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Would you fuck, have tea with, beauty treatment or taken to the toilet
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.
Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. |
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"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.
Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "
??????.....huh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.
Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "
Tea, Fuck, Tea
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That was for kinky bird sorry "
"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me."
Someone didn't read the post. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued with the beauty treatment.
What does I guy get with that? I need details.  "
Hmm better put the menu up
For ladies
Manicure/pedicure with shellac
Rough skin removal and clipped toenails
Indian head massage, nothing too gay.
For men
Intimate hair removal
Full body massage
Prostate milking
Manicure/pedicure with cuticle oils and conditioning (clear) nail polish
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.
Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's
Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.
Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's
Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. "
Cup of tea and maybe a fuck!
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"Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.
Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's
Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. "
mmmmmm yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you provide biscuits with the tea?  "
Of course, we'd have foxes chocolate Viennese, mint clubs, viscounts, chocolate digestives, bourbons, nice, rich tea and kit kats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That's a no thanks from me, sorry don't fuck anyone unless L is involved, don't like tea, being taken to the toilet is not appealing, and I am beautiful enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.
Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "
All of the above!
Throw in one of those sleeping blowjobs too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you provide biscuits with the tea?
Of course, we'd have foxes chocolate Viennese, mint clubs, viscounts, chocolate digestives, bourbons, nice, rich tea and kit kats. "
Could I have lemon puff biscuits instead please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can pick one or any combination, whatever you fancy really.
Taken to the toilet is only for number 1's
Lazy pee pees, I hold the willy, give it a little shake afterwards and pop it in my mouth to clean it. "
So I'd go for cuppa (coffee tho) then a massage then fuck, then taken to the toilet cos that is sexy as hell then fuck again!! If that's ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh sorry, excuse me a moment, I was just ringing my local pizza place to tell them I don't want to order a pizza. "
Sorry hadn't realised this thread was only for those who fancy the OP  |
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"By the op. Only the op not the person above, just me only me. No skipping people just me.
Options are, fuck, cuppa tea (loose leaf, cup and saucer job) be taken to the toilet or receive a beauty treatment. "
Beauty treatments and then a good fuck. Or perhaps vice versa. Decisions...
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm intrigued with the beauty treatment.
What does I guy get with that? I need details.
Hmm better put the menu up
For ladies
Manicure/pedicure with shellac
Rough skin removal and clipped toenails
Indian head massage, nothing too gay.
For men
Intimate hair removal
Full body massage
Prostate milking
Manicure/pedicure with cuticle oils and conditioning (clear) nail polish
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I'll have that treatment, sounds great, just what I was hoping for at the Spa at the weekend...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck, tea and beauty treatment. Not necessarily in that order. I physically can't got to the toilet in front of anyone.  But I will happily fuck another dude's wife while he watches.  |
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