yet I feel like the most unwanted annoying thing in the world. I wouldn't be here if I could stay somewhere else. My friend said I could stay with her but my daughter and her daughter would think it's a party every night and they'd not sleep for school and would just be a nightmare.

Doing my head in this is. "

try not to kill her! I manage 3 days max with my mum so I have the upmost sympathy for you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My Mother was negative about so many things.

The man I chose 44 years later we still married.

The way we brought up the children. Too many activities Gym skating skiing etc. Too many holidays.(ones fitted in around my husbands work ) so we could all go by car instead of fly.Instead of not affording to go at all

She hated gay people and then complained when he took 8 years to tell her. Gawd she was a nightmare. Of course, she would have been 100 this year I suppose it was a different time lol.

I, of course, am the world's most Perfect Mum "

Hard word ain't they. I of course have neglected my girls cos I've not taken them to many clubs. They weren't interested in them. And as for holidays.... xxx

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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"my kids meet/have met some of the guys i'm fucking, they don't even care.

my girls know I'm on here n they are happy about it. I'm always telling h about the threads on here. I aim to be totally different to my mum. Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mother drives me more crazy than all my kids put together, she's like Eeyore with that damn black cloud that pisses only on her no matter what I try to do to make her happy.

If it wasn't for the fact that she's been happily celibate for the last 30 years, I'd hire a male escort to stick his cock in her mouth just to stop her moaning at me for a while

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By *itsmcgee4Couple  over a year ago

Central


"My mother gives me the diet pullouts from the magazines she buys, even though I've never mentioned being on a diet

Hahaha yup! Does she point out slimming world and weight watchers groups too? Xxx"

Yes, and frequently asks what dress size I am. And it's not because she's buying me dresses. She also enjoys pointing out how at her age she is slimmer than my sister and I. I've learned to tune it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mother drives me more crazy than all my kids put together, she's like Eeyore with that damn black cloud that pisses only on her no matter what I try to do to make her happy.

If it wasn't for the fact that she's been happily celibate for the last 30 years, I'd hire a male escort to stick his cock in her mouth just to stop her moaning at me for a while "

Pmsl brilliant! Maybe that's my mothers problem. She must of had sex at least one rite? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mother gives me the diet pullouts from the magazines she buys, even though I've never mentioned being on a diet

Hahaha yup! Does she point out slimming world and weight watchers groups too? Xxx

Yes, and frequently asks what dress size I am. And it's not because she's buying me dresses. She also enjoys pointing out how at her age she is slimmer than my sister and I. I've learned to tune it out "

I'm a size 14 atm but my mum buys me clothes from the classic collection at m&s in a size 18 or 20 n then bitches when I don't wear them. She even cuts the labels out so I can't return them. xxx

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