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Out of the two Scenario 's. Which is for you?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats.
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I pick suited and booted but treated like a normal person?"
Nope. For sakes of the argument it's only between the two stated.
In reality you probleys could have it any way you like. By anyone you liked really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I pick suited and booted but treated like a normal person?
Nope. For sakes of the argument it's only between the two stated.
In reality you probleys could have it any way you like. By anyone you liked really. "
No deal then. The princess thing makes me vom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?"
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock.  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess. 
*any guy, i'm not fussy."
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post 
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits 
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock. "
*faps* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock.
*faps*"
Not until you get rid of that rash  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
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oooh oooh let me guess. ...is it to make the suit option loads more appealing than the other option so that men who wear suits can claim to be far superior??...or am I giving the OP far more credit than is actually due? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour "
Oh you guys. You're such fun.  I have a sense of humour which is alive and well but it requires something to actually be funny to trigger it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats.
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut? "
Neither  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour "
Oh yeah, that must be it. Women, fear not! As has pointed out to us by a noble guy, this is all a joke! There is nothing serious about the question. It's also a joke on the OP's status. Women, remove your heads from your arses and learn to have a sense of humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the way, OP, were you actually trying to be funny or has John ridden in on his noble steed and missed the target entirely because the battle is on another field and he's three days late? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour "
Personally I find the sycophantic bullshit responses when a woman writes a "fun post" cringe making. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
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Cause that's what Disney's movies told me you wanted to be. Then we grew up and started watching porn. And got involved with older woman from a younger age, and relised your all sluts |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats.
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut? "
What's all this princess bollocks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour "
good call. ....judging by OP's subsequent comment. ...oh wait. Was that a hilarious joke too? |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour
Personally I find the sycophantic bullshit responses when a woman writes a "fun post" cringe making."
Avoid just posts problem solved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats.
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut?
What's all this princess bollocks? "
Nothing ruff or assertive. Caressing attentive careing. Maybe back rub before hand. Lots of foreplay. Slow passionate fucking Most attention on the lady rather then yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock. "
I suppose it could only get worse if they gave you a cummy armpit |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats.
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut?
What's all this princess bollocks?
Nothing ruff or assertive. Caressing attentive careing. Maybe back rub before hand. Lots of foreplay. Slow passionate fucking Most attention on the lady rather then yourself "
Sounds boring
I want
tiara and champagne
Horse drawn pink carriage
Posh food
Glitter and gold
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah, so we are either virginal princesses or sluts
Not specifically. You can be anything you like"
If you choose to be any of those two. Then who am I to judge. Judging is for judge's, I don't have the qualifications
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour
Personally I find the sycophantic bullshit responses when a woman writes a "fun post" cringe making.
Avoid just posts problem solved "
I could but they act as a good bullshit filter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah, so we are either virginal princesses or sluts
Not specifically. You can be anything you like
If you choose to be any of those two. Then who am I to judge. Judging is for judge's, I don't have the qualifications
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You said you realised we're all sluts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?"
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post??? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post??? "
The status. It was posted three hours ago. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah, so we are either virginal princesses or sluts
Not specifically. You can be anything you like
If you choose to be any of those two. Then who am I to judge. Judging is for judge's, I don't have the qualifications
You said you realised we're all sluts "
It's really hard to understand someone's personality over text. The lack of facial movements/expressions. Tone of voice etc etc.
I'll leave you to guess how to take me. Are you all sluts or are you not. Is the new question to be awnsers pondered on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago. "
 ...conundrum solved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post??? "
That's very philosophical |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago. "
Damn. Lady you are just to sagacious. Top props  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
That's very philosophical "
I love all that kind of stuff like you wouldent belive. the books I read. And infomation I seek is quite concerning of someone my age. Awh well individualism for the win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved "
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah, so we are either virginal princesses or sluts
Not specifically. You can be anything you like
If you choose to be any of those two. Then who am I to judge. Judging is for judge's, I don't have the qualifications
You said you realised we're all sluts
It's really hard to understand someone's personality over text. The lack of facial movements/expressions. Tone of voice etc etc.
I'll leave you to guess how to take me. "
Up the arse with a strap on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&) "
up my arse. ...with my humour  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&)
up my arse. ...with my humour "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&)
up my arse. ...with my humour "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut? "
suited and booted and treat like a lady out of the bedroom and a slut in it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&)
up my arse. ...with my humour "
What went up first? Your brains or your humor? Or did one follow the other to help the other. Leading them to be subsequently lost forever? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&)
up my arse. ...with my humour "
What went up first? Your brains or your humor? Or did one follow the other to help the other. Leading them to be subsequently lost forever? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&)
up my arse. ...with my humour
What went up first? Your brains or your humor? Or did one follow the other to help the other. Leading them to be subsequently lost forever? "
the forum drove them up there at the same time....when the realisation hit me that both were wasted.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock.
I suppose it could only get worse if they gave you a cummy armpit "
My poor armpits. Leave them alone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, was this a genuine question you wanted answered?
It was just supposed to be anything it become. It didnt really have a plan. It was simply to be. And then it was.
What came first the status. Or the fourm post???
The status. It was posted three hours ago.
...conundrum solved
Not by you though. Where was your brains hiding? Huh? :&)
up my arse. ...with my humour
What went up first? Your brains or your humor? Or did one follow the other to help the other. Leading them to be subsequently lost forever?
the forum drove them up there at the same time....when the realisation hit me that both were wasted. "
Mhm I like that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock.
I suppose it could only get worse if they gave you a cummy armpit
My poor armpits. Leave them alone "
Not going to lie. Your arm pit would get it. If it was lubed up. And the only thing you'd let me have. What little tower you hiding away in princess you look beauts! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice try OP
Here's a frank Sinatra song
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
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Yeah not my best chat up line.
Or babes well nice arm pit yeh you want it,? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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after being swallowed by the lady of my dreams isn't it natural/normal to slap her round the face with my still erect cock?
I'm not talking black eye bust lip force,
well not quite . . . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Because those are the choices. The only choices.
Then they grab you by the pussy and slap you with their cock.
I suppose it could only get worse if they gave you a cummy armpit
My poor armpits. Leave them alone "
I shall claim to thee, that I, Mr Lothbrok, shall do no molesting of one's armpits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anyone dared to turn up to meet me in trackies I would be off quicker than a bat out of hell. Only one place for trackies, the gym. "
Lucky for me, Trackies aren't my only attire at hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it men will only view you as either slut or princess?
Cause that's what Disney's movies told me you wanted to be. Then we grew up and started watching porn. And got involved with older woman from a younger age, and relised your all sluts"
Say what now!? |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour
Personally I find the sycophantic bullshit responses when a woman writes a "fun post" cringe making.
Avoid just posts problem solved
I could but they act as a good bullshit filter "
I do the same with those who take a high and mighty my head is up my arse feminist stance over trivial posts |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"So I have all types of clothes, for all kinds of different occasions.
I can keep it casual. Smart, Suited, Or chavy. Trackies Hats and trainers. Flat caps or bucket hats.
If you where my special occasion. How would you have me turn up.
Suited and booted, And treated like a princess.
Or hats trackies and trainers. Slapped about with my cock and treated like a slut? "
Somewhere in the middle.
Nice trousers, crisp long sleeved white shirt & shoes. Treat me like a lady until the time comes to treat me differently
Mrs _d40 |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour
Personally I find the sycophantic bullshit responses when a woman writes a "fun post" cringe making.
Avoid just posts problem solved
I could but they act as a good bullshit filter
I do the same with those who take a high and mighty my head is up my arse feminist stance over trivial posts "
I don't think you understand what a feminist stance is but that's ok.
Have you spoken to those posters privately about their posts or just asssumed that's what they are? 'Cause I recall how much you dislike people who do that as you have said it a few times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you* be chavvy and i'll be a princess.
*any guy, i'm not fussy.
Give yourself a pat on the back girl for not taking the ops post seriously and seeing the fun in his post
Op never write a fun post unless you have tits
Because lets be honest us guys would have a right laugh if a woman posted this no posts saying treat me like a human being I'm so serious I've lost me own head up my own arse along with my sense of humour
Personally I find the sycophantic bullshit responses when a woman writes a "fun post" cringe making.
Avoid just posts problem solved
I could but they act as a good bullshit filter
I do the same with those who take a high and mighty my head is up my arse feminist stance over trivial posts "
Good for you it's often said the forum acts as a good filter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, a little off-topic if you don't mind. You name. I get the humble. Your profile is humble in droves. But could you explain the trees?
Curious and confused. "
I don't really know, trees are Humble. Cleaning the airways. And creating oxygen for us to breath. And they ask for nothing in return. |
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