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Oops, I'm a bit tipsy!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!"
If you think you're feeling bad now just wait till you go outside and find you have to grab hold of the grass to stop yourself falling off the Earth!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bleurgh. Just tried to go to the kitchen and am now sat on the floor, balls to that! Also, spellchecking is essential when every other word is not the word I tried to type... Not doing too badly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!"
There have been times in my life when I've been perfectly capable of negotiating my way, pished, from the mess to my bunk on a companionway going up and down like a whore's knickers.
Sometimes, at home, the deck seems just too steady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!
If you think you're feeling bad now just wait till you go outside and find you have to grab hold of the grass to stop yourself falling off the Earth! "
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Bleurgh. Just tried to go to the kitchen and am now sat on the floor, balls to that! Also, spellchecking is essential when every other word is not the word I tried to type... Not doing too badly "
Yep!
You're doing better than some on here, when they're sober!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you on the merry-go-round lol normally laying on my bed with one foot on the floor works. Other than that you will feel better once you have been sick. |
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"You were d*unk on a ship? Jesus.
More than once. No damage done. Davy Jones denied another chum."
I know the feeling was d*unk on ship almost every day during my career on QE2 and QV lol ha ha.. It's times like this you discover that inner strength lol |
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"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!
There have been times in my life when I've been perfectly capable of negotiating my way, pished, from the mess to my bunk on a companionway going up and down like a whore's knickers.
Sometimes, at home, the deck seems just too steady "
Ah! The bulkwalk boogie I remember it well. Wake up the next morning wondering where the bruises came from? |
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"I don't normally drink alcohol because I find that I don't like anything I've tried in the past. Until tonight! Three pints of cider and black and I was a bit wobbly haha! Now, how do I get off this couch when it's spinning so violently?!
There have been times in my life when I've been perfectly capable of negotiating my way, pished, from the mess to my bunk on a companionway going up and down like a whore's knickers.
Sometimes, at home, the deck seems just too steady
Ah! The bulkwalk boogie I remember it well. Wake up the next morning wondering where the bruises came from? "
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We used to call it the 6 deck shuffle on QE2 or bulk head shuffle on other ships lol. God I miss those days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i've not read this thread, however im still drooling over his profile picture.. phwoarrrrr "
Not bad, but I'd have to have him shaved first - neck to toe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've not read this thread, however im still drooling over his profile picture.. phwoarrrrr
Not bad, but I'd have to have him shaved first - neck to toe. "
i'm not normally a fan of fluffy men, but he looks a bit of alright |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm not normally a fan of fluffy men, but he looks a bit of alright "
lol @ fluffy .. that's one way of describing hairy men I guess.
The gay community call them 'bears'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm not normally a fan of fluffy men, but he looks a bit of alright
lol @ fluffy .. that's one way of describing hairy men I guess.
The gay community call them 'bears'. "
my terminology is not up to scratch lol |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I don't have one! Good job really, I've got a 12 hour shift on the trains today hehe."
Wait a few more years until you have the pleasure of a 3-day hangover... |
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"what i wanna know is when everything is spinning how come the place that stays still is the bahroom floor "
Its cos you have the bowl to cling on to! I believe Dean Martin once said "you're not d*unk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" |
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