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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can't get to sleep.. on my own in a super king bed should be out like a light.. but can I switch off can I hell.. Anyone else still up?. 
Bit of a pointless thread but hay why not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't get to sleep.. on my own in a super king bed should be out like a light.. but can I switch off can I hell.. Anyone else still up?.
Bit of a pointless thread but hay why not "
Is this a can't sleep thread or a quiz show thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't get to sleep.. on my own in a super king bed should be out like a light.. but can I switch off can I hell.. Anyone else still up?.
Bit of a pointless thread but hay why not
Is this a can't sleep thread or a quiz show thread?"
What every you want it to be haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would recommend watching a movie in bed, I fall asleep like that almost instantly  "
Just watch bridesmaid didn't work.. oo well x just perv insted |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"Masturbate.
To be fair that is my answer for everything though.
Ya I did contemplate it but can't be arsed to get up and get the toys out..  "
Young people and their technology these days! What's wrong with your fingers?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Masturbate.
To be fair that is my answer for everything though.
Ya I did contemplate it but can't be arsed to get up and get the toys out..
Young people and their technology these days! What's wrong with your fingers?! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Masturbate.
To be fair that is my answer for everything though.
Ya I did contemplate it but can't be arsed to get up and get the toys out..
Young people and their technology these days! What's wrong with your fingers?! "
OP, so a manual lady wank has been prescribed to you. Good luck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't get to sleep.. on my own in a super king bed should be out like a light.. but can I switch off can I hell.. Anyone else still up?.
Bit of a pointless thread but hay why not
Is this a can't sleep thread or a quiz show thread?
What every you want it to be haha"
I like the way you think. |
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"I'm awake and have to be up at 430 for a red eye in the morning ??"
Hmmmm Red Eye you say?
Pour 1 ounce of vodka into the frosted mug.
Add 6 ounces of refrigerated tomato juice into the mug.
Open one can of beer (12 ounces) and pour it into the mug and leave upside down to let the beer pour into the juice.
Crack egg. Drop contents into the mug. Do not stir.
Serve drink.
Drink, and the job's a good 'un.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm awake and have to be up at 430 for a red eye in the morning ??
Hmmmm Red Eye you say?
Pour 1 ounce of vodka into the frosted mug.
Add 6 ounces of refrigerated tomato juice into the mug.
Open one can of beer (12 ounces) and pour it into the mug and leave upside down to let the beer pour into the juice.
Crack egg. Drop contents into the mug. Do not stir.
Serve drink.
Drink, and the job's a good 'un.
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I always thought you'd be good with a cock tail. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Masturbate.
To be fair that is my answer for everything though.
Ya I did contemplate it but can't be arsed to get up and get the toys out..
Young people and their technology these days! What's wrong with your fingers?! "
Dosnt do anything for me
Finally got to sleep at 2  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Masturbate.
To be fair that is my answer for everything though.
Ya I did contemplate it but can't be arsed to get up and get the toys out..
Young people and their technology these days! What's wrong with your fingers?!
OP, so a manual lady wank has been prescribed to you. Good luck!"
Why thank you |
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