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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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No. I actually travel around the country with work (abroad soon hopefully!) but I put two locations as one is my primary work area and the other my home; I can't be arsed changing it constantly if I am not meeting and have work to do. Oh and I am not a young tortoise. |
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"100% honest in every way?
Mine may contain a few white lies   "
Yes - mine is!
I'd be devastated if someone met me and was disappointed - so if anything I highlight my bad bits - just so they know not to expect perfection!
My age on my profile header is incorrect for personal reasons - but it's clearly there in the content - and if someone messages me and I think I'm older than they're looking for I'll check that they're aware of my real age! X |
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"100% honest in every way?
Mine may contain a few white lies "
Brilliant profile! 
Some time ago I was trying to Google where is that Sydney University stuff come from, and if there is any true story behind it, or it is just an urban legend.
But they are hiding pretty well, those snicky SU people, I couldn't find anything. |
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"I wonder how many guys on here have photoshoped their cock for their profile hahaha"
Actually I was asked (as I am photographer) if I can make penis larger in Photoshop. Call me naive, but I was stunned.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"100% honest in every way?
Mine may contain a few white lies
Brilliant profile!
Some time ago I was trying to Google where is that Sydney University stuff come from, and if there is any true story behind it, or it is just an urban legend.
But they are hiding pretty well, those snicky SU people, I couldn't find anything. "
Well I hope they're real or all my research will be for nothing but I'm enjoying it anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"100% honest in every way?
Mine may contain a few white lies
Loving yours!
I may have to 'borrow' bits from time to time if that's ok?
Don't worry - you won't feel a thing!  "
Feel free, and thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine's all true - the thought of being caught out in a lie, however trivial, mortifies me. Am too honest for my own good sometimes  "
Same here.
Never believed in dishonesty |
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I've named the closest city, rather than the town I live in, other than that it is brutally honest. I describe it as my marmite profile, although there's probably a lot more hate it than hate marmite. Either way, it helps out those who aren't right for me - so that's all good!
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"Completely 100% fabricated
so I did not wait in vane
happy to oblige. I don't like being too honest on here. There are some right freaking weirdos! "
Yeah, feel surrounded. We have to keep together! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm well I would say that mine is'nt strictly all true ...
I don't really live in Ireallyamfinethanksville ...
But everything else is pretty spot on "
I'd started to book my megabus...then it came to destination. Think my times been wasted! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
I couldn't lie to save my life. So ours is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Oh, sorry, I had the book of honesty in the wrong hand. (Can't remember the name of that book)  xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As long as the pictures don't lie surely the actual info doesn't matter? I suppose if discretion is a priority your info should to some extent represent a suppressed side of you... |
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Truth..
You wanna know the truth?
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You can't handle the truth!!
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Sorry, had to do it.
As for my profile, it's all true.. Absolutely 100% truth..
There maybe some embellishments of some facts,
I don't own a guide dog...
He died when I tried to make him scuba dive... Well, I had no one to babysit him..
And Milton Keynes isn't the worst place in the world, there are in fact a couple of war torn cities that are worse..
It does come a close second though....
So apart from those necessary amendments, it is all true..
Oh, I don't live in the Trump nursing home anymore,since it closed as the Mexicans refused to pay to run it.... |
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