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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What conversation would be an instant turn off for you?
Mine is football. In my opinion there is nothing good about overpaid, grown up boys kicking a ball about, One mention of it and that would have me running in the opposite direction. Thankfully, it's never happened yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again.""
That's unreal, hope you told her she wasn't worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again."
That's unreal, hope you told her she wasn't worth it "
'You're not L'Oreal, love' th |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If someone boasts about money thats an instant turn off.
If a guy tries to tell me what to wear thats an instant turn off too.
If a guy belittles the football team i support thats an instant turn off. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"What conversation would be an instant turn off for you?
Mine is football. In my opinion there is nothing good about overpaid, grown up boys kicking a ball about, One mention of it and that would have me running in the opposite direction. Thankfully, it's never happened yet."
Women complaining about football |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What conversation would be an instant turn off for you?
Mine is football. In my opinion there is nothing good about overpaid, grown up boys kicking a ball about, One mention of it and that would have me running in the opposite direction. Thankfully, it's never happened yet."
Funnily enough, I'm more likely to reply to someone who messages me about football
My instant turn off would be a message where they just talk about what they want to do sexually to me. So bloody boring and unoriginal |
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again.""
I had one a few days ago asking for £85 to pay for a new water pump for her car as her husband refused to pay it...we have not spoken since |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who "one up" every story ya tell.
Mr. Or missus two shites, tell em ya had a shite...they say they had two
Not to boast, but I've had three "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People tooting their own trumpet.
So you work in Chelsea and get too many air miles!? Big deal. One day, work gave out funsize Mars Bars and I took two! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who "one up" every story ya tell.
Mr. Or missus two shites, tell em ya had a shite...they say they had two"
Or Eleveneriffes! You go to Teneriffe they go to Eleveneriffe! |
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"If someone boasts about money thats an instant turn off.
If a guy tries to tell me what to wear thats an instant turn off too.
If a guy belittles the football team i support thats an instant turn off."
Shouldn't be belittling the champions of England x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who "one up" every story ya tell.
Mr. Or missus two shites, tell em ya had a shite...they say they had two
Or Eleveneriffes! You go to Teneriffe they go to Eleveneriffe! "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who "one up" every story ya tell.
Mr. Or missus two shites, tell em ya had a shite...they say they had two
Or Eleveneriffes! You go to Teneriffe they go to Eleveneriffe! "
brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who "one up" every story ya tell.
Mr. Or missus two shites, tell em ya had a shite...they say they had two
Or Eleveneriffes! You go to Teneriffe they go to Eleveneriffe! "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They message me and say, 'Ooh I've never tried oriental'. Then sometimes they give me their actual address or ask me to just turn up at a hotel. I'm not a takeaway delivery, mate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People tooting their own trumpet.
So you work in Chelsea and get too many air miles!? Big deal. One day, work gave out funsize Mars Bars and I took two! "
Who missed out due to your selfish act? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They message me and say, 'Ooh I've never tried oriental'. Then sometimes they give me their actual address or ask me to just turn up at a hotel. I'm not a takeaway delivery, mate!"
I think guys struggle to find an opening line when messaging so look for things on a profile to use in a message. You use oriental in your username so guys would naturally think you're happy to be addressed as oriental.
Like guys may say to me they fancy some fags or slippers, if you called yourself toffee apple they'd say they wanted a to try your toffee apple. You chose your username so you can't really moan when people make reference to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They message me and say, 'Ooh I've never tried oriental'. Then sometimes they give me their actual address or ask me to just turn up at a hotel. I'm not a takeaway delivery, mate!" I do hope you tell them that too. Why would anyone say that it's plain rude. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who "one up" every story ya tell.
Mr. Or missus two shites, tell em ya had a shite...they say they had two"
They've been to Tweleveriffe, its a popular destination for two shits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People tooting their own trumpet.
So you work in Chelsea and get too many air miles!? Big deal. One day, work gave out funsize Mars Bars and I took two!
Who missed out due to your selfish act? "
Haha, I actually had 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The downy bastard crew turn me off the most in mails.
Im wasting my time here, but...
Don't mean to trouble you but...
I know I'm not your type (???)...but
I'm new here and wondered if?...
And so on and so on
Be BOLD be COURAGEOUS be HUMAN or don't hit send.
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"If someone boasts about money thats an instant turn off.
If a guy tries to tell me what to wear thats an instant turn off too.
If a guy belittles the football team i support thats an instant turn off.
Shouldn't be belittling the champions of England x "
We'll see about that next Wednesday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation. "
But naughty language in the bedroom is allowed I take it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation. "
I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone boasts about money thats an instant turn off.
If a guy tries to tell me what to wear thats an instant turn off too.
If a guy belittles the football team i support thats an instant turn off.
Shouldn't be belittling the champions of England x "
Indeed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again.""
My ex did this this week. She literally wants me to buy her a dress for Valentine's and became abusive once l refused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything containing the word "remoaner", "Brexit means Brexit" or "make America great again".
I know we won't get on so it's a waste of time taking it any further. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
So you drive a flash car..... that don't impress me at all.
You earn X amount a year.... that don't impress me at all.
You have a yacht... that don't impress me at all.
You own your own business.... that don't impress me at all.
Think you are getting the picture now. Bladah, bladah, bladah xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation. "
Oh you'd hate me so.I've an awful mouth on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again.""
Fancy her trying to get you to go in an underwear shop, how rude, so did you just give her the cash instead haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you drive a flash car..... that don't impress me at all.
You earn X amount a year.... that don't impress me at all.
You have a yacht... that don't impress me at all.
You own your own business.... that don't impress me at all.
Think you are getting the picture now. Bladah, bladah, bladah xxxxx Suzi "
You should write a song! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inflated ego
Delusions of grandeur
Self righteous
Big drinkers
Drug users
Shallow
Fickle
Two faced "
Have you copy and pasted my ex wife's divorce papers!! |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"So you drive a flash car..... that don't impress me at all.
You earn X amount a year.... that don't impress me at all.
You have a yacht... that don't impress me at all.
You own your own business.... that don't impress me at all.
Think you are getting the picture now. Bladah, bladah, bladah xxxxx Suzi
You should write a song!"
Then get me a flash car, yacht, mansion, bladah, bladah, bladah.
Sadly someone beat me to it xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inflated ego
Delusions of grandeur
Self righteous
Big drinkers
Drug users
Shallow
Fickle
Two faced"
I thought you were describing me at first, but I don't take drugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation.
Oh you'd hate me so.I've an awful mouth on me "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Inflated ego
Delusions of grandeur
Self righteous
Big drinkers
Drug users
Shallow
Fickle
Two faced
I thought you were describing me at first, but I don't take drugs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting me to do ironing whilst she sat watching porn and masturbating on the coach......
This unbelievable story once happened to me with a one night stand when I was an apprentice working away!
The worst thing was one of the other apprentices shagged her a few weeks later and she told him all about it haha, I still get ironing jokes now 20 years on!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation. "
I have to admit I really do not like women swearing, if L swears she gets told off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People basically demanding sex from me, I hate that, some people think they just got an instant right to have sex with me "
Its probably because you are young and they think you are gullible |
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"People basically demanding sex from me, I hate that, some people think they just got an instant right to have sex with me
Its probably because you are young and they think you are gullible"
You more than likely right.. Good job I'm not though isn't it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation.
I have to admit I really do not like women swearing, if L swears she gets told off"
Well fuck that.I'd go nuts if my lad told me off for swearing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation.
Oh you'd hate me so.I've an awful mouth on me
Me too
Ah fuck that's me out then "
We'll have to all meet up and eff and blind together |
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation.
Oh you'd hate me so.I've an awful mouth on me
Me too
Ah fuck that's me out then
We'll have to all meet up and eff and blind together "
Lovely idea. |
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Bitching about previous meets they've had to us, while they're on a meet with us.
We had one couple round who kept banging on about how their previous meet couldn't get it up. Makes you wonder what they said to others about our meet with them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happily converse about anything, but major turn off is when a lady, uses swearing in normal conversation.
I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady."
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"What conversation would be an instant turn off for you?
Mine is football. In my opinion there is nothing good about overpaid, grown up boys kicking a ball about, One mention of it and that would have me running in the opposite direction. Thankfully, it's never happened yet."
Around 50 percent of the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Racism
Bigotry
Right wing politics
Taking the mickey out of those less fortunate
Slating bf/gf or previous meets
Bragging about previous meets
Bigging themselves up
Addressing as Dad or Sir or similar
Telling us what is gonna happen when we meet
Telling us how big there cock is at every opportunity
Over confident
Loud mouthed
Brash
Or any combination of the above |
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again."
underwear costs £90?? "
Err, where have you been lol... yes! The nice stuff (knickers, bra, suspender and stockings ... easy £90!)
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"RANTY PROFILES IN CAPS"
Shit forgot caps lock when I did mine.
BUT I SERIOUSLY HATE DIRTY OLD GRANDPAS ASKING ME IF I WANT TO LET THEM GUMMY BEAR ON MY DICK! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again."
underwear costs £90??
Err, where have you been lol... yes! The nice stuff (knickers, bra, suspender and stockings ... easy £90!)
Xx"
I would of given her a trip to primark. |
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again."
underwear costs £90??
Err, where have you been lol... yes! The nice stuff (knickers, bra, suspender and stockings ... easy £90!)
Xx
I would of given her a trip to primark. "
At least you could offer New Look! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again."
underwear costs £90??
Err, where have you been lol... yes! The nice stuff (knickers, bra, suspender and stockings ... easy £90!)
Xx
I would of given her a trip to primark.
At least you could offer New Look! Xx"
Maybe, I know folks that get 50% off there |
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"I was turned off massively when a lady I met asked me to buy her £90 worth of underwear "if I wanted to meet her again."
underwear costs £90??
Err, where have you been lol... yes! The nice stuff (knickers, bra, suspender and stockings ... easy £90!)
Xx
I would of given her a trip to primark.
At least you could offer New Look! Xx
Maybe, I know folks that get 50% off there "
Well, if ever you need to go 'knicker shopping' give us a shout lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a previous Taff profile . I met an absolutely stunning women. Heaven knows what she saw in me and agreed to meet.
When we met and talked , she was so self obsessed it totally put me off . Very little conversation apart from herself and money .
She wanted to meet again , I declined |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Folk that whine n bitch about trivial matters when there are millions of people experiencing real poverty n violence worldwide.
I tell them all......"It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you drive a flash car..... that don't impress me at all.
You earn X amount a year.... that don't impress me at all.
You have a yacht... that don't impress me at all.
You own your own business.... that don't impress me at all.
Think you are getting the picture now. Bladah, bladah, bladah xxxxx Suzi
You should write a song!"
That dont impress me much..
Shanias gonna be on the blower demanding royalties |
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