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its my birthday would you fuck me ?????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spanish Seagull
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When one dons a sombrero and fake moustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.
Testimonials: "My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures."
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I don't fink I got that much stamina. Can't I just rodger you senseless from behind instead?  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?
Or are you reprobates not that fussed??
I only wished a happy birthday, safety first  "
Good plan, that man...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?
Or are you reprobates not that fussed?? "
I'd hazard a guess that if it's Mr, he wouldn't want his tits spanish seagulled! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"has anyone established whether its Mr or Mrs asking?
Or are you reprobates not that fussed??
I'd hazard a guess that if it's Mr, he wouldn't want his tits spanish seagulled! "
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If they were, I would!! 
& nope 
