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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe "
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twice the squirters here  
I bet you never leave the house do you Washing machine on constant  "
Haha. If it ever breaks call me. I don't know what I'd do with it but call me anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twice the squirters here
I bet you never leave the house do you Washing machine on constant
Haha. If it ever breaks call me. I don't know what I'd do with it but call me anyway "
Hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iv heard fingers are the best way of making it happen? Is that just different for different women? "
Middle finger massaging the g spot while using your tongue on the clit for starters then when her pussy starts to gush use your middle finger and your ring finger on the gspot firmly and quickly....... then prepare for the tsunami  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gush tons and squirt.. Bain of my fucking life!
Why so? I bet whoever is on the receiving end loves it "
Even tho I warn people... the amount does still shock them.. no one has ever managed to drain me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gush tons and squirt.. Bain of my fucking life!
Why so? I bet whoever is on the receiving end loves it
Even tho I warn people... the amount does still shock them.. no one has ever managed to drain me lol "
Challenge accepted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why, you asked so nicely...gush, gush 
Madame B
Are you girls offering a twin shower?
Not a shower...more a patch of appreciation
Madame B"
It would be rude not too.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bring your snorkel and waterproofs
Best forum post ever
Im not joking, it's a serious health and safety regulation "
I'll be ok, I have a bronze swimming certificate and a set of arm bands |
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"I gush tons and squirt.. Bain of my fucking life!
Why so? I bet whoever is on the receiving end loves it
Even tho I warn people... the amount does still shock them.. no one has ever managed to drain me lol "
I want you |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"Iv heard fingers are the best way of making it happen? Is that just different for different women?
Middle finger massaging the g spot while using your tongue on the clit for starters then when her pussy starts to gush use your middle finger and your ring finger on the gspot firmly and quickly....... then prepare for the tsunami "
After never disclosing my secrets. A nice guy asked me as I had a threesome with him. He messaged me a few weeks later - he had 7 women lined up in a row all asking for the same. He couldn't thank me enough. True story. Not patting my own back much, but I'm fucking great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread intrigues me as it's something I'm not sure about. Maybe I've never had anyone make me squirt properly.
I think some women do it easily and some of us need the right man "
I defo need the right man. Not all men know what they're doing tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts "
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring your snorkel and waterproofs
Best forum post ever
Im not joking, it's a serious health and safety regulation
Someone I know may have suggested buying breathing apparatus "
Wise words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring your snorkel and waterproofs
Best forum post ever
Im not joking, it's a serious health and safety regulation
I'll be ok, I have a bronze swimming certificate and a set of arm bands "
In that case, step this way.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring your snorkel and waterproofs
Best forum post ever
Im not joking, it's a serious health and safety regulation
Some of us here are rule breakers "
Very well.. A good soaking shall be your punishment |
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine! "
Is it pee though?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring your snorkel and waterproofs
Best forum post ever
Im not joking, it's a serious health and safety regulation
Some of us here are rule breakers
Very well.. A good soaking shall be your punishment "
Ah well. When do I have to pay for my crimes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though? "
I ain't no doctor but aye it's mostly pee mixed with a small amount of sex secretions.......so I believe
She shouldn't have taken it so literally when I said I like taking the piss...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though? "
Don't care |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though?
I ain't no doctor but aye it's mostly pee mixed with a small amount of sex secretions.......so I believe
She shouldn't have taken it so literally when I said I like taking the piss...... "
No it's not lol |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though? "
Yes it's piss! |
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though?
I ain't no doctor but aye it's mostly pee mixed with a small amount of sex secretions.......so I believe
She shouldn't have taken it so literally when I said I like taking the piss...... "
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though?
Yes it's piss!"
How does anyone know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still no definite conclusion as to whether it's pee or it isn't.
We really do need to conduct a Fab experiment.
Since I'm not good at squirting but good at pen pushing, I'll record the results. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no definite conclusion as to whether it's pee or it isn't.
We really do need to conduct a Fab experiment.
Since I'm not good at squirting but good at pen pushing, I'll record the results."
Your invited to my next meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though?
Yes it's piss!
How does anyone know?"
The only way to find out is some brave guy needs to get himself stung like fuck from a jellyfish then get a willing lady to piss....sorry,squirt all over him n he can report back n if it takes the sting out of the stings then it's probably piss.....
I really should've been a scientist eh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still no definite conclusion as to whether it's pee or it isn't.
We really do need to conduct a Fab experiment.
Since I'm not good at squirting but good at pen pushing, I'll record the results.
Your invited to my next meet "
That means I have to watch you in action though....oh the hardship |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still no definite conclusion as to whether it's pee or it isn't.
We really do need to conduct a Fab experiment.
Since I'm not good at squirting but good at pen pushing, I'll record the results.
Your invited to my next meet
That means I have to watch you in action though....oh the hardship "
I'm sure you will persevere, I will be reading over your notes and checking your spelling and grammar lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gush tons and squirt.. Bain of my fucking life!
Why so? I bet whoever is on the receiving end loves it
Even tho I warn people... the amount does still shock them.. no one has ever managed to drain me lol "
Sounds lush to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 years today since I first squirted.
Was totally obsessed by it to start with. Not overly fussed now. If a guy can do it, great. If not, no big deal.
It's been a while now, think I've forgotten what it feels like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gush tons and squirt.. Bain of my fucking life!
Why so? I bet whoever is on the receiving end loves it
Even tho I warn people... the amount does still shock them.. no one has ever managed to drain me lol "
I'd love to give it a bash aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been with a squirter but I would love to. One day maybe
They don't squirt really, they fizzy and shoot and shout and gush trickle and go pff pff pff pffff shhh shssshhshss shss shss.. and sorts
Have to agree with the fizzing up,only been with one lass that squirted n It was quite a novelty!
She showed me how to get her off with my fingers to get her hurting for a squirting n when she did it felt like I had my finger plugging a vigorously shaken bottle of fizzy juice! I was shocked at how much pressure there was behind it as it fizzed n shot past my fingers!
It was amazing to witness m I'm glad I experienced it but I'm not that fussed about making lasses piss themselves......if it's in their house n on their bed then fine!
Is it pee though?
Yes it's piss!"
Well mine doesn't smell anything like piss! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's not piss!
Two very different things although could easily be mistaken by women as it feels like your going to pee yourself-this is why some hold back! obviously everyone is different some produce lots of fluid which is just the body's natural lube on orgasm muscles contract and that fluid goes one way -squirts out.
Wanna go further?-stimulate the g spot (grafenburg spot ) to the point of releasing a thicker clear fluid from skenes glands which are women's equivalent of guys prostate, this is connected in a way to the bladder hence why some women never find it because they stop, thinking they are about to pee themselves or on the guy. (Same feeling as your about to release the bladder)
Some just go the whole way- cum to orgasm, relax and piss anyway.
Sorry if you just read an essay I'm a pleaser and interested by female pleasure so go get some towels and take those orgasms to new heights !
And if anyone needs help I'm in Cornwall and will happily take one for the team ??? |
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