Flower shortage

By *etillante OP Woman over a year ago

Pres releases are reporting that next week there is going to be flowers shortages in parts of England.

This is due to mass order of wreaths for funderals following reports of mass cullings of disrespectful males in varous parts.

Scottish police say, this has nothing to do with the return of a lady within their country

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are loads in the Grave yards so supplies will be fine, did I tell you about me emigrating on Friday

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Na they safe fa a bit longer shes still in bed xx

By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

no I'm not!!!

By *etillante OP Woman over a year ago

"no I'm not!!!

Ah wrong lady

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think we should all hide our profiles or pics and be in hiding when she comes in we can shout boo or surprise or she will think shes only one left.

By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

anyone have a free bed in another country- not fussy if have to share. 4

ps. will bring all the haribos from scotland with me so she can't get any lol

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"anyone have a free bed in another country- not fussy if have to share. 4

ps. will bring all the haribos from scotland with me so she can't get any lol"

with haribos your welcome here