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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm"."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sucked me right in until the firearm bit, damn you!!  made you chuckle thou "
It did! and chuckles have been few on the ground today so bless ya for that  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm"."
Well played darling 
Did you enjoy your Chinese xxx |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".
Well played darling
Did you enjoy your Chinese xxx"
yes darling got soaked getting it thou  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"??Some people are so fucking thick!!! Just at the petrol garage and two old bill are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time........Like really....wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and old bill are just sitting there.....I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!!.......She was running around like a strawb ........waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher......then proceeds to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot!.....I couldn't help myself and asked em why the fuck they were nicking her after just burning her arm!! wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".
Well played darling
Did you enjoy your Chinese xxxyes darling got soaked getting it thou "
What did that the nan in uniform or the handcuffs or maybe both  |
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