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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some people are so fucking stupid!!! Just at a BP garage in Malvern and two police men are sat staring at a woman who was filling her car and smoking at the same time... WTF!!!
Proper dangerous and the police are just sitting there. I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside!" The woman's arm was on fucking fire!!! She was running around like a nutter waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher. Then proceed to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!
I couldn't help myself and asked them why they were arresting her? Wasn't almost burning alive punishment enough?
"For waving a Firearm". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure I hear that joke on here last week.
But in the meantime, gorge on this REAL piece of idiocy...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7489457.stm
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Is it real? no way of knowing these days with fartbook putting out stories that others claim to have witnessed... Emergency services in England at least have been answering with what is your emergency for decades, and it can get you 6 months inside and £5000 fine.
So maybe Wales is slow to catch on, or maybe it's more fake news.
footnote: Petrol from the pump comes from underground tanks so it's cold, and it's under preasure from the pump, so it is about as safe as it ever gets, you still find ashtrays on top of fuel pumps in Italy. and American petrol only contains nitro glycerine from garages in holywood |
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Its the first time I've seen it and I thought it was funny.
To be fair I laugh every time my dad goes to the dentist and tells me
"my teeth are alright but my gums have got to come out"
so I'm easily pleased. |
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