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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.
You just have to have one to really be a man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was that at the thread or my reply?"
I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..
I like those who just get on with it... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was that at the thread or my reply?
I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..
I like those who just get on with it..."
It's a tongue in cheek thread  no ones seriously making a point of anything |
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Was that at the thread or my reply?
I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..
I like those who just get on with it..."
Oh I'd get on with you, of that I have no doubt  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?
Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception... "
I'll pop round on weekend for an hour... see ya later |
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Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?
Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception...
I'll pop round on weekend for an hour... see ya later "
I'll look out for the Porche....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was that at the thread or my reply?
I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..
I like those who just get on with it...
It's a tongue in cheek thread no ones seriously making a point of anything"
I know...hence the |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was that at the thread or my reply?
I quite like a manly man, but not a man who has to make a point about being manly..
I like those who just get on with it...
It's a tongue in cheek thread no ones seriously making a point of anything
I know...hence the "
I honestly never saw the
I'll crawl back into my man cave now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly
*scratching balls while typing "
Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
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Hey, your'e only 160 miles away from me, fancy a coffee sometime?
Haha, well if you're passing I might make an exception...
I'll pop round on weekend for an hour... see ya later
I'll look out for the Porche.... "
I've got a porch too - made it out of wood using screws and an electric screwdriver - even cut myself and didn't cry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A thread for the men
Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.
What makes you a mans man?"
I use the plans for flatpack furnature to light the BBQ it's then hot and ready to cook in 45 mins when I've finished. |
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I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.
I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I open beer bottles with my multi tool.
(Real men still call there teeth multitools don't they?)
Yeah I can open them with my teeth"
How do I a love smiley again? |
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"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.
I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth. "
That is utter shite. A real man would never go shopping #PreparesForIncomingFire |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.
I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth. "
Someone get this man a beer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A thread for the men
Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.
What makes you a mans man?"
I do that all the time...The elusive pencil topper is unisex
Madame B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.
I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth.
Someone get this man a beer! "
A real man would have carried his beer in too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I opened a tin of beans with a knife........ I'm now in A&E "
Now if you said you were eating cold beans as you were being stiched up....Mmm that's manly
Madame B |
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"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.
You just have to have one to really be a man!"
I have one
I also moved two wardrobes the other weekend when I re jigged a room and I fixed the leaky toilet at work.....
So by all your reckoning
Hey I'm a man!!!
Who knew
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.
You just have to have one to really be a man!"
Dick has one of those it's called the garage |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly
*scratching balls while typing
Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does "
I'll keep scratching then. Always wanted to see what it was like being a bloke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly
*scratching balls while typing
Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does
I'll keep scratching then. Always wanted to see what it was like being a bloke "
I'd happily swap bodies with you if you want? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pissed on the toilet seat
'Can you piss out of a railway carriage window?' (said with Billy Connolly's accent...) "
lol now you doing a scots accent would make me piss myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kissed a lovely lady then carried her to the bed.....
Later lit the fire and ran the bath and now working on her car.
Sounds more like a slave "
Slaves don't get rewarded...but I get to whip her ass later.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Replaced a gland on a tap as well as a gate valve after draining the cold water system.
Started boarding the loft.
Changed a switch without electrocuting myself this time.
Baked chocolate chip cookies.
Mr L  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Replaced a gland on a tap as well as a gate valve after draining the cold water system.
Started boarding the loft.
Changed a switch without electrocuting myself this time.
Baked chocolate chip cookies.
Mr L "
Also filled the car with washer fluid. In between being semi naked in overalls holding two tyres with bits of dirty engine oil smeared over my torso |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I put petrol in the car, nothing special in that i hear you say, but i stretched the fuel pump right over to the opposite side of the car as the fuel cap was at the other side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you a mans man?
I measure the length of my genitalia with the remote control of a well known television service provider."
Virgin! (snigger) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.
You just have to have one to really be a man!"
I've got one of those xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I stood on the prongs of a plug today and only cried for like 20 minutes
Mans man!
Ooooh....is that worse than Lego?!"
A lot worse. When i stood on it i would have welcomed death with open arms 
Or you, judging by that profile pic
But with the amount of tears i had streaming down my face i doubt you would have wanted to |
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"A pissed on the toilet seat
'Can you piss out of a railway carriage window?' (said with Billy Connolly's accent...) lol now you doing a scots accent would make me piss myself "
I'm very good at them I'll have you know!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What makes you a mans man?
I measure the length of my genitalia with the remote control of a well known television service provider.
Virgin! (snigger) "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stood on the prongs of a plug today and only cried for like 20 minutes
Mans man!
Ooooh....is that worse than Lego?!
A lot worse. When i stood on it i would have welcomed death with open arms
Or you, judging by that profile pic
But with the amount of tears i had streaming down my face i doubt you would have wanted to "
Smooth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.
You just have to have one to really be a man!
I've got one of those xxx"
me too - its the only drawer that often gets stuck shut and i have to wiggle about to open the damn thing |
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"I chop wood too and make fire. Does that make me all manly
*scratching balls while typing
Chopping wood doesn't make you manly but I'd say scratching your balls definitely does "
with of course the obligatory finger sniff after.. |
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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago
Bristol, Thornbury |
"I have a "man drawer". Fuses, odd screws, random screwdrivers and spanners, a couple of nearly complete plugs, Swiss Army knife, two non-specific car bulbs.....etc.
You just have to have one to really be a man!
I've got one of those xxx
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You forget the battery's of undetermined life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tonight im going to build an aeroplane and shop for light bulbs
Are you going to build it topless in the pouring rain? That's really manly."
No, ever since that meeting with HR i have to wear at least a t-shirt now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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True story .....spent year living in fod axe machete multi tool knife load a rope n spade ....built my own wonderland till forestry workers said no no no had my own bath stone n moss feeding off natural spring built loads a paths n stone steps to make area accessible....hazzle n willow to make shelter that turned in to a bit a multi complex over time ....dear rabbit wild boar pheasant.odd squirrel lol was bloody lovely only came back out as got work at some big mansion down track n people slowly talked me in to playing the game a life again lol .26\27 spent two winters and a summer living on piranies on Spanish side about 30,km from rippol old ruins that got rebuilt n habited 14km on dirt n animal tracks to nearest small very very small village bar shop couple a houses that it .....cold as fuck but so lovely up there amazing 19\21 and spent a winter ip in brecfa mountains in Wales doing the off grid n live of land thing that was bleak n hard .......no not forces I do it because I love it n can ...modern lifes to bloody easy......every ones going soft lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ps post above just poped this back on my head lol nearly sliced my fav open as my ex turned up at work one day as trying carve a gargoyle. Out a some bath stone using the stihl disc cutter one handed letter a dust b scrape mark up my face n for head was a bit close for comfort that one .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"True story .....spent year living in fod axe machete multi tool knife load a rope n spade ....built my own wonderland till forestry workers said no no no had my own bath stone n moss feeding off natural spring built loads a paths n stone steps to make area accessible....hazzle n willow to make shelter that turned in to a bit a multi complex over time ....dear rabbit wild boar pheasant.odd squirrel lol was bloody lovely only came back out as got work at some big mansion down track n people slowly talked me in to playing the game a life again lol .26\27 spent two winters and a summer living on piranies on Spanish side about 30,km from rippol old ruins that got rebuilt n habited 14km on dirt n animal tracks to nearest small very very small village bar shop couple a houses that it .....cold as fuck but so lovely up there amazing 19\21 and spent a winter ip in brecfa mountains in Wales doing the off grid n live of land thing that was bleak n hard .......no not forces I do it because I love it n can ...modern lifes to bloody easy......every ones going soft lol "
rememebr the first series of grand designs when it wasnt all about spending the most money - just building something different - good for you |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.
I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth. "
Hahaha what a man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went shopping and loaded the boot up with groceries.
I then took them from the boot to the kitchen in ONE TRIP, 14 bags in one hand, 12 in the other, a french stick under each arm with a 6 pinter of milk in my teeth.
Hahaha what a man "
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A thread for the men
Today, I sharpened a pencil with a Stanley knife.
What makes you a mans man?"
I do that all the time, does that make me a man's man? 
Ruby |
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if I'm trying to fix something and it isn't going right.. i tend to break into a swearing fit and inflict damage to said item with any heavy object that's within reach.. though this probably doesn't prove I'm a mans man.. more a psycho trannie.. |
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"True story .....spent year living in fod axe machete multi tool knife load a rope n spade ....built my own wonderland till forestry workers said no no no had my own bath stone n moss feeding off natural spring built loads a paths n stone steps to make area accessible....hazzle n willow to make shelter that turned in to a bit a multi complex over time ....dear rabbit wild boar pheasant.odd squirrel lol was bloody lovely only came back out as got work at some big mansion down track n people slowly talked me in to playing the game a life again lol .26\27 spent two winters and a summer living on piranies on Spanish side about 30,km from rippol old ruins that got rebuilt n habited 14km on dirt n animal tracks to nearest small very very small village bar shop couple a houses that it .....cold as fuck but so lovely up there amazing 19\21 and spent a winter ip in brecfa mountains in Wales doing the off grid n live of land thing that was bleak n hard .......no not forces I do it because I love it n can ...modern lifes to bloody easy......every ones going soft lol
Ps post above just poped this back on my head lol nearly sliced my fav open as my ex turned up at work one day as trying carve a gargoyle. Out a some bath stone using the stihl disc cutter one handed letter a dust b scrape mark up my face n for head was a bit close for comfort that one ....
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If you could please redistribute all of those "......" to the right places instead of gathering them up at the end of random sentences, I would be rather impressed.
Least manly post here I know, but there's no excuse for bad punctuation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I tucked it back. Then stood in front of the mirror, opened my legs and the glass shattered everywhere.
Could barely see my victory pose in the reflection.
Or my cape. |
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