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A penguin was driving his car on a hot sunny day when it started to smoke,
He finds the nearest garage and the mechanic tells him to come back in half an hour..
The penguin waddles off, he is so hot he gets an ice cream.
Oh how he enjoys his icecream and he ends up with melted icecream all around his face..
After half an hour he goes and finds the mechanic and asks what's wrong with his Car?
"looks like you've blown a seal" says the mechanic...
"no it wasn't" replies the penguin "I have eaten an icecream" |
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bloke goes to the doctor because hes been raped by an elephant.
doctor says "thats strange, your ass is 11 inches wide, and elephant cock is only 3 inches!" blokes says "yeah i know the bastard fingered me first" |
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By *.1079Man
over a year ago
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A penguin takes his car to the garage because it's smoking.
The mechanic says leave it with me for an hour. So the penguin goes for an ice cream and while eating, it melts all down the front of him.
When back at the garage the mechanic turns to him and says it looks like you have blown a seal.
The penguin says no its just ice cream. |
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