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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My mum just sent me and email targetted at stopping women smoking and it was a picture of an open box of Marlboro Lights with one 'cig' sticking out the top of the pack, but instead of them being cigarettes ...... they were penises!!
My fookin mum sent me this! She's 67 fgs!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum just sent me and email targetted at stopping women smoking and it was a picture of an open box of Marlboro Lights with one 'cig' sticking out the top of the pack, but instead of them being cigarettes ...... they were penises!!
My fookin mum sent me this! She's 67 fgs!! "
How many is she on a day ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum just sent me and email targetted at stopping women smoking and it was a picture of an open box of Marlboro Lights with one 'cig' sticking out the top of the pack, but instead of them being cigarettes ...... they were penises!!
My fookin mum sent me this! She's 67 fgs!!
How many is she on a day ? "
Fucking one!! I hope!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
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Well Son, no it doesn't matter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
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Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception! "
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA |
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA "
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
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I'd be an 80 a day woman if that was the case. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head "
You are SOOOOO bad!!  |
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head
You are SOOOOO bad!! "
who me .... im innocent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head
You are SOOOOO bad!!
who me .... im innocent "
I've said it before. You're about as innocent as a puppy sitting next to a huge pile of poo. |
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head
You are SOOOOO bad!!
who me .... im innocent
I've said it before. You're about as innocent as a puppy sitting next to a huge pile of poo. "
i can do the soppy puppy dog look as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head
You are SOOOOO bad!!
who me .... im innocent
I've said it before. You're about as innocent as a puppy sitting next to a huge pile of poo.
i can do the soppy puppy dog look as well "
...and I can do the beast with two backs.  |
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"Obviously the campaign was putting the message across that women are reluctant to put a cock in their mouths so it they made cigs look like cocks they wouldn't smoke either...
How does my mum know about BJs!!!
Ooooh Wishy!
You sound like my kids: they're convinced they're the product of immaculate conception!
Um... {plays loud music, very loudly}
I'M NOT LISTENING.... LA LA LA LA
but that thought has now been ingraved into your head
You are SOOOOO bad!!
who me .... im innocent
I've said it before. You're about as innocent as a puppy sitting next to a huge pile of poo.
i can do the soppy puppy dog look as well "
Oh I love ticking puppy fog's tummies |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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i think yous may have the wrong end of the stick here.
this campaign,is not about stopping smoking.
the campaign message is,smoke more cock.
(don't light)
i'm hoping this is the most successful campaign,ever.
i have noticed a sad decline,in this area over the last few years.
the only time i get my cock,in mrs saucy's mouth these days,is when she's sleeping.
i'm just waiting for the night she thinks,i'ts a chipolata,and bites,instead of sucks. |
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