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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

mine would be:-

STOP LOOKING AT OUR PROFILE OR PICS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I swallow

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Take the piss as much as you like

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I swallow "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I swallow "

It's made up

I don't

Seriously

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I swallow

It's made up

I don't

Seriously

"

Mmmmmmmmm I believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

WE GET OFF ON PEOPLE STEALING FROM OUR HOUSE, MONEY,JEWELS,TV, ANYTHING!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And now for something completely different

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

this is our fake profile,we use it to find meets that we dont intend to go through with.face pics only.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I'm a millionaire Rodders....a millionaire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

we only have sex with night vision goggles on

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

My bank account, has an unlimited overdraft. Will make it a joint account now, if you'd meet for a shag or marriage at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

specifically looking for people with webbed feet ONLY.so many dreamers,timewasters and fantasist on this site!

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By *teve1313Man  over a year ago

basingstoke

Yeh i'll try that x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

.-...--.. /-- -.--/ .--. .-. --- ..-. .. .-.. .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just wink and its a date

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Come and get me girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just wink and its a date "

Just wink and I will decorate the nursery and arrange the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just wink and its a date

Just wink and I will decorate the nursery and arrange the wedding "

Oops sorry OP, I missed out the unusual part of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My name is Farouk Bakoh, a Solicitor/Notary public, and very active in the legal practice in Nigeria. I am also an in-law to the late President, General Sanni Abacha. Now General Abacha is dead, and Mohammed the first son is facing a lot of persecution due to his involvement in anti pro democracy activities during the rule of his late father. Also there are alleged fraud activities that Mohamed has been linked to with the father and, the government of today is after the family to recover everything. They have claimed all the family's wealth and I am making this contact on behalf of my sister, Mrs. Miriam Abacha, the wife, not minding the consequences, but hoping that you would understand our predicament hence the need for your urgent assistance and co-operation.

My aim of contacting you is to crave your indulgence to assist us in securing some funds, totalling $15,599,456 US dollars, abroad for safe keeping which incidentally is part of the family wealth. Fortunately with my immediate assistance, and contact, we were able to deposit the money in a security vault abroad pending when the whole situation will be calm. However, this security company does not have any knowledge of the content of the deposit, because it was done in the guise that the trunk contains precious stones. But owing the great risk we run presently due the new Democratic government's initiative to freeze and recover all monies supposedly misappropriated by the late President, we wish to relocate this fund in a foreigner's name to avoid any trace. Now that we are in a democratic government, this is our opportunity to remove the money, and we are willing to offer you 15% of the funds after the transaction for your co-operation. All I need from you is an assurance that you can handle the amount involved comfortably and that I can also trust you with this very arrangement.

Be rest assured that there is no risk involved since I have taken care of everything. I want you to immediately inform me of your willingness in assisting and co-operating with us, so that I can send you full details of this transaction and let us make arrangement for a meeting and discuss at length on how to transfer this funds. Also furnish me with your private e-mail address, Tel/Fax Numbers (Private) for a personal contact with you. Finally, I am trusting on your full understanding on this, hoping that there will be absolute confidentiality.

Awaiting with interest your response and hoping to develop good business relationship with you.

Yours sincerely,

Farouk Bakoh

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm not at all fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not at all fussy. "

Fancy a fuck then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

xenophobic,homophobic couple here-seeking people from all walks of life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Title would be "These days..."

The opening post would be as follows;

... when people say stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time or if I should collaborate and listen.

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