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I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls. |
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls. "
Post a meet, get a guy to help you.
I am sure there are loads out there that would be willing to help.
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls.
Post a meet, get a guy to help you.
I am sure there are loads out there that would be willing to help.
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High price to pay........ and I want the stuff from my car now. |
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls. "
Two shower caps on your feet. Balaclava on your head and run. Job done. |
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A risky one but....
Call the cops and report a disturbance up the road form you. When they arrive with blues and twos going use the distraction to nip out.
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls.
Two shower caps on your feet. Balaclava on your head and run. Job done."
Nothing short of fooking genius.
Knit us a balaclava luv xx |
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"Put your wellies on top of your giant slippers... throw a bag on your head with holes cut for eyes so you can see and run like a ninja! "
A home made plastic balaclava....... Don't think it's not coming off .....cos it is. |
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls.
Post a meet, get a guy to help you.
I am sure there are loads out there that would be willing to help.
High price to pay........ and I want the stuff from my car now. "
Who said anything about offering services, just a cuppa maybe, possible hand job at the most.
Some guys love the tousled morning look.
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls. "
Put yer wellies on and go out with chutzpah!!  |
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I used to keep my horses with an old biddy who used to don a dressing gown, wellies, and barbour hat and go out and feed all the horses first thing every morning - I wanna be like her when I grow old!! |
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"Carrier bags over your slippers and close your eyes - no one can see you when you've got your eyes shut
Ginger "
I should read the whole thread before I answer  |
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"Can I just be a pain in the arse and highlight that a solution is a compound made by mixing something with water.
Like the preparation for my hangover..."
Will you be following up with an explanation of super saturation? |
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"Can I just be a pain in the arse and highlight that a solution is a compound made by mixing something with water.
Like the preparation for my hangover..."
Of course you can be a pain in the arse. We'd never ask you to be someone else xx
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls. "
Put plastic bags over the slippers.
Hat over the face.
Bathrobe on.
Run for it.
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"Your face should scare everyone away.
It's inside a carrier bag. Mind you it is a Lidl one....... p'raps I should swap to Waitrose. "
Why not wrap yourself in a bin bag? |
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I know. Cut holes for your feet in your wheelie bin and slowly scoot yourself to your car; peering out of the lid every so often, to check the coast is clear. |
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"I know. Cut holes for your feet in your wheelie bin and slowly scoot yourself to your car; peering out of the lid every so often, to check the coast is clear. "
Brilliant. |
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls.
Two shower caps on your feet. Balaclava on your head and run. Job done.
Nothing short of fooking genius.
Knit us a balaclava luv xx "
Knit one/purl one. Bare with me....be ready in 10 ....months. |
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"I am in my got out of bed face. Tatty sleep hair. Stinking p.j's and dressing gown and fuck of big duvet slippers.
I want something from my car.
I don't want to get dressed to go and get it.
I don't want anyone to see me like this BUT worst of all I don't want to get my fuck off big duvet slippers wet or dirty.
Solutions on a postcard pls. "
Just imagine you've done it then make a cup of tea, turn the heating on and put your feet up |
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"Go to the car. Nobody would give a fuck what someone looks like at home on a weekend morning. And the ones who do don't matter."
Umm, what? I judge the shit out of my neighbours. Scruffy bastards. |
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"Go to the car. Nobody would give a fuck what someone looks like at home on a weekend morning. And the ones who do don't matter.
Umm, what? I judge the shit out of my neighbours. Scruffy bastards."
Weekend morning.
You wouldn't be up, dressed, make-up on, hair blow dried, fed and judging by then |
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