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The last thing you had in your mouth
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over a year ago
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What was it?
Crumpets for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cappuccino at the hairdressers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skittles |
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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago
Your wildest Dreams |
"What was it?
Crumpets for me "
Same but cheese melted on top 
Mazza x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a piece of cheese |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
Fish fingers  xxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pencil |
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A mint Oreo ( but ssshh I'm on a diet  )
Mrs blue eyes |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
A fried egg and blue cheese sammich.
Om nom nom nom. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Tea for me. I wish I could post cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Egg sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My finger, checking a lump in my gum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bottle of water "
The whole bottle  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Salt and vinegar crisps. Wish I could say something a bit more exciting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cornflakes for lunch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My vapour cig thingy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Star bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Star bar"
What! Can you still get them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rubbish Bakewell tart |
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Pulled pork. Very nice it was to.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cup of tea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm  |
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Pen
Would prefer penis but ho hum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nuts |
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"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama "
Yum, Giraffe do a good one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My tongue - it's still in there actually ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wine Gum, green one mind, all the reds & blacks have gone ! |
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"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama
Yum, Giraffe do a good one too "
Mmmm, a Giraffe curry, now there's an idea 
Anyone fancy catching one for me or have I got to let ma pet Lion loose again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scones, jam, cream mmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Antibiotics.
x |
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Raspberry flavoured water .
Miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Homemade banana cake and coffee.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chilli and rice |
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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago
Gran Canaria |
Soda Bread. Nom nom nom. Miss C. Xx |
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"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama
Yum, Giraffe do a good one too
Mmmm, a Giraffe curry, now there's an idea
Anyone fancy catching one for me or have I got to let ma pet Lion loose again "
 I would like to see this, could you do the voice over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lemsips. Before that my thumb. I've been dribbling in my sleep. xxx |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Chocolate and oringe cake in a chocolate and oringe zest sorce. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.
Eve. X |
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Loads a of protein ,lol a protein bar you rude ppl lol |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
A carrot, to stop me scoffing all the kids naughty treats as i'm still on a diet..
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"Chicken Katsu courtesy of Wagamama
Yum, Giraffe do a good one too
Mmmm, a Giraffe curry, now there's an idea
Anyone fancy catching one for me or have I got to let ma pet Lion loose again
I would like to see this, could you do the voice over?"
Oooh, David Attenborough I can do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee |
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Jamaican mutton pattie, made by me. My best mate is jamaican but he can't make them. His family think he is the best cook ever because his patties are so good. They would have a hell of a shock if they found out I made them not him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A slice of warm apple pie mmmmmm |
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Half a bag of skittles all in one go |
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"Lemsips. Before that my thumb. I've been dribbling in my sleep. xxx"
Lemsip for me too. how dull  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sip of tea from my cuppa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lemsips. Before that my thumb. I've been dribbling in my sleep. xxx
Lemsip for me too. how dull "
I do hope you feel as bad as me. I'm attempting to stay awake for a few hrs now. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prawn cocktail crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheesecake been out for lunch .Then went to gym to burn it off . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chocolate hob nob with a cup of tea, and yes I'm a dunker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana  |
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over a year ago
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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Toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with butter...and a coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Salt & vinegar crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.
Eve. X"
Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Second cup of coffee. |
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"Jamaican mutton pattie, made by me. My best mate is jamaican but he can't make them. His family think he is the best cook ever because his patties are so good. They would have a hell of a shock if they found out I made them not him "
Haha nice one! My mate makes me a lovely mutton curry occasionally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate milkshake extra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jaffa cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.
Eve. X
Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products "
Musclefood doll. We get all of our meat from there and then things like egg whites, bread, protein bars, chianti seeds etc etc.
I think their prices are pretty good.
I don't mind Rye bread either and that is sold as tesco etc.
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ready salted Pringles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The dentist's tool....And I don't mean his Willy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate smothered toffee from Thorntons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.
Eve. X
Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products
Musclefood doll. We get all of our meat from there and then things like egg whites, bread, protein bars, chianti seeds etc etc.
I think their prices are pretty good.
I don't mind Rye bread either and that is sold as tesco etc.
Eve. X"
£5 for a 680g loaf . Why is good food so expensive.
Pizza diet doesn't seem like a bad idea now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Welsh cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wholegrain toast with avocado and poached eggs. Amazing.
Eve. X
Where do you buy wholegrain? Online prices are absolutely for wholegrain products
Musclefood doll. We get all of our meat from there and then things like egg whites, bread, protein bars, chianti seeds etc etc.
I think their prices are pretty good.
I don't mind Rye bread either and that is sold as tesco etc.
Eve. X
£5 for a 680g loaf . Why is good food so expensive.
Pizza diet doesn't seem like a bad idea now "
I know but we freeze it and just defrost what we need so no wastage.
Good food is expensive. We are happy to just get wholemeal if we don't have wholegrain in though. I just get wholegrain when ordering our big shop.
The pizza diet would be so good! I want pizza! *insert the super dramatic and miserable emoji.*
Eve. X |
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I wish I could say tea. But having stopping for a "brew" Mac Donald's between jobs I can't really quantify what it actually is. It had a fair trade logo on it so I'm assuming it maybe uranium of some sort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pen, long day at work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a trio biscuit xx |
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A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was it?
Crumpets for me "
lettuce lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate."
bad daddy but kinder chocolate is soooooo nice xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea "
yes please white strong no sugar xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea yes please white strong no sugar xx"
I make a banging tea
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Lindt 85% dark chocolate. Yummy. And so intense I had to stop at 2 squares. Ok 3. Make that 4 |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Jelly man.
Haribo or course - the other kind are only jelly afterwards |
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A clarinet....well just the mouthpiece, otherwise I'd be in great demand from some of the guys on here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A banana eclair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea yes please white strong no sugar xx I make a banging tea"
I love my tea however ive been drinking a lot of hot squash xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Early dinner...just had a chicken shish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haribo. |
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"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate."
Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My foot. Quite a novility as both feet are usually in there. X |
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By *onbon7Couple
over a year ago
Cardiff |
A banana - bit of energy before going to the gym |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very chewy Swizzles drumstick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Rolo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A glass of Shiraz mourvedre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken chasseur |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nachos |
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"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.
Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol "
Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids. |
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"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.
Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol
Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids."
Hehe, I'll keep your secret if you share. I love kinder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Home made chicken, chick pea and vegetable curry with jacket potato. I'm stuffed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Double decker |
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over a year ago
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
My work access pass.
Living. The. Dream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My lip as I bit it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My own cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just tried some plantain crisps a workmate gave me - not bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A crunchy out of my lady friends pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pint of stella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Munchie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacon cob |
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"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.
Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol
Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids.
Hehe, I'll keep your secret if you share. I love kinder "
Then the 'kinder bars are on me'!
Wait should that be milky bars? Stuff it who cares, I stand by my original statement and will remember that for future reference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a swig of coffee...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jelly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just had a coffee and a Jaffa Cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chip bap, Coke Zero just to balance it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A frazzle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mum."
Oh no he didn't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mum.
Oh no he didn't!"
Yes, yes he did. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mum."
You dug her up then? Wrong site for cracking into a cold one babs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ice cube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haribo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pills.....
Of the legal variety painkillers and antibiotics for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An olive"
The Devils snack |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mango
Why? |
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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
strongbow cider for medical reasons . |
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over a year ago
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
Weetabix . Came back from the gym hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toothbrush 5mins ago ready for bed haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A screw ..... just spent last hour putting a bed together, need a serious back massage now .... soooooo many screws |
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Pasta
What would u like in my mouth |
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"A kinder bar. Don't tell my kids they'll go nuts if they know I have eating their chocolate.
Ooh naughty daddy. I'm telling lol
Don't! I am already in the dog house with the cat for forgetting to feed him this morning. Last thing I need is two monking kids.
Hehe, I'll keep your secret if you share. I love kinder
Then the 'kinder bars are on me'!
Wait should that be milky bars? Stuff it who cares, I stand by my original statement and will remember that for future reference."
Any chocolate will do to be fair lol, I love it all.
Just plie me with cocoa and I will be putty in your hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the tv remote disgusting i know but iv had worse ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cup of tea which I am still enjoying |
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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
more strongy liking this thread |
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Toffee and honeycombed cheesecake...so...damn...good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toblerone mmmm |
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The finest wines known to humanity |
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"The finest wines known to humanity "
Oh that's not true but I can't say what it was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toothpaste/brush
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teeth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chewing gum, still chewin' it. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apple |
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