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By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago
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After sensualy coating my self and a certain lady in oil in her rather spacious Tiled bath room. She was about to lead me through the door to a night of super sex I slipped cracked my head on the roll top bath she tried to come to my aid and ended up in a heel around the toilet. The encounter ended with us both trying to swim across the oil covered tiles to the door. Eventuality. We made it. The mood lost I went to A and E to get my gash on my head seen to. SO BEWARE BABY OIL IT'S FUN BUT DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS |
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over a year ago
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While I hope your both ok, why did it not occur to either of you beforehand that baby oil and tiles could be an issue?
Or is this where my instilled risk assesment proves useful to me x |
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I have this picture in my head ( chuckles quietly.)
I broke my arm after massaging my feet in creams wnt out into aviary later and the floor was wet, Right leg went forward in a sliding motion into splits wrist hit the deck and broke. I was naked at the time and just about to get dressed for work. Had to crawl in and find clothes and get dressed enough to call a neighbour to take me to hospital. Tore muscle back of thigh was black from bottom to knee. Couldnt walk for a week.
Lesson learnt hope you recovered ok. |
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By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have this picture in my head ( chuckles quietly.)
I broke my arm after massaging my feet in creams wnt out into aviary later and the floor was wet, Right leg went forward in a sliding motion into splits wrist hit the deck and broke. I was naked at the time and just about to get dressed for work. Had to crawl in and find clothes and get dressed enough to call a neighbour to take me to hospital. Tore muscle back of thigh was black from bottom to knee. Couldnt walk for a week.
Lesson learnt hope you recovered ok. "
ouch! I only had seven stitches to the side of my head . but lovely soft skin |
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"I have this picture in my head ( chuckles quietly.)
I broke my arm after massaging my feet in creams wnt out into aviary later and the floor was wet, Right leg went forward in a sliding motion into splits wrist hit the deck and broke. I was naked at the time and just about to get dressed for work. Had to crawl in and find clothes and get dressed enough to call a neighbour to take me to hospital. Tore muscle back of thigh was black from bottom to knee. Couldnt walk for a week.
Lesson learnt hope you recovered ok. ouch! I only had seven stitches to the side of my head . but lovely soft skin "
Seven!! Ouch!!!  |
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"Hard luck there fella. Bio oil will work for the scar once it's healed. Don't scratch it or pull at the stitches no matter how much they itch. "
And stay off the tiles while applying
Glad you are OK and smiling about it now
Madame B |
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"After sensualy coating my self and a certain lady in oil in her rather spacious Tiled bath room. She was about to lead me through the door to a night of super sex I slipped cracked my head on the roll top bath she tried to come to my aid and ended up in a heel around the toilet. The encounter ended with us both trying to swim across the oil covered tiles to the door. Eventuality. We made it. The mood lost I went to A and E to get my gash on my head seen to. SO BEWARE BABY OIL IT'S FUN BUT DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS"
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Beats the time the heel on my shoe broke and I went flying down the stairs and breaking my foot on meet at my place to shame
Nice to know things like this don't just happen to me "
i think we need to hear more about this! |
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By *zoo OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm torn between imagining this to the Benny Hill theme tune or O Fortuna.
Hope you're ok  "
yes thank you. But the lady in question as she held my hand while the nurse practice her cross stich on my head whispered my one liner "i suppose a quick shag out of the question"
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"I'm torn between imagining this to the Benny Hill theme tune or O Fortuna.
Hope you're ok yes thank you. But the lady in question as she held my hand while the nurse practice her cross stich on my head whispered my one liner "i suppose a quick shag out of the question"
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Hahaha, sounds like a keeper buddy |
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Ah yes....
On my first oil sexwrestling outing, I was having a lovely time with a friend, dressed in French knickers and slithering around in oodles of babyoil.
Nick was taking photos and tried to stand up to get a good angle.
Bad idea.
One thing we did learn was, put out lots of towels to make a path to the bath. Just crawl there and sort of slide over the side into the bath. Do not attempt a shower!!
Janet xxxxxx
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"Ah yes....
On my first oil sexwrestling outing, I was having a lovely time with a friend, dressed in French knickers and slithering around in oodles of babyoil.
Nick was taking photos and tried to stand up to get a good angle.
Bad idea.
One thing we did learn was, put out lots of towels to make a path to the bath. Just crawl there and sort of slide over the side into the bath. Do not attempt a shower!!
Janet xxxxxx
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I like the idea of baby oil fun. good call with the towels. But I'd be fucked, I only have a shower. x |
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"this is where you learn to put a bath sheet on the bed (other surfaces are available) as you oil each other - much safer "
thanks
my first thoughts where to use something more waterproof, probably not such a good idea. |
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