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"I'll start it off
Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen."
Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents. |
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"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.
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"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.
Nice one "
Also has the side-virtue of being true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.
Nice one
Also has the side-virtue of being true"
I never doubted it lol as the title true weird facts |
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"By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets."
Yes.
The Romans used piss for mouthwash, specifically to whiten teeth.
Nice.
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"By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets."
Nah, I thought if there was no where else he has to offer his helmet.
I guess she's knackered if it's the guys in caps  |
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark. "
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people) |
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people)"
Dunno but if you are practicing archery and see a taffy up Longton marsh, and fail to put one through him or her there is a fine.  |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people)"
Only with a bow and arrow  |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets.
Yes.
The Romans used piss for mouthwash, specifically to whiten teeth.
Nice.
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I always knew water sports wasn't just kinky, but also healthy beaming, white toothed smile xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people)
Dunno but if you are practicing archery and see a taffy up Longton marsh, and fail to put one through him or her there is a fine. "
In the walls of Chester, its legal to shoot a Welshman with a longbow.
Also... It's legal to shoot a Scotsman within the walls of York, if hes carrying a bow and arrow, except on Sundays. |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people)"
With a bow and arrow after midnight but before sunrise. I think this has generally been discounted these days though.
At least I've never been shot after midnight but then I do affect an english walk. |
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people)
Only with a bow and arrow "
No hand guns?
Oh my!
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"Weird but True...
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Donald Trump is president.
I keep forgetting.
That's not weird , it's just fucking tragic "
No, I forget - blank it out or something - and then the next bit of the circus falls out of the radio and I'm giggling like and idiot because it's DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.
Wow.
"Yuge" |
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"Weird but True...
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Donald Trump is president.
I keep forgetting.
That's not weird , it's just fucking tragic
No, I forget - blank it out or something - and then the next bit of the circus falls out of the radio and I'm giggling like and idiot because it's DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.
Wow.
"Yuge""
Yeah, that arsehole from reality TV is somehow leader of the 'free world'. Fuck fiction. This far more outlandish than the fevered imaginings of Armando Iannucci.
Charles Mingus - Oh Lord Don't Let Them Drop That Atomic Bomb on Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeVLd4G1Zg |
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"People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow."
There's the Jerusalem Syndrome where people (visitors, religious fanatics) become convinced that they are characters from the Bible
They do shit like that round here but it's always bloody Arthur.
Silly people.
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"Weird but True...
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Donald Trump is president.
I keep forgetting.
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This is just an excuse for a fun thread about great things. The best things, in fact. Some of the things in other threads are not good - awful - and they're gonna lose bigly, folks. Let me tell you. You're doing a great job, but it's not about me. I could take any thread I wanted, but I chose this one because I know the owner and she's good people - said she'd vote for me if she was a US citizen and that's great news. Great. And we're gonna keep make it more great, let me tell you.
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"I'll start it off
Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.
Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents. "
Nah you can make niteogen very easily just by chilling and drying air.
Aluminium smelting doesnt produce nitrogen as far as im aware as theres no nitrogen in bauxite. |
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"I'll start it off
Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.
Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents.
Nah you can make niteogen very easily just by chilling and drying air.
Aluminium smelting doesnt produce nitrogen as far as im aware as theres no nitrogen in bauxite."
Very true |
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"I'll start it off
Walkers crisps blow their crisp bags up with nitrogen.
Correct, the nitrogen is sourced as a by-product from aluminium smelting (I think) and, because it's not air it won't oxidise the contents.
Nah you can make niteogen very easily just by chilling and drying air.
Aluminium smelting doesnt produce nitrogen as far as im aware as theres no nitrogen in bauxite.
Very true "
I suspect he was referring to the fact it is a by product of the process used to produce pure O2 (I don't think it's really seen as a by product now given how it is in itself a recognisable commodity), one of the main uses of the O2 being the smelting of iron ore into steel.
Many many foods are packaged in Nitrogen due to how inert, or unreactive it is - basically meaning your food stays fresher for longer. |
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"if someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter "
That's how men go around looking for a clean and tidy bathroom to take their cock pics in. |
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"Here's another. There are no bridges over the Amazon River.....that's a long stretch "
The Amazon River is so powerful it Pushes A large River up Stream
Defying Gravity |
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"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.
Teresa may?
Come off it....Trump wins little hands down
I fancy Theresa May. "
I fancy donald trump |
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"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.
Teresa may?
Come off it....Trump wins little hands down
I fancy Theresa May. "
Have a word with your dick |
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"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.
Teresa may?
Come off it....Trump wins little hands down
I fancy Theresa May.
I fancy donald trump"
Have a word with your sexuality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.
Teresa may?
Come off it....Trump wins little hands down
I fancy Theresa May.
Bet she's a swinger "
Only on brexit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An old law, to my knowledge never changed is the; no Welsh inside Chester city walls after dark.
Isn't there something on the statute books about if being legal to shoot Welsh people on alternate Sundays or sommat in Chester?
(very backward people)
Dunno but if you are practicing archery and see a taffy up Longton marsh, and fail to put one through him or her there is a fine. "
Making a mental note never to go there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.
Teresa may?
Come off it....Trump wins little hands down
I fancy Theresa May.
Have a word with your dick "
He knows it's wrong but he just can't help it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their is an average of 7 calories in a teaspoon of seaman.
Cheers mate that's put a stop to a lot of bj's "
But sooo much fun working those calories off |
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"Kim Jong-Un is no longer the world's craziest leader.
Teresa may?
Come off it....Trump wins little hands down
I fancy Theresa May.
Have a word with your dick
He knows it's wrong but he just can't help it."
Time to buy a cage |
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"If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, and no friends or family to prepare funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.
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An old school chum of mine died in Amsterdam, that searched high and low but couldn't find a next of kin. He only had a brother and they hadn't been in contact for years.
His brother found out after hiring someone to look for him.
Very sad. Hopefully he had a poem. |
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