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ICEBERGS RARER THAN TEENAGE VIRGIN IN JAYWICK

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its all about the floods in Spain apparently , but who eats iceberg in winter?

anyway .. Who's got any Iceberg jokes? I have so here goes

*Whats the difference between a trip on the Titanic AND a trip to Tesco's?"...."The titanic will find an Iceberg before you do!!"

*Got offered some contraband "berg" powder the other day ... £15 gram. I nade it last longer by cutting it with rocket salad.

Haha your turn???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to the doctor the other day complaining of a strange sensation in my arse.

He took a look and said that it appeared that I had a piece of lettuce stuck up there.

'That's just the tip of the Iceberg' said I.

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

these 'jokes' are just the tip of the iceberg

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha good show ole boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Facebook owner changes his name by deed pole to support Spanish Lettuce farmers

God bless you

Jesse Iceberg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you get when you cross a limp lettuce with a penis...A limp cock...well i tried

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That kind of joje is a spankable offence ya know x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock

whos there

lettuce

lettuce who

lettuce in its cold out here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iceberg lettuce is a pet hate of mine. So watery and flavourless.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

There is a shortage of courgettes as well, I hear...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tesco are allowing three iceburgs per customer ,who wants three ,unless you have a hungry rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"Knock knock"

(oh, go on then....)

who's there?

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