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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
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The profile is fine but I'm not a fan of your pics, sorry  "
You haven't looked at my profile. I can tell because it says; you haven't looked at my profile 
Use a more difficult password, that one is too easy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The profile is fine but I'm not a fan of your pics, sorry
You haven't looked at my profile. I can tell because it says; you haven't looked at my profile
Use a more difficult password, that one is too easy "
You looked twice at mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good profile hun... 
A guid profile - nice selection of pictures and well written saying what you are looking for  "
very good profile, nice selection of photos and good write up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Overall a good profile, nice pics and we'll written. Only thing I would suggest is maybe show ur verifies. I always think a person has something to hide when they're hidden but otherwise good job |
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"Overall a good profile, nice pics and we'll written. Only thing I would suggest is maybe show ur verifies. I always think a person has something to hide when they're hidden but otherwise good job "
A well written and to the point profile.
Lovely pictures!!! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"Overall a good profile, nice pics and we'll written. Only thing I would suggest is maybe show ur verifies. I always think a person has something to hide when they're hidden but otherwise good job "
Can only say bang on  |
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"Nice pics...without the obligatory cock shot...well done!
Hope that was for me?
If it was then thank you very much your doing ok "
Thank you
I would suggest a couple more pics and expand a bit on your text. A bit more about what your looking for and why you can give in return perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pics needed
Good profile, nice pics think it's stright to the point "
Great profile nothing really to change. If I was being really critical I'd say put what you want and the positives before what you don't want and negatives |
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By *larayCouple
over a year ago
bolton |
"More pics needed
Good profile, nice pics think it's stright to the point
Great profile nothing really to change. If I was being really critical I'd say put what you want and the positives before what you don't want and negatives "
good profile with tasteful pics x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More pics needed
Good profile, nice pics think it's stright to the point
Great profile nothing really to change. If I was being really critical I'd say put what you want and the positives before what you don't want and negatives good profile with tasteful pics x"
Expand the blurb more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pixie, you're just like Ronseal, exactly what it says on the tin
I like x
Direct and to the point."
Great text, informative and well worded. Only thing I could suggest is maybe a couple more pics but that's just being picky for the sake of the thread xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This wos fun larst time.
Give advice then get advice.
Be as nice or as harsh as you like but don't for get you will be next on the list to get jujed "
Learn to spell? |
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons  "
Some more text, but photos are brill |
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day."
That's awful to feel like that but hey at least you've helped them feel better about themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons "
Agreed, seaside maybe you need to change your username to I AM DYSLEXIC to keep the police at bay!
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons
Agreed, seaside maybe you need to change your username to I AM DYSLEXIC to keep the police at bay!
Ruby"
Ignorant grammar and spell check fascists should read the profile before they try to enforce their views on others across the internet.
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons
Some more text, but photos are brill "
Behave |
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By *pl28indCouple
over a year ago
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons
Some more text, but photos are brill
Behave "
Bit more than not looking to meet might look better! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons
Agreed, seaside maybe you need to change your username to I AM DYSLEXIC to keep the police at bay!
Ruby"
I find that kind of offensive being dyslexic myself. There are plenty of tools and tbh that post does not read dyslexic in the slightest. At best it reads phonetic at worst it reads deliberate.
Guy above me try a face pic or two on public. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons
Agreed, seaside maybe you need to change your username to I AM DYSLEXIC to keep the police at bay!
Ruby
I find that kind of offensive being dyslexic myself. There are plenty of tools and tbh that post does not read dyslexic in the slightest. At best it reads phonetic at worst it reads deliberate.
Guy above me try a face pic or two on public."
Thank you..
I would put face pics up, but my job is quite public, so it's a bit tricky... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"69 James........show your other veris, gives people confidence that your profile isn't one of the many fakes on here."
Oh, didn't realise they were hidden!? I've had two others, but they left and came back, so I lost them...! Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give up too meney spelling police that carnt even reed a profile befor making a comment.
Im going off for the day.
Bless you, you try really hard to join in, some people are just morons
Agreed, seaside maybe you need to change your username to I AM DYSLEXIC to keep the police at bay!
Ruby
I find that kind of offensive being dyslexic myself. There are plenty of tools and tbh that post does not read dyslexic in the slightest. At best it reads phonetic at worst it reads deliberate.
Guy above me try a face pic or two on public."
Great profile just needs a verification from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pixie, you're just like Ronseal, exactly what it says on the tin
I like x
Direct and to the point.
Great text, informative and well worded. Only thing I could suggest is maybe a couple more pics but that's just being picky for the sake of the thread xx"
I have pics just hide them because of work x but thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pixie, good profile understand about the lack of pics, especially as you are not looking to meet at the moment. Personally some of the capital letters are a bit much, but I have never been swamped by bad messages, so suspect they may have come from frustration.
Over all good read, that tells me where you stand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Artificialname
Good profile, straight to the point, no room for misjudgement.
Your massive hand scares me a little bit though "
Nice mix of pics, words a little harsh however we get how frustrating it is trying to remind those that can't read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Artificialname
Good profile, straight to the point, no room for misjudgement.
Your massive hand scares me a little bit though "
It's worse than you think... I have 2 of them
Your profile is good, that third picture in particular makes me want to ride up to Yorkshire, be nice if you linked to your couples profile though. |
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By *pl28indCouple
over a year ago
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"Artificialname
Good profile, straight to the point, no room for misjudgement.
Your massive hand scares me a little bit though
Nice mix of pics, words a little harsh however we get how frustrating it is trying to remind those that can't read."
Nice pictures! Infact best we have seen so far and talk about great details lol 10/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This wos fun larst time.
Give advice then get advice.
Be as nice or as harsh as you like but don't for get you will be next on the list to get jujed
Learn to spell?
He is dyslexic "
he isn't dyslexic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great pics and some good info about you both and you live close by ?? X
Maybe less cock and more body? Also the profile text could be longer. "
It's a good profile and nice arse too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great pics and some good info about you both and you live close by ?? X
Maybe less cock and more body? Also the profile text could be longer.
It's a good profile and nice arse too "
Would look better with a veri from me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This wos fun larst time.
Give advice then get advice.
Be as nice or as harsh as you like but don't for get you will be next on the list to get jujed
Learn to spell?
He is dyslexic he isn't dyslexic"
Yes he is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This wos fun larst time.
Give advice then get advice.
Be as nice or as harsh as you like but don't for get you will be next on the list to get jujed
Learn to spell?
He is dyslexic he isn't dyslexic
Yes he is "
It's a pantomime isn't it.... it is..... "oh no he......." |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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It's a pantomime isn't it.... it is..... "oh no he......."
Good, fun profile and great pics.. but could do with a couple of photos of Mr so the ladies know what he looks like.
Cal"
Great profile. States what you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a pantomime isn't it.... it is..... "oh no he......."
Good, fun profile and great pics.. but could do with a couple of photos of Mr so the ladies know what he looks like.
Cal"
Oh - there are some..... you do know who owns the wolf?..... |
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It's a pantomime isn't it.... it is..... "oh no he......."
Good, fun profile and great pics.. but could do with a couple of photos of Mr so the ladies know what he looks like.
Cal
Great profile. States what you want "
Pretty pictures and good, self explanatory text! What more could you want? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't fault the above. Stunning pictures and knows exactly what she wants. I think I need to post in this forum though to get a bit of feedback "
I could offer help and advice, but I would just be making it up babs  |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"This wos fun larst time.
Give advice then get advice.
Be as nice or as harsh as you like but don't for get you will be next on the list to get jujed
Learn to spell?
He is dyslexic he isn't dyslexic"
Since wen did you becom my dotor 
That's it im not posting anymor ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More shots of the shirt & tash.
I don't need advice though because mine is already awesome and the pinnacle of Fab profiles so feel free to skip me, poster below. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More shots of the shirt & tash.
I don't need advice though because mine is already awesome and the pinnacle of Fab profiles so feel free to skip me, poster below."
Skipped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More shots of the shirt & tash.
I don't need advice though because mine is already awesome and the pinnacle of Fab profiles so feel free to skip me, poster below."
Needs to put a full stop at the end of the Fresh Prince quote. The fact it isn't there leaves me wanting more and it would give closure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More shots of the shirt & tash.
I don't need advice though because mine is already awesome and the pinnacle of Fab profiles so feel free to skip me, poster below.
Needs to put a full stop at the end of the Fresh Prince quote. The fact it isn't there leaves me wanting more and it would give closure."
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is 
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo"
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
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Should meet more women for sex! |
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Should meet more women for sex! "
The majority of the sex I have is heterosexual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Should meet more women for sex! "
No advice needed, everything is on point x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
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Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx"
Barable, pure brilliance |
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx"
Yeah, you're right about the 'won't meet smokers'.
No one else has ever commented tho'
Re: ball-scratching pic. That's the most fabbed if the lot. Those pants are Armani. Really not my fav photo but whatever.
And thanks for the advice about rabbis and calamari. I love calamari, so now I'll be on my guard.
*doffs bowler*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx
Barable, pure brilliance "
Why thank you. You are a very nice guy. Very nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx
Barable, pure brilliance
Why thank you. You are a very nice guy. Very nice."
Why, thank you too, the pleasure is really all mine xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx
Barable, pure brilliance
Why thank you. You are a very nice guy. Very nice.
Why, thank you too, the pleasure is really all mine xx"
Fantastic the Santa hat is a 10 all on its own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine. It's the pinnacle now.
Yes....yes it is
Nice profile , nice couple but sad because of 1 public photo
I know you have a penis, I'd like to see your face.
You have a good bod; get some better pics.
Txt... Copy and paste some Byron?
Mr Diamond Joe.
We love your fine selection of party pants.This is an excellent thing and we believe that every profile should have a party pants collage.
Not so sure about the photo of you scratching your balls....
Love the fact you are listed as a smoker, yet will not meet smokers. This is very wise, they will only try and steal your smokes.
So in summary our advice is never accept calamari from a rabbi. Xx
Barable, pure brilliance
Why thank you. You are a very nice guy. Very nice.
Why, thank you too, the pleasure is really all mine xx
Fantastic the Santa hat is a 10 all on its own "
I thought so too thankyou x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty solid profile, congrats.
More penis costumes! You could do a Lunar New Year one, one for every holiday! "
He could do a mummy one with a finger bandage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty solid profile, congrats.
More penis costumes! You could do a Lunar New Year one, one for every holiday!
He could do a mummy one with a finger bandage!"
Great idea lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty solid profile, congrats.
More penis costumes! You could do a Lunar New Year one, one for every holiday!
He could do a mummy one with a finger bandage!"
It's a few months too early... But probably for the best, not sure he could do Sun Wukong without offending a billion people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty solid profile, congrats.
More penis costumes! You could do a Lunar New Year one, one for every holiday!
He could do a mummy one with a finger bandage!
It's a few months too early... But probably for the best, not sure he could do Sun Wukong without offending a billion people. "
Beard and a head scarf Allllllaha cockba |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty solid profile, congrats.
More penis costumes! You could do a Lunar New Year one, one for every holiday!
He could do a mummy one with a finger bandage!
It's a few months too early... But probably for the best, not sure he could do Sun Wukong without offending a billion people.
Beard and a head scarf Allllllaha cockba "
I mean that's not really seasonal but alright... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty solid profile, congrats.
More penis costumes! You could do a Lunar New Year one, one for every holiday!
He could do a mummy one with a finger bandage!
It's a few months too early... But probably for the best, not sure he could do Sun Wukong without offending a billion people.
Beard and a head scarf Allllllaha cockba
I mean that's not really seasonal but alright..."
Nice profile. Nice pics. You should do well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loose the last paragraph as it's worthless and maybe do some clearer pictures. Also check spelling and try to add new information about youreself and what you're seeking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loose the last paragraph as it's worthless and maybe do some clearer pictures. Also check spelling and try to add new information about youreself and what you're seeking."
*yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loose the last paragraph as it's worthless and maybe do some clearer pictures. Also check spelling and try to add new information about youreself and what you're seeking."
Speelin is not my best attribrut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loose the last paragraph as it's worthless and maybe do some clearer pictures. Also check spelling and try to add new information about youreself and what you're seeking.
Speelin is not my best attribrut "
You did ask for advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile is quite complete, except your max age limit is 2 years short of perfection. Unlike your avatar that is I am sure a copy of Venus of Milo fame, as in totally armless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your profile waffles on a bit about pointless stuff. You need more public pictures.
Bit more text but seems like a good profile variety of pics. etc"
A very honest profile with a good range of photos |
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