 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love   "
I've just got back from a day out in Liverpool... 
yes bladey...leave me your money  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Not to bring the post down but my ex had that and it was a mini stroke. Even if you feel OK you should get checked out.
Your having a giggle surly  "
Nope. I'm not saying that's what it is by the way, but if you haven't recently done anything to your eye then its something on the inside. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love
Hmmmm not been up scouse for a while
Heading for footy.way they're playing I think i'll be crying in me bevvie by end of day"
Well I'm here for any needed condolences just because I'm good like that  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Definitely fatal bladey!
It starts with your eye falling out, then a limb or two - eventually your head will fall off.
You might as well spend all the money now before you're headless!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Not to bring the post down but my ex had that and it was a mini stroke. Even if you feel OK you should get checked out.
Your having a giggle surly
Nope. I'm not saying that's what it is by the way, but if you haven't recently done anything to your eye then its something on the inside."
Not done a thing to it. Can't be a stroke I've not got time for 1. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Don't worry too much about it, it's called subconjunctival haemorrhage.
So long as you're not experiencing any changes in your vision it's nothing to worry about. It's just one small blood vessel has burst flooding the surface of the eye with blood.
So long as you don't suffer from high blood pressure or hyperlipidemia you're fine to go about your daily life.
If however, you do experience change in vision straight to a&e, if you do have those listed conditions consult your go in the next week or two. xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love
Hmmmm not been up scouse for a while
Heading for footy.way they're playing I think i'll be crying in me bevvie by end of day
Well I'm here for any needed condolences just because I'm good like that "
Sure be a gonner remember |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Do. Will ya leave me a few quid.you can send someone to liverpool with it next week.I'm there for weekend.thanks love
I've just got back from a day out in Liverpool...
yes bladey...leave me your money "
Oh pity it weren't next week.we could have met for bevvy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Most likely cause is a burst blood vessel, looks unsightly but will clear up on its own within a week.
However, if you notice any problems with your vision, increase in floaters, any flashing lights, curtains or cobwebs in your vision, significant pain or have had any trauma to your eye/face then head straight to the eye casualty department of your local hospital.
If you go to your opticians they will triage you and tell you the above. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Cat Aids
You're fucked.
You're head will shrink, left ear will turn 180 degrees and your willy will drop off.
Listen for the extra "splash " next time you sit down for 5 minutes.
You're backwards ear is genetically engineered for this. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
You've just bust a small blood vessel, coughing, sneezing,over zealous wanking, straining while having a dump..all possible candidates for its cause.
It's a common divers barotrauma injury from too much equalising.
If it doesn't clear in a few days or your vision alters, get it checked by an optician.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You've just bust a small blood vessel, coughing, sneezing,over zealous wanking, straining while having a dump..all possible candidates for its cause.
It's a common divers barotrauma injury from too much equalising.
If it doesn't clear in a few days or your vision alters, get it checked by an optician.
"
Your avatar cracks me up |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
