remote control

By *.1079 OP Man over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is the remote control the official cock measuring tool.

I've just found the remote for my TV's sound bar and it's about 3 inches long. It made my cock look massive

By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Show off

By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

Can I borrow it ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is the remote control the official cock measuring tool.

I've just found the remote for my TV's sound bar and it's about 3 inches long. It made my cock look massive "

I could do with one of them. My remote is about 12" long

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Sky HD remote is the official measuring tool for cock on fab. #standard

By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i see sky have been downsizing there remotes of late

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I had an iPhone 6 I'd use that and tell everyone it was a 6 plus. Sneaky.