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Just had my valentine message rejected by moonpig

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

Brilliant tho

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By *rumsforlifeMan over a year ago

hull

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

..hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was rejected too!!

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife,

get in the van."

Moonpig are crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose are red

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

I should think not. It should have a full stop after fisted not a comma

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Reg doesn't care

He's colourblind

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

That'll teach you for claiming roses are straight, pft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

most poems rhyme

but this on doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red...and white...and pink...and yellow.

Violets are blue...well, violet actually.

I'm a pedant.

You won't want to marry me.

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By *heaspieswingerMan over a year ago

Peak District

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

This. Is. Brilliant!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Roses are red...and white...and pink...and yellow.

Violets are blue...well, violet actually.

I'm a pedant.

You won't want to marry me. "

What about the variegated roses? Have you got something against them, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Does this cloth smell

of chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/02/17 22:20:20]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

I'll try mine:

roses are red,

youre in my bed,

violets are blue,

I'll fist you,

when I'm shagging other women,

and they prefer a bummin,

I will barely think of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please be my date

your so sexy and busty

its been way too long

my nuts have gone rusty

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

You bunch of ole romantics!!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

Love it

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

I forgot how funny you are !

Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You bunch of ole romantics!!

I am romantic about your big tits,

my wanking about them leaves me in bits,

this lass will take her tits being splattered,

she definitely wont feel she wont be flattered,

Until her tasty tits have been covered well,

just thinking of it makes ma cock swell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might find love on valentines day,

being a bit ugly never goes my way,

girils like my charm and wit,

but when I approach with love they just suck ma bit,

maybe I'm just a cock for hire,

for some its a dream to they want to aspire,

I just want cuddles and love for me being me,

If I cant have that then so be it be,

I'll ram your cunt with my wee bawbee

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Is because everyone knows the roses are only fab straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is because everyone knows the roses are only fab straight "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I might find love on valentines day,

being a bit ugly never goes my way,

girils like my charm and wit,

but when I approach with love they just suck ma bit,

maybe I'm just a cock for hire,

for some its a dream to they want to aspire,

I just want cuddles and love for me being me,

If I cant have that then so be it be,

I'll ram your cunt with my wee bawbee"

You've missed your true calling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still like;

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd like to put, my penis in you.

But I am something of a romantic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are orange

Violets are orange

The grass is orange

Shit the gardens on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Sonnet removed by poster at 06/02/17 22:20:20]"

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By *habsMan over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!"

Apparently they haven't heard of 50 Shades of Grey.

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

"....apparently, roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch, you're about to get fisted, is not acceptable!!!!!

This. Is. Brilliant!

Love it

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