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Who are the worst drivers. Audi drivers or mums doing the school run?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just assume all drivers are wankers and steer clear of all other cars as far as I possibly can, leaving home long before the school runs or the office slave types. I assume every other driver is going to pull some sort of cockwomble manoeuvre, so leave plenty of gap between myself and the next vehicle.
My commute is so stress free by following those tips. |
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Toyota had their, "The car in front is a Toyota" slogan.
Audi should have, "The car up your arse, two inch off your back bumper pushing you along, eager to tear arse passed you at any second, is probably an Audi." |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
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"Toyota had their, "The car in front is a Toyota" slogan.
Audi should have, "The car up your arse, two inch off your back bumper pushing you along, eager to tear arse passed you at any second, is probably an Audi.""
I refer you to my post above lol so Oi!!! ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People in supermarket car parks. Any gender or age. For some inexplicable reason, all sense is lost once we enter the car park zone. " No that is just women they are known for bad parking ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"People in supermarket car parks. Any gender or age. For some inexplicable reason, all sense is lost once we enter the car park zone. "
We went shopping a while back, parked in the kiddy bays next to a little red 2-door Korean thing. Opened our doors with no issue to get everyone out.
Came back to find a sizable dent in drivers door & red paint!! Whoever it was must have literally flung the door wide open to have their door reach our car..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I walk the School run. Then i skip and jump for joy back to the house
I drive to school with Radio1 blaring in my ears & kids arguing, I drive home to Radio4 or ClassicFM
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Ha it's great for lowering child induced high blood pressure ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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Toyota Prius drivers are by far the worse drivers in London.
The met police have set up a department specifically to deal with the accidents and complaints made against them.
I work closely with the city police and they are concerend about the meteoric rise in incidents involving drivers of this car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hehe. I don't miss the frantic school run drive. In fact. I don't miss driving at all.
I must say I don't mind an Audi either. I know some pretty gorgeous Audi drivers.
Yeah. The mums win. |
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"Toyota had their, "The car in front is a Toyota" slogan.
Audi should have, "The car up your arse, two inch off your back bumper pushing you along, eager to tear arse passed you at any second, is probably an Audi."
I refer you to my post above lol so Oi!!! "
Me too; I drive an Audi on the public roads, and save the 'Red mist' for my Caterham on the racetrack ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Audi drivers followed closely by BMW. "
Probably 3rd - mercedes benz drivers.
Not saying ALL drivers of these vehicles are bad. Most of drivers I see always seem in a big hurry, no matter what time of day it is.
Some shocking driving I've seen.
The drivers who when coming onto motorway dont indicate and accelerate from the on-ramp right to the fast lane in ONE go.
Then when they exit, they do the opposite, hard brake, straight from fast lane to off-ramp.
The idiots that constantly weave from one lane to another overtaking everyone in there path.
C'mon, why do most drivers seem to be in such a damn hurry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the worst drivers are the old ones who need a cushion to see over the steering wheel...no matter what they drive "
I drove with a cushion during my driving lessons...
Is it just old drivers that are terrible if they need a cushion? Or are young drivers terrible too if they need a cushion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always used to think people going over the top when talking about how bad the traffic was around the schools and having experienced it for myself can see its appalling some of the parents just don't care where they park how they park and that the Highway Code doesn't apply to them when they are picking their kids up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers. "
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers.
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself "
Nah. Audis are high value cars too and I don't assume we are dicks.
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers.
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself "
Nope, its the person in control of the car, or not as the case may occasionally be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers.
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself
Nah. Audis are high value cars too and I don't assume we are dicks.
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Sorry it was just you mentioning mums who drive range rovers and not mentioning audis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers.
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself
Nope, its the person in control of the car, or not as the case may occasionally be"
Yes I totally agree. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers.
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself
Nah. Audis are high value cars too and I don't assume we are dicks.
Sorry it was just you mentioning mums who drive range rovers and not mentioning audis. "
I don't think the comments were entirely serious... Most people know that you don't drive like a twunt because the value of your car compels you to.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's nowt wrong with audi drivers
That aside, school run mums in range/land rovers.
I often drop my daughter off in our range rover however sometimes I use a focus, as far as I'm aware I'm still the same driver and have respect for other road users. Does it really make people assume your a dick as you drive a high value car? I don't pay much art attention myself
Nah. Audis are high value cars too and I don't assume we are dicks.
Sorry it was just you mentioning mums who drive range rovers and not mentioning audis.
I don't think the comments were entirely serious... Most people know that you don't drive like a twunt because the value of your car compels you to.
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I drive the same regardless of the value, the two aren't connected. My main concern when driving is safety and respect of myself and my daughter and other road users, and maybe what music we listen too ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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