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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not  "
At least you're not risking breaking them (something I have been known to do  ).
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Satisfactory. More gusto than finesse.
 People have finesse? "
I'm sure other people can move position without either falling over, going the wrong way, accidentally leaning on their own hair or various other klutzy moves. That sounds like finesse to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10 |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10"
It sounds like Ms Innocent's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2/10
Shit in the sack but I have boobs to play with when they get bored 
You use a sack? Everyone loves a boob.
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Yes potato sacks are good at least I have an excuse when they tell me their bits are itchy a few days later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am definitely at least a 7
If it was bigger I'd be a 9/10 I reckon
Haha
I would say I'm a big head but that wouldn't work on this occasion
Lol
I like to PLEASE and always manage to make a girl cum so 7 is fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crap. Can't be bothered to do anything. I just lie there and expect them to do all the work. And why not
At least you're not risking breaking them (something I have been known to do ).
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I break them mentally  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am definitely at least a 7
If it was bigger I'd be a 9/10 I reckon
Haha
I would say I'm a big head but that wouldn't work on this occasion
Lol
I like to PLEASE and always manage to make a girl cum so 7 is fair "
I am hearing that Sev EN in a Len Goodman way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fact that all it does it lay there on the floor in front of the fire, cosy underfoot and still looks as new as the day i bought it, id say my shag was a pretty good purchase. 8/10
It sounds like Ms Innocent's."
There's more wear and tear on me I'm afraid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5/10
I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me.
I know my failings and I'm working on it 
Adequate... for you or for the other person?
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Would you like to find out?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"5/10
I'm adequate, yet selfish and make it all about me.
I know my failings and I'm working on it
Adequate... for you or for the other person?
Would you like to find out? "
Much as I love the name Ragnar, you are too young for this old woman.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore
These things can come and go.
How do you mean?
Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.
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I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.
The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore
These things can come and go.
How do you mean?
Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.
I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.
The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit"
I hope your depression lifts soon; it is a bit of a circle with depression knocking your libido and then feeling down because of lack of libido.
Three months isn't that long... that's what I keep telling myself.
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore
These things can come and go.
How do you mean?
Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.
I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.
The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit"
Aweeeee man hugs , but you probably had it more recent than many on here , try and stay strong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore
These things can come and go.
How do you mean?
Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.
I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.
The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit
Aweeeee man hugs , but you probably had it more recent than many on here , try and stay strong "
I will try. It was hard to do penetration as she had vaginismus and it would have been painful for her to feel it go in so I doubt if I ever had sex with her at all so minus that and make it two years ago since I last had proper sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'll just give myself a 0 cause I don't care anymore
These things can come and go.
How do you mean?
Sometimes we care more than at others. Libido can return.
I hope so. Sorry, I'm just having another episode of depression due to my condition.
The last time I had sex was 3 months ago with my recent ex before she dumped me last month. I can hardly tell if I was good or shit
I hope your depression lifts soon; it is a bit of a circle with depression knocking your libido and then feeling down because of lack of libido.
Three months isn't that long... that's what I keep telling myself.
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Yeah I hope it does lift as I hate being depressed. Damn my cursed Aspergers |
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"I would say am an 8 as I have a decent size cock and have lots of stamina
Technique to go with the stamina and size?
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i have technique to hence why I would say am and 8always had good reviews so I can't be that bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.
How do you rate your shagging?
Shag is me.
I would rate myself a 8
Have patience and you might be a ten."
That is right. I would be that too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance
Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves!
The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty!
She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!"  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance
Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves!
The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty!
She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!" "
Did she squeal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A strong lover,physically dominant growler,8/10 for effort n endurance
Shouldn't really be rating ourselves though...bit like the police or government investigating themselves!
The only negative feedback I've had was me being crap at talking dirty!
She was really just pissed off that I called her a "filthy little fuck pig!"
Did she squeal?"
No but saying it made her laugh so hard she actually snorted......which only strengthened my case! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I'm not sure as I've never shagged myself. I mean, I'm quite happy with my hand action, but I'm lacking oral skills on myself.
Seriously though, I tend to reflect - if the guy is into me then he'll get my A game. If he seems lacklustre then so will I be. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm not sure as I've never shagged myself. I mean, I'm quite happy with my hand action, but I'm lacking oral skills on myself.
Seriously though, I tend to reflect - if the guy is into me then he'll get my A game. If he seems lacklustre then so will I be."
It is a tricky point... if one isn't feeling the tingle then they may become even more lacklustre and upping the ante may spark them into better performance mode.
I always feel a bit cheated if I'm offered the half-hearted fuck.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hilary is good and often gets complimented.
What I lack in skill I make up for in effort.
To be fair she's been carrying me for years. "
She's a good woman. It sounds like we need to set up a Fab skills academy.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it."
It doesn't need a number but 'more than happy' deserves better than 'quite good' doesn't it?
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd say it was quite good - those I 'shag' seem more than happy any way. Not sure of a numerical value to attach to it.
It doesn't need a number but 'more than happy' deserves better than 'quite good' doesn't it?
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I think I do the stereotypical British thing of putting quite in front of something in order to not sound too egotistical; I think I'm a jolly good shag but if I come straight out with that I might come across as full of myself! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide."
Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.
Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.
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I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.
So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.
Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.
I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.
So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not "
Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.
Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.
I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.
So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not
Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? "
Yup
It happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With someone who likes my specific brand of take take take, I'd be a 9/10. With someone else I'd probably be a 2/10 because I'm not very flexible or pliable, can't be "thrown around" by anyone except possibly Geoff Capes and don't suck like a Dyson. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of kisses lots of foreplay maybe a little fisting before I use my Man hood on Emma but by this time the bed is usually wet through and Emma looks like she is ready to pass out so I guess im not to bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do my best, thats all you can ask of somebody surely
I'm not really a morning person so my morning sex isn't anything to write home about but other than that i do ok |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"With someone who likes my specific brand of take take take, I'd be a 9/10. With someone else I'd probably be a 2/10 because I'm not very flexible or pliable, can't be "thrown around" by anyone except possibly Geoff Capes and don't suck like a Dyson. "
I'm similar.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I do my best, thats all you can ask of somebody surely
I'm not really a morning person so my morning sex isn't anything to write home about but other than that i do ok "
What about lazy sex in the morning?
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.
Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.
I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.
So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not
Do people really fuck someone because they are there at the time? "
When you're in a non-swinging relationship, yeah. Nothing like 10 years together to dowse that spark well and truly. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.
How do you rate your shagging?
You tell me. "
Others rating our shags would be a different thread... and I'm not sure I'm ready for the feedback I might get.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"No, this isn't about rating the poster known as Shag.
How do you rate your shagging?
You tell me.
Others rating our shags would be a different thread... and I'm not sure I'm ready for the feedback I might get.
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Good god no!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lots of kisses lots of foreplay maybe a little fisting before I use my Man hood on Emma but by this time the bed is usually wet through and Emma looks like she is ready to pass out so I guess im not to bad "
Don't mention beds getting wet on the forum. You never know what you might unleash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't rate my shag because I don't know how good or bad I am that's for others to decide.
Yes, but... I don't fully buy that. We've all had that moment when we've wanted to high five ourselves as we know we were on fire and those could-have-done-better moments.
I think who you are with has a huge impact on how good or bad you are though.
So if you are with someone you are totally in tune with sexually, physically and mentally then the results will be so much better than with someone you just fancy a quick fumble with cos they are there, you are there and well ... why not "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find it hard rating myself.
So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10.
If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I find it hard rating myself.
So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10.
If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10.
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My 'special manoeuvre' is to tell them we have to stop as my hip has locked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find it hard rating myself.
So if I base it on everyone appears to have had a jolly good time with me & some have come back repeatedly then I think I'm pretty good 8/10.
If I was to base it on having a broad range of sexual experiences & having lots of special manoeuvres up my sleeves then I'm going to say a 3/10.
My 'special manoeuvre' is to tell them we have to stop as my hip has locked. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10.
This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10.
This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral."
Good. I hope your improved mood continues.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok with me being in a much better mood than last night, I'm gonna change my rating and make it a 5 out of 10.
This is my rating as I'm not sure how good or bad I am at sex due to my techniques when it comes to foreplay and oral.
Good. I hope your improved mood continues.
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Yeah I'm sure it will remain improved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With women 5/10 but like it rough and being bi with men I'd say 8/10 I'm more dominant in this situation
Dual ratings... that's novel.
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I think I fuck good but fuck a man immensely well and ladies also good but more oral and fore play with ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure about my shag rating but my bjs have been described as "velvet like" and "lush" and the lush comment who was from someone doesn't usually cum from bjs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thing is we are all gonna say we're the best pmsl, I rate my oral and foreplay 8/10 maybe a 9 haha can't make myself to good hahaha sex depends how the women likes it is guess and if you hit all the buttons but I'll give myself a safe 6/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lie there as if stunned by a brick.
I expect him to do all the work, after all; I'm beautiful. He should be very grateful I'm allowing him access to my body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hard to rate yourself but my previous partners have always come back for more and I quote...
'no-one has ever made me feel like that'(multiple orgasms)
'my god, I would be dragging you through the door every night'
'I could die happy right now..'
Thank you ladies....I try.... |
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