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I'm here all day, tip your waitress.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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lets talk. Everything in this thread is topical.
Let's talk about anything. I'll give you all my full attention.
I feel I should offer a witty line to break the ice. But I resist.
(Yes this is a look at me hopefully I can get to pm you and arrange something with a fab member thread. What else did you think it was?) 
Coffee? Cake? Me? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trying to cut back on cake and too early for coffee as lie here awake too early from nights ..!!
Cuppa tea please chap  "
Done. I worked nights once (10-6) I did a week, fell asleep on every break and swore I'd never do it again.
Your a better man than I.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only want the cake
Easy, it's in the table.
Leave some for someone else, or I have nothing to entice people with. "
You mean you want me to Share cake?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only want the cake
Easy, it's in the table.
Leave some for someone else, or I have nothing to entice people with.
You mean you want me to Share cake? "
you've not tasted the cake yet have you? You might change your mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only want the cake
Easy, it's in the table.
Leave some for someone else, or I have nothing to entice people with.
You mean you want me to Share cake?
you've not tasted the cake yet have you? You might change your mind. "
In that case, no tips!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Waitresses seems a bit rude, if you ask me.
Would you rather a lot rude?
I'd rather have proper service  "
I can only try my best.
Just to add. I'm not a waitress, I might make mistakes. But I'll give it a try.
What do you want? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Waitresses seems a bit rude, if you ask me.
Would you rather a lot rude?
I'd rather have proper service
proper service is hard to find nowadays
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It's very hard when serving a woman I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what are you wearing Mr Bee, you might have to show a bit more skin ... "
Right now. Literally I'm wearing the jeans in my avatar pic. A plum jumper (no t-shirt) and my socks.
Where on my body do you want to see skin?
I can pull my sleeves up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've dropped my spoon and require you to bend over and pick it up for me. I absolutely did not do that on purpose... "
Oh dear. I've jut kicked it under your table. Let me get that for you. Stay where you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've dropped my spoon and require you to bend over and pick it up for me. I absolutely did not do that on purpose...
Oh dear. I've jut kicked it under your table. Let me get that for you. Stay where you are. "
Oh my!  |
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"what are you wearing Mr Bee, you might have to show a bit more skin ...
Right now. Literally I'm wearing the jeans in my avatar pic. A plum jumper (no t-shirt) and my socks.
Where on my body do you want to see skin?
I can pull my sleeves up. "
you definitely have to get out of that jumper. skin for the ladies once you resurface from underneath that table |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what are you wearing Mr Bee, you might have to show a bit more skin ...
Right now. Literally I'm wearing the jeans in my avatar pic. A plum jumper (no t-shirt) and my socks.
Where on my body do you want to see skin?
I can pull my sleeves up.
you definitely have to get out of that jumper. skin for the ladies once you resurface from underneath that table "
is that classed as good service? Do I get a tip if I do it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had thousands of coffee's already today 
I'd like some cake cock and cunnilingus please waitress
( I couldn't think of anymore c words  )
Note .... I'm delirious from not enough sleep  |
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"what are you wearing Mr Bee, you might have to show a bit more skin ...
Right now. Literally I'm wearing the jeans in my avatar pic. A plum jumper (no t-shirt) and my socks.
Where on my body do you want to see skin?
I can pull my sleeves up.
you definitely have to get out of that jumper. skin for the ladies once you resurface from underneath that table
is that classed as good service? Do I get a tip if I do it? "
combine that with good service and I'm sure the tips will start coming in... maybe plus a lot of bending down to pick things up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had thousands of coffee's already today
I'd like some cake cock and cunnilingus please waitress
( I couldn't think of anymore c words )
Note .... I'm delirious from not enough sleep "
In typical fast food style - would you like a large cock?
And the cunnilingus won't be a minute.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cock smothered in cake and cream and finished off with a cup of tea! Where is the cafe?? X"
Start with the cock and cake. The cream cums later. 
My cafe is a pop up. |
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