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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.
Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"
You then tell her, "You get another go!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!
(yes I know I posted that elsewhere recently but this is a chat up line thread and that is one of my bestest tried n trusted ones)  |
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By *acktilMan
over a year ago
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A good mate of mine uses the line:
Fancy a fuck
He either get slapped or laid, never been brave enough to try it myself.
If he gets a slap he usually responds with, does that mean a blow jobs out of the question?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good mate of mine uses the line:
Fancy a fuck
He either get slapped or laid, never been brave enough to try it myself."
I've used it but then I suppose it's a bit different for a woman asking men! |
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By *acktilMan
over a year ago
Tewkesbury |
"A good mate of mine uses the line:
Fancy a fuck
He either get slapped or laid, never been brave enough to try it myself.
I've used it but then I suppose it's a bit different for a woman asking men! "
Bet you get a better response rate than my mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Another winner is this:
You approach a woman and tell her that you can tell her age by squeezing her left breast. She'll ask you to prove it (if she doesn't she's a boring twat anyway so move on to the next girl). You grope her breast and give her the correct answer. She'll be amazed and ask you how you can tell just by feeling her breasts. You say, "I asked yer mate."
It's at this point she'll either give you a whack and call you a wanker or ... you've pulled. |
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"Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.
Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"
You then tell her, "You get another go!" "
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"Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.
Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"
You then tell her, "You get another go!"
lmao"
ye i gotta find a dice lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Give the woman a dice and tell her that if she rolls between 1 - 5 she gets to go home with you for rampant sex.
Women being the curious type will always ask, "What if I roll a 6?"
You then tell her, "You get another go!"
lmao
ye i gotta find a dice lol.."
Sometimes that technique tends to die a death |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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playing darts with a guy when he suddenly goes red and tells me the elastic had snapped in his briefs - muggings here offered to sort them. i did but for the next 20 yr he went commando lol didn't like my sewing skills but didn't complain about the sex i demanded as payment for it lol |
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